darkSpyro

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Ham because it's not dry af.

I love both but I pick ham. ham is better.

ham for life

just get turkey ham

I like chocolate milk.

both are nice tbh

Team Ham or Team Turkey?

No doubt people will talk this way in a sports bar in Austin or Albuquerque, but let's face it — folks don't say stuff like that out loud. They just don't.

If they did, America would be in an uproar. They certainly aren't saying stuff like that on ESPN.

Let's face it — folks don't say stuff like that out loud. They just don't.

But if we're being honest, let's look at the recent history of voting for Team Turkey. In fact, it's quite a history.

In 2016, there were allegations that voting

Pavo.

Turkey because I refuse to have 2 holidays have the same damn dish back to back.

team “your dads meat”

Ham-- because Turkey is dry as hell and you're practically forced to eat it "because Thanksgiving."

Turkey for Thanksgiving, Ham on Christmas

I like ham more in general, but Thanksgiving turkey's great!

Quote: Drednaw

ham because turkey is dry and gross, easily the worst country

Based

team vegetarian

tofu roast and tofurky