darkSpyro

Bone in or boneless wings?


Personally bone in is the better way to eat wings. when you eat boneless you are eating a chicken nugget in sauce. whats the fun in eating a kids meal? bone in in is for men. it allows us to go back to our primordial stage in life where we ate meat off the bone like men. the skin, the cartilage, the bone sucking juices. it's beautiful.

I like boneless because I'm always paranoid I'm going to swallow a piece of bone

Boneless is better because there's more meat.

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I like boneless because I'm always paranoid I'm going to swallow a piece of bone

are you also afraid of the toilet sucking you up?

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Boneless is better because there's more meat.

This argument is the most common and the worst argument. First of all it's not even the same meat. Bone out is dry breast meat while wings are the sweet succulent wing meat of the chicken.
Second. There's plenty of meat in wings. You're not meant to eat just one. Eat i don't know ten of them. Are you getting baby ones from pizza hut? you want more meat eat a chicken tender. Or better a whole leg.

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I like boneless because I'm always paranoid I'm going to swallow a piece of bone

are you also afraid if the toilet sucking you up?

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Boneless is better because there's more meat.

This argument is the most common and the worst argument. First of all it's not even the same meat. Bone out is dry breast meat while wings are the sweet succulent wing meat of the chicken.
Second. There's plenty of meat in wings. You're not meant to eat just one. Eat i don't know ten of them. Are you getting baby ones from pizza hut? you want more meat eat a chicken tender. Or better a whole leg.

First off, I'm an idiot because I didn't realize this was specifically about wings and not friend chicken in general. I'm so used to arguments about the latter.

I go with tenders, always.

As for bone-in vs boneless wings, it'd just a matter of taste. I prefer the type of meat that's used for boneless, hence why I go with tenders.

That's not to say bone-in is bad, I do like it, it's just the taste and texture doesn't appeal to me as much. While you say its a worse argument, it does have to do with there being less meat. It can be a little annoying to eat on and, as odd as it may sound, lacks that "satisfaction" that eating a bone out or tender would have (At least for me).

Quote: Drednaw

boneless because more meat + i'm a pussy

People like you are why american is failing it's children. We are teaching the youth of america that meat on bones is scary. Meat comes from bones. They don't come pre cut or pre grinded. We are not teaching our children to be adventurous while eating. We are teaching them to eat what they always eat. Never evolving their taste pallette.
We didn't want to eat lobster back then because they look scary. It was peasant food. Guess what? It's delicious and expensive now. How are we able to discover taste if we are afraid of it?
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I like boneless because I'm always paranoid I'm going to swallow a piece of bone

are you also afraid if the toilet sucking you up?

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Boneless is better because there's more meat.

This argument is the most common and the worst argument. First of all it's not even the same meat. Bone out is dry breast meat while wings are the sweet succulent wing meat of the chicken.
Second. There's plenty of meat in wings. You're not meant to eat just one. Eat i don't know ten of them. Are you getting baby ones from pizza hut? you want more meat eat a chicken tender. Or better a whole leg.

First off, I'm an idiot because I didn't realize this was specifically about wings and not friend chicken in general. I'm so used to arguments about the latter.

I go with tenders, always.

As for bone-in vs boneless wings, it'd just a matter of taste. I prefer the type of meat that's used for boneless, hence why I go with tenders.

That's not to say bone-in is bad, I do like it, it's just the taste and texture doesn't appeal to me as much. While you say its a worse argument, it does have to do with there being less meat. It can be a little annoying to eat on and, as odd as it may sound, lacks that "satisfaction" that eating a bone out or tender would have (At least for me).

People like you do not belong in there conversation. Wexare eating wings not tenders. You don't go to a metal concert and ask "can I listen to classics instead". Shame on you. Shsme

have you ever eaten bone marrow

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have you ever eaten bone marrow

yes bone marrow is very good you finkle bean. ever had pho or other bone based soups? mate the bone marrow adds flavor. It's the soul of the chicken coming out and into your mouth puss

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This entire argument is null, there is a superior alternative to both.
Nuggies.
Nuggies combine everything good about chicken and put it into an easy to eat package. You cannot choke on a bone by accident, you can dip them in sauce on the fly in one swoop. Nuggies are the perfect food to represent human evolution.

This is like saying ac/dc is good because of how boring it is. Nuggies aint even the best part of the chicken. It's all grinded up garbage meat that was leftover on the carcass. The bones are grinded up inside nuggies to a paste. Nuggies are just boneless chicken wings.

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never eat food, you will die

Food makes you fat

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my dad lbuys so much meat and if uckging hate it. No moderation. You can eat it

Then make your own food?

i LOVE both but i think i have a preference for boneless

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All I am seeing is another positive for nuggies. Nuggies take the parts you'd throw out and REDUCE waste, all while turning it into a superior version of it's original form. You still get the nutritional value of both bones and meat, while not having to deal with the bad part of having the bones included.
Checkmate wing peasant.

you're that one dude who orders the fries and tenders at a steak house

Quote: Immy

i LOVE both but i think i have a preference for boneless

respectable opinion. IF I WAS DEAD

the bones are better for the extra crunch

i m vegetarian if that counts