non of that coma or seven deadly sins bs. i want stuff like
It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.
In a Muppets Christmas film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of **** could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable… We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses.
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#1 Posted: 21:48:03 19/10/2021 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 05:43:52 20/10/2021 | Topic Creator
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did you know that despite owning slaves thomas jefferson actually proposed to end slavery in 1784 in new us territories and banned importing slaves in virgina. Tanooki Mario uses his penis to attack enemies, not his tail. It's simple logic. Tanukis are mythological shape shifting creatures according to Japanese myth. They also have very large scrotums and use them to fly and to attack enemies. They have never used their tail to fly or attack enemies. they used their penis. It would not make sense for Mario to use his tail to fly or attack enemies. Therefor Mario's tail actually represents his penis. |
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#3 Posted: 11:31:40 20/10/2021
Not my theory, but I personally believe that it may be right.
The entirity of Spyro 1 is just a test being ran by the dragons that Spyro isn't aware of. There are multiple lines in Spyro 1 from the dragons that suggest that it is a test for Spyro to see if he can reach his destiny. Spyro often questions what they are talking about e.g "I'm ready alright... ready for what?". Let's not forget also that the reason that the gnorcs drop gems after being killed is because Gnasty uses a spell to make warriors from gems. But when you kill Gnasty himself, he too drops a gem, suggesting that he isn't the real Gnasty and is simply a decoy version made from a spell on gems.
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#4 Posted: 15:28:16 26/10/2021
there was a creepypasta i read when i was at a very impressionable age that had me believing there was a cursed unused dragon at the end of spyro 1 that would straight up murder spyro and gnasty if it showed uop. can't seem to find it nowadays.
also there was one with a SPooOOky summer forest that was published alongside a really bad photoshop of what it would look like
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