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oh, to be a transparent eel with no insides

Arborick goes from extremely hard to extremely easy once you know you have to hit his parts in order. That said, the panic second phase is REALLY blood pumping... If you couldn't mash your way into winning a bit too fast for my liking. Less health on the first, more on the second, I'd say.

creative twitter: don’t talk yourself out of opportunity!! you’re ready! you can do it!

last post about this but i beat ten

also glitched these fights look at the floor oops i think that's the skybox sinking into it

I cannot remember last time when I failed an exam so badly. Well you live and learn. That was my random thought of the day. Carry on being random, people...

ultimate dream: becoming a chauffeur for a cgi animal that talks almost constantly

A robot and a skeleton are responsible for most of the current content in Stuff & Nonsense-- with foreskin as the primary subject. You keep being you, users of DarkSpyro. x3

“so who’s the pleakley and who’s the jumba of your relationship?” is the better question

If Baby Yoda becomes the next Minion I will be pissed

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If Baby Yoda becomes the next Minion I will be pissed

ive seen it used on a minion-esque facebook meme

its already doomed.

too late

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what is it about fast food that compels people to be such assholes

The cheaper it is and the cheaper "looking" it is, the more a poor job is seen as the standard so everyone goes in holding two rocks as if the store employees are out to make the worst job possible. It's really stupid and it takes a few minutes of self reflection to notice that, but people like to be a) on autopilot, b ) entitled, c ) both.

This also happens in art commissions a lot. Charge 100 bucks and you're treated as a guest of honor, charge 5 and you're just doing a silly sketch it can't be that hard, oh and give me 50 revisions of things I didn't explain at first since you're obviously going to do it wrong

for all of your minion needs

you know. it's funny.

when i grew up, spyro wasn't purple. he was orange.

sounds crazy right? listen. we had one of those really old tvs where you could turn the dial and change the colors on the tv. it wasn't color corrected, so spyro was orangish brown with green wings. the grass was blue. it looked very high fantasy this way, and it's strangely nostalgic thinking about it.

eventually a friend came over and was like "why is he purple on the box but brown on the screen?" i was like uh idk and my friend started messing with the dials and suddenly the colors were fixed!

i did an edit of what reignited would've looked like on this old tv if it hadn't been fixed.



i can't believe green tiger hunter from ctr nitro fueled would've been just normal hunter

Why is the ice age baby a new meme

Of course, the Spyro Reignited main topic has de-railed into a discussion about gender pronouns, really bringing the community together.

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The cheaper it is and the cheaper "looking" it is, the more a poor job is seen as the standard so everyone goes in holding two rocks as if the store employees are out to make the worst job possible. It's really stupid and it takes a few minutes of self reflection to notice that, but people like to be a) on autopilot, b ) entitled, c ) both.

This also happens in art commissions a lot. Charge 100 bucks and you're treated as a guest of honor, charge 5 and you're just doing a silly sketch it can't be that hard, oh and give me 50 revisions of things I didn't explain at first since you're obviously going to do it wrong

tru dat i can not stand how entitled people are. with art i always think its funny when people ask for art for free and get angry when you turn them down. i don't know why people think we always have to accommodate them like they're kings and queens. i can handle rude customers but sometimes it's so ridiculous i don't know how they get anywhere in life throwing a hissy fit over things like the number of pickles on your burger. the other day i had a customer order normally and then suddenly blow up and drag his daughter out of the store by the arm because i told him our cheeseburgers are $1.79. Bruh. god bless anyone who has to deal with these people.

God bless indeed, retail is hell. At least with art you can put a hidden 'troublesome client' fee but usually you have to charge more just to get people to respect you. Even worse is rich people acting like this - you throw away money with food and cars but a 2d luxury is just an act of mercy from you to even ask the artist in the first place? Eurgh.

my brother didn’t know bandicoots were real animals. i’m feeling horribly ashamed rn, bandicoots don’t deserve this slander

I am using mobile. I’ve become a heathen

Someone gave us a negative review because our Caramel Rolls are too sweet
aight

when i wake up tomorrow morning a canonical 2D-animated skylanders series better be announced

huh? what do you mean there's no audience for it? sure there is! there's...errr…the gacha community. yeah. them.

i'd watch it, blue

Alcohol is weird
I was disappointed

I ****ing hate the ice age baby

Tfw accidently typing the wrong letters in Google leads you to an actual result rather than autocorrecting you. >_O

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Tfw accidently typing the wrong letters in Google leads you to an actual result rather than autocorrecting you. >_O

Did you try to search for "Duck" but your finger went right on the first letter?

No-- not that and it was a safe result at least, just not an expected one. x3

baby...

no ;;

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Why is the ice age baby a new meme

why is the ice age baby 6ft tall

everyone's asleep. who wants to come over and rave?

life and death and slurp and gurt and peace and war on the planet earth

i think everyone in the world thinks their own taste in music is weird

give miyamoto usagi his cartoon already

A really interesting Reddit thread about colonialism.

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i think everyone in the world thinks their own taste in music is weird

I feel like a poser saying Trout Mask Replica is cool but YOU KNOW WHAT it is cool

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give miyamoto usagi his cartoon already

Isn't the comic over 30 now? Haven't read it but I have to respect the author for plugging away at it for so many years.

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give miyamoto usagi his cartoon already

Isn't the comic over 30 now? Haven't read it but I have to respect the author for plugging away at it for so many years.

Yep, been around since 1984. I only know about him from watching Turtles and have been meaning to read the newer comics, but I really think it’d translate well into an animated series. Same with Sly Cooper, which is just kinda floating around in the industry now, no word on where that pitch is going.

Lilo and Stitch and Sonic the Hedgehog are the same movie. Kinda. Sorta. Quirky and cute blue alien on the run from less than conventional authorities finds, after a number of wacky hijinks, friendship in a pair of humans and isn’t lonely anymore. Marketable Alien Finds Family is the best trope.

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give miyamoto usagi his cartoon already

I've got some good news for you:



No word on when it's coming out yet, but iirc it's been in development for around 2 years?

admittedly i wasn't feeling this reply at first but then it turned into two discord posts worth of length so.. i guess i got into it

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give miyamoto usagi his cartoon already

No word on when it's coming out yet, but iirc it's been in development for around 2 years?

Good for him! And it looks 2D too, sweet! It’s a bit worrisome that the Aquaman director is involved though.

Bumblebee 2 and Beast Wars movie, please be good. Please. I want to see my little boys.

Demon's souls better get a remake

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my brother didn’t know bandicoots were real animals. i’m feeling horribly ashamed rn, bandicoots don’t deserve this slander

Most people in Brazil assume Crash's a fox.

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my brother didn’t know bandicoots were real animals. i’m feeling horribly ashamed rn, bandicoots don’t deserve this slander

Most people in Brazil assume Crash's a fox.

I saw someone else confuse him for one the other day! Alright, let’s set down some ground rules here: echidnas and bandicoots are real, and there’s a difference between aardvarks and anteaters. Also stan tenrecs. I really love obscure animals, so much character potential going to waste.

When you realize Wanda is a pun in fairy odd parents

tfw when you accidentally say "hewwo" to someone because you're so used to using it semi-ironically

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my brother didn’t know bandicoots were real animals. i’m feeling horribly ashamed rn, bandicoots don’t deserve this slander

Most people in Brazil assume Crash's a fox.

I saw someone else confuse him for one the other day! Alright, let’s set down some ground rules here: echidnas and bandicoots are real, and there’s a difference between aardvarks and anteaters. Also stan tenrecs. I really love obscure animals, so much character potential going to waste.

Hah even Sonic gets this here. A lot of people thought he was a porcupine. A TV channel here even called him a cat once.