darkSpyro

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Isn't a Trap weird enough? I'm not sure. Whose gonna wanna see HIHD in a skimpy Mini skirt, female sports bra, and make up?

you dont even need that
i, with my vast knowledge of the internet, have devised a simple formula for you to be successful on tik tok

S+V= Sar^F*W(C+T)-Pie where S=subs, V=views, Sar=sarcastic duets, F=ironic Fortnite dances, W=weird original posts, C=cosplay, T=T-posing, and Pie=unfunny content

you clearly want a good number of subs and views, and for that you need to learn the tik tok demographic, or as we in The Biz call it, The Tik Tok Gen. tik tok is almost entirely divided into 3 subcategories: children, sarcastic memers, and people who don't understand the platform. you need to target the first two, and to do that, you might need to feed off the popularity of popular accounts by responding with Sar, or sarcastic duets. these sarcastic duets are aided immensely by ironic fortnite dances, with a good tutorial here, and generally weird original content, such as bizarre posts like the phone in mouth phenomenon, or this classic response. you also have to keep in mind cosplay. cosplays can make or break an ironic tik tok. some cheap ones, like a darth vader helmet and a bathrobe will suffice, but with your natural Pit-esque appearance and the popularity of smash, a full Pit cosplay will bring some serious wow factor and make people remember them. T-posing in a duet also asserts dominance over the OP, so that is highly suggested. however, you need to take into account the bane of a tik tok account: unfunny content. posting any content such as the i baked you a pie tik tokis almost a guaranteed death sentence for an account, UNLESS it is an ironic reply towards such content.

Quote: Vespi

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Isn't a Trap weird enough? I'm not sure. Whose gonna wanna see HIHD in a skimpy Mini skirt, female sports bra, and make up?

you dont even need that
i, with my vast knowledge of the internet, have devised a simple formula for you to be successful on tik tok

S+V= Sar^F*W(C+T)-Pie where S=subs, V=views, Sar=sarcastic duets, F=ironic Fortnite dances, W=weird original posts, C=cosplay, T=T-posing, and Pie=unfunny content

you clearly want a good number of subs and views, and for that you need to learn the tik tok demographic, or as we in The Biz call it, The Tik Tok Gen. tik tok is almost entirely divided into 3 subcategories: children, sarcastic memers, and people who don't understand the platform. you need to target the first two, and to do that, you might need to feed off the popularity of popular accounts by responding with Sar, or sarcastic duets. these sarcastic duets are aided immensely by ironic fortnite dances, with a good tutorial here, and generally weird original content, such as bizarre posts like the phone in mouth phenomenon, or this classic response. you also have to keep in mind cosplay. cosplays can make or break an ironic tik tok. some cheap ones, like a darth vader helmet and a bathrobe will suffice, but with your natural Pit-esque appearance and the popularity of smash, a full Pit cosplay will bring some serious wow factor and make people remember them. T-posing in a duet also asserts dominance over the OP, so that is highly suggested. however, you need to take into account the bane of a tik tok account: unfunny content. posting any content such as the i baked you a pie tik tokis almost a guaranteed death sentence for an account, UNLESS it is an ironic reply towards such content.

Well, which would you prefer I do?

guys stop, i'm trying to score here

Alright, it's been decided. I'm using Vespi's Algorithm.

Quote: Vespi

Quote: Sesshomaru75

guys stop, i'm trying to score here

YOU DONT NEED ANY MORE DICK OR PUSS SESS, YOU GET ENOUGH OF THAT ALREADY

THE THINGS FOUND ON EARTH ARE KEPT BY THE COLLECTOR

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Alright, it's been decided. I'm using Vespi's Algorithm.

As long as I don't have to see you in a miniskirt I'm good.

I thank you, Vespi. I doubt anyone desired me as a Trap anyway. As indicated by Buchi.

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

I thank you, Vespi. I doubt anyone desired me as a Trap anyway. As indicated by Buchi.

DO NOT IGNORE ME MORTAL WORM, FOR IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO UPON GOD'S (MY) GREEN EARTH

Quote: Vespi

JEEZ SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SEXUAL CONQUEST, CALIGULA

I AM THE END AND THE BEGINNING
THE DRUG THAT GIVES THE WRETCHED MEANING
THE ANSWER EVERY SOUL IS SEEKING
SAY MY NAME
SAY MY NAME

Quote: Vespi

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SATAN, NOT GOD
WHAT IS THIS, DEVILMAN CRYBABY?

I CONSUMED MY FATHER BREADHEAD AND THEREFOR I AM GOD NOW

*puts Trap clothes on anyway*


This is for you, Sess.


Tiktok? Pffft, what a sham. I'm just gonna be me. Don't need to be part of some damn trend. I need to GO BEYOND.

Quote: Vespi

Quote: Buchi

As long as I don't have to see you in a miniskirt I'm good.

put urself in a miniskirt buchi

Okay. Check back on the forums at 11PM on 6th January and I'll post a pic of myself in a miniskirt.

okay, now this is epic

Quote: Vespi

Quote: Buchi

Okay. Check back on the forums at 11PM on 6th January and I'll post a pic of myself in a miniskirt.

>implying ill remember

No sexy miniskirt for you then. *twirls fabulously and frolics away into the sunset*

SCREW YOUR ALGORITHM VESPI! THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN!

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Vespi

>implying ill remember

No sexy miniskirt for you then. *twirls fabulously and frolics away into the sunset*

this was for you, not me

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

SCREW YOUR ALGORITHM VESPI! THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN!

BUT I DID IT FOR YOU HIHD

Quote: Vespi

Quote: Buchi

No sexy miniskirt for you then. *twirls fabulously and frolics away into the sunset*

this was for you, not me

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

SCREW YOUR ALGORITHM VESPI! THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN!

BUT I DID IT FOR YOU HIHD

Yes, but was it worth it? Do you not see me now?

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Quote: Vespi

this was for you, not me


BUT I DID IT FOR YOU HIHD

Yes, but was it worth it? Do you not see me now?

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whatever happened to Aura24?

can't wait for norway to be destroyed once and for all

now™

Reveal Spoiler

Albeit a few hours late. lmao

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now™

Reveal Spoiler

Albeit a few hours late. lmao

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Okay, yes, I did it.

I got 4 pieces reducing Conjuration by 25% (thanks Enchanting) and now I'm repeatedly casting Soul Trap on a mammoth's corpse.

How else am I supposed to face the Ebony Warrior?

i keep getting gay hentai comic ads

the government is trying to make me gay

I gotta play more Splatonn 2.

Wait, has Fortnite died down? Come to think of it I haven't seen it so much lately. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough or something.

Quote: Buchi

Wait, has Fortnite died down? Come to think of it I haven't seen it so much lately. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough or something.

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Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: Buchi

Wait, has Fortnite died down? Come to think of it I haven't seen it so much lately. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough or something.

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in this context small man is actually the good guy