darkSpyro

Like why are there so many microwaves in the market but all of them are different? I don't know what's the difference between 1000 jiggy wiggies and 800 juggalos. Why do instructions on my popcorn say this much time is needed but it ends up getting burnt anyways?

Why are there so many buttons on them? Too many options for popcorn, beverages, pizza, reheat???? Wtf does reheat mean is that not what a microwave is for for? REHEATING???? And why is the popcorn button so useless? Every bag if popcorn says not to use the popcorn button? Why does it exist?

But then you have the microwaves with not enough buttons. You press 1 and you wait 1 minute. 2 for 2 minutes. What if I need to add 45 seconds to my food? Too bad this micro wave can only do full minutes. I shouldn't have to wait 3 minutes. Open the microwave and reclose it because it won't let me press another button when it's beeping. Press 1 and have to time my pull out method preciously. This is too much work and makes the timer useless. Why have a timer if it doesn't work like a normal timer?

I also hate heating instructions. "3-5 minutes"? What does that mean? Do you mean 4 minutes? Why can't the times just be consistent? There's a reason why instructions say microwaves are never the recommended option. Because they suck.

Don't even mention what you can't or can put in it. Ever try putting a spoon in one before? It's great! You have to worry about what can give you cancer or what gives you less cancer. How about making everything microwave safe? Is that so hard? Why do people have phds in designing plates that can't be put in a microwave the most common kitchen utensil?

Ever just use the microwave and then your internet dies? It's lbasicslly giving up a luxury for a few minutes just so you don't starve to death. It has something to do with radiation leaking out and affecting the frequencies of your WiFi. Wtf does that mean??? I don't want to use the oven, why do I have to give up my wifi?

And then you have the sound. You know the "vvrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm" noise? Of course you do. It's super loud and obnoxious. It wakes everyone up and then when it's done it goes "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP". So you think "oh my foods done" and you grab your hot Pocket, take a bite, and bite into saurons anus. OUCH warn me to wait next time. But here's the problem, if you wait too long then the beeping continues and it's as loud as ever. I get that my food is done but why is it yelling at me I just want to eat my hot pocket? :(

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Ever just use the microwave and then your internet dies? It's lbasicslly giving up a luxury for a few minutes just so you don't starve to death. It has something to do with radiation leaking out and affecting the frequencies of your WiFi. Wtf does that mean??? I don't want to use the oven, why do I have to give up my wifi?

that is because you need to put your router in the microwave to make the signal stronger you dumb ****. if you're too stupid to use a microwave you should not be on a spyro forum.

laughed hard by end of first line to be honest that was good!

i unironically agree though, microwaves are not healthy food preparation. anything you can most definitely make better on your stove or in your oven. the taste even will make it worth it if your hooked on microwaved food and get used to stovetop or oven you'll taste the difference. but if it's all about speed (quote sonic the hedgehog) then microwave I guess.

sp i finished reading your post i hope you're proud of me

jast do whut i do an cook stuffs with a blowy dryer. is many more effectif an not burn

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jast do whut i do an cook stuffs with a blowy dryer. is many more effectif an not burn ;)

so do you use a flat iron on spaghetti to make fettucine then...

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Ever just use the microwave and then your internet dies? It's lbasicslly giving up a luxury for a few minutes just so you don't starve to death. It has something to do with radiation leaking out and affecting the frequencies of your WiFi. Wtf does that mean??? I don't want to use the oven, why do I have to give up my wifi?

that is because you need to put your router in the microwave to make the signal stronger you dumb ****. if you're too stupid to use a microwave you should not be on a spyro forum.

Oooooohhhhhh. That makes a lot of sense because the microwave recharges the router with WiFi signals. Thanks for the life hack :)

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sp i finished reading your post i hope you're proud of me

Yes now read the 10 amendments

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jast do whut i do an cook stuffs with a blowy dryer. is many more effectif an not burn

so do you use a flat iron on spaghetti to make fettucine then...

wall duh off carse i does n use car ta make me eggs n bacies

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Quote: Willikers

jast do whut i do an cook stuffs with a blowy dryer. is many more effectif an not burn ;)

so do you use a flat iron on spaghetti to make fettucine then...

wall duh off carse i does n use car ta make me eggs n bacies

well that's something else i did a learn today thank you!

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