darkSpyro

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What’s with quebecers and Internet, we literally are french in an english country neighboring the USA, so why are all the roleplay groups full of French because it’s annoying to want to chat or get a post to continue the roleplay but there’s 6 hours of difference so I’m alone nearly all the time, oh and the other quebecer in the group have a notorious infamous tendency to not be particularly active, closing his forums fast.

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just post the first word you think of /s

seventeen

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just post the first word you think of /s

Skit.

"s-it"

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looking back at my old posts... wow i was such a douchebag

i don t really rememeber your old posts but if you re looking back on previous negative things and you realize that they were no good that is improvement so good on you!

I keep thinking I made the drink it topic and freaking out because I don't remember making it

i was gonna post a topic with urban dictionary, but i think that can of worms should not be opened by me

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i say i hate superchargers because of the janky vehicle mechanics but the real reason is because it made me realize im a furry

What, did Tuff Luck not do anything for you?

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I keep thinking I made the drink it topic and freaking out because I don't remember making it

that is so funny lol

Hypernova left?):

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Dayton Hypernova? Aren't they literally the not well lolcow?

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If you mean G Hypernova the darkSpyro user, he still posts sometimes. His last post was just yesterday, I believe.

I love pointless award show I will never reference ever again :D

I dreamt that ShadowMewX forgot her account password so she made a new darkSpyro account called “HeyItsMeStorm”

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Dayton Hypernova? Aren't they literally the not well lolcow?

Not who I was referring to but out of curiosity I googled them and I regret it lol

Wow, April is over, huh? The year is already almost halfway gone, man, what is life??

happy lesbian day

i made a list of movies that I love to watch

baby driver: fun fast paced movie all about hard hitting visuals and is all about the MUSIC MAN

la la land: fun and happy musical that is a love letter to classic musicals with amazing visuals and vibrant colors

little pet shop of horrors: I watch too many musicals but this film is witty, funny, and probably a meta-commentary about something

back to the future: its like a really good saturday morning cartoon that has an in cest subplot

fantastic mr fox: such a great movie with so much love put into it with little jokes sprinkled around in it

scott pilgrim vs the world: I watched this at a point of my life when I related to it the most. another fast paced movie with jokes both visual and audio every frame

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o hi platinum club

been playing dark souls 3 and its been super fun and the complaint that i see the most is "poor game design" which i hard disagree with. bad game design is visible in games like that one level in final fantasy 15 that was patched out for being so stupid. the game is teaching the player very slowly and gradually how each boss is designed to be beaten. some you have to have to give a distance to and strike when the option is available. others you have to have to hug their ass and slap the cheeks until you hear the metal clapping their flesh. the only reason why people say its bad game design is because you're bad.

now the only real bad game design is going inside a boss room and getting hit by some random enemy behind the fog

In my case, on the turn based side, I’m into Megami Tensei another infamous IP known for being unfairly hard, however it reward learning weaknesses and using your brain as you need to use buffs, status effects and debuffs, also fuse effectively so I would not call that bad design either.

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sp's taste in women is ruined by one movie

that song is one of those lo fi things where the popularity totally eludes me. i'm very approving of music that sounds like it was recorded from a can but it just sounds annoying here. can't get into twin fantasy either.

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When people think they know what they're talking about, and just don't...

Oh. Not about anyone here.

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I dreamt that ShadowMewX forgot her account password so she made a new darkSpyro account called “HeyItsMeStorm”

Oh my gosh I could see myself doing this... X'D

HEEHO THREE MONTHS BABEY

oh? you have an idea for a scooby doo parody where shaggy smokes weed and velma is a lesbian? wow, you are so subversive.

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oh? you have an idea for a scooby doo parody where shaggy smokes weed and velma is a lesbian? wow, you are so subversive.

What about Mario does drugs and Princess Peach gets kidnapped on purpose?

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oh? you have an idea for a scooby doo parody where shaggy smokes weed and velma is a lesbian? wow, you are so subversive.

let's make shaggy the lesbian and have velma smoke weed

whoa ... no frickin way dude...

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oh? you have an idea for a scooby doo parody where shaggy smokes weed and velma is a lesbian? wow, you are so subversive.

That’s not even a parody that’s just the show

manta rays are lovely as a matter of fact

sometimes a guy sucks yknow? or i mean all the time but you know what i mean

What I love about Twitch is I just get to be myself, I do get be myself. I get to be a very very different part of myself. It’s really interesting when people come into chat, and they accuse me of being fake. I don’t disagree with you, I don’t know who my authentic self is on stream yet. Every single day that I come on here I discover new things about myself that I’m willing to share with you, and new things about myself that feel important to share with you, and, and I love sharing them with you, you guys. I really really do. I surprise myself and I surprise you. I had another streamer recently say that I surprise them as well. And discovering that I have the ability to surprise even old pros at this game, really really makes me feel like I am where I’m supposed to be. Ehe, wishlistdestroyer: “ur not fake ur just crazy”! Yes! of course I’m crazy! I’m crazy in love, I’m crazy happy, I’m CRAZY high on life. I really really liked being where I am, I like the people that I’m with, and I have felt this way for my entire life. When it was in high school, when it was in elementary school, when it was in University, when it was in College. When I worked at summer camp, when I worked at the hot dog factory, when I worked for <unintelligible>, or when I worked as a Disney Princess. When I’m on twitch, I find people that I love, I find people that I like and I keep them close to me. The people who come back each and every day are the people that I want to see each and every day. And the haters can come every day if they want to, and I’ll be happy to see you too. Because at least you’re showing me that I’m important to you with your consistency. And if I can be nothing else, it is consistent! Because I will come back each and every day and I will give you new reasons to hate me, and I will give you new reasons to love me. Because that’s what you deserve and that’s what I deserve. I want to see how far I can go, I want to see what I can do on this platform. I want to see how far the blanket fort can expand. I want to understand the best parts of myself. And I’m not saying that I’m gonna find them on Twitch. But I think that I can find the best parts of myself. If I keep going, and I keep saying yes, and I discover the parts inside of me that I have been too afraid, too ashamed of, too apologetic! Do you realize how many times I wanna send a boy a picture of my fully exposed vulva, and the first instinct is first to apologize for even messaging him in the first place? I want to say I’m sorry that I’m bothering you, I’m sorry that I’m messaging you, I’m sorry that I’m texting you, I’m sorry that I’m dm’ing you, I’m sorry that I’m talking to you, I’m sorry that I’m caring about you, I’m sorry that I’m trying to figure out who you are, because all I want to do is open up enough dialogue so that I can expose everything about myself! The only thing that I want to do is expose who I truly am to you! But I feel self-conscious because people tell me that I’m fake, and people tell me that I’m faking these things, and that I’m psychotic, that I’m ADHD, that I’m on drugs. that I’m all these terrible things, but I’m not. What is actually happening is that I LOVE being here. I love being on Twitch. This has been a dream of mine for so many years, so many years that I’m embarrassed to talk about it. Can you imagine meeting a boy that you want to ****, and the first words out of your mouth are “All I want to do is be a famous Twitch streamer.” He’s never heard of Twitch, he just wants to put his dick in you, and you’re talking about Twitch. Guess what mother****ers, sometimes it works out. I ****ED that mother****er and he bought me this great big toy. Because I became a famous Twitch streamer! That mother****er believed in my dream even though he had never heard of Twitch before. And each and every one of you believes in my dream. Because we’re on Twitch together today and I believe we can go even further, even higher, even more into the blanket fort. And I think that we can do it together. And I don’t know that I can’t do it by myself. I can literally only do it with each and every one of you. And I think that we can. This channel has grown bigger, and faster, and more intensely than any other channel on Twitch has ever before. The clips are good. Make sure the titles are sexy. Make sure that you do me good guys. Cause I come in here every single day covered in glitter, covered in sequins, covered in booty shorts, covered in nylons. So that I do not violate the terms of service, so that each and every one of you can have both hands on the keyboard, so that you can enjoy the stream, so that you can have a good time listening to me, playing with me, singing with me, smiling with me, enjoying your life. Which you do, you do deserve to enjoy. Each and every moment of your life you enjoy and each and every moment of your life is worthy. You guys, you can do it. You can be the best that you can be, and we can do it together. It’s gonna take effort, and it’s going to take patience, it’s going to take a lot a lot a lot of work. But if we don’t try then what the **** is stopping us from just throwing ourselves off a bridge, and giving up, and saying “Yeah the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.” But that’s okay. Because do you really need anyone else!?

I wish I could find my old posts from like 2011 making fun of religious people, I was such a stupid and edgy teenager. I feel really bad about the way I was

^they would be buried underneath all of the pots of everyone else making fun of religious people

we need to break into dark52's house and get the archives

For some reason I always envisioned him as a Bond villain, he might have traps in his house, be careful

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we need to break into dark52's house and get the archives

I melted his batteries

i walk away from adobe premiere while it is supposed to be rendering and this is what i come back to