darkSpyro

: oh geez hunter you ate my poptart
: no no no spyro. dont you see these poptarts make you epic! IM EPIC SPYRO IM EPIC


: hunter can i hug you
: no
: i can
: no

: no gnasty dont kill me
: hahaha spyro this is the end. hey wait why is it so dark all of a sudden
: its because youre in my belly now
: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
: thanks sp i dont know how to thank you
: well you can get inside my belly
: uhhhh its so dark in here. oh hi gnasty
: hey spyro this sucks

Oh this brings me back.

:
: Aaaah he winked at me!
: No, he winked at me!
: No, he winked at me!
and : 0_o

Quote: Ice Dragoness

spyro, 2 become a tru dragon u gotta touch the dragon d
wat dat
dis *shows da dragon d*
wow neva seen dat before
touch it
*touches*
yes spyro u r becomin a tru dragon

this was iconic

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: Ice Dragoness

spyro, 2 become a tru dragon u gotta touch the dragon d
wat dat
dis *shows da dragon d*
wow neva seen dat before
touch it
*touches*
yes spyro u r becomin a tru dragon

this was iconic

I just found this one in the same topic. I don't know what I was taking!

Quote: Ice Dragoness

hey spyro wanna make out
sure
omg not u. u ugly
hey i'm not ugly
i no but i luv legend spyro ma hero
hey there hot stuff wanna make out. u r steaaming
sure and thanx babe tehehe
no not u, big bewbs ova there
rawr?
:'(

URRRGGHHHH notstalgia trip

: -look inside-

:how did you got in??

: -jump off to celling- whoa,you scare me

: sorry.

: *On the phone* Pop Fizz, I need you to come over here.
: I can't right now, I'm buying clothes.
: Well hurry up then.
: I can't find them.
: What do you mean you can't find them?
: I mean I can't find them, there's only soup.
: What do you mean there's only soup?
: I mean there's only soup.
: WELL THEN GET OUT THE SOUP AISLE!
: Alright, you don't have to shout at me. *moves to next aisle* There's more soup.
: What do you mean there's more soup?
: I mean there's more soup.
: Go to the next aisle.
: *Moves to next aisle* There's just more soup.
: Where are you right now?
: I'm at Soup.
: What do you mean you're at soup?
: I mean I'm at soup.
: What store are you in?
: I'm at the soup store.
: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT A SOUP STORE!?
: **** YOU!

: -clicking pens-

: -cover ears-

: surnburn,clicking a pens make noise.


next morning.


: Hey! who took my___ drink?

: not me

: Have you tried stuffing her with MMMEEEEEEEEEAAT?
: What?
: Y'know? Take her to a restaurant?

: Dammit, Spyro! Touch my boobs.
: (Umm what would Trig do in this situation?)
*Meanwhile*
: I'm gonna touch your boobs!
: ...Why?

: Why aren't we using the front door like Stealth Elf and Eruptor?
: *Strapped to a rocket* Because my idea's better. Now light this b****!

: Alright guys, I have some good news and I have some bad news.
: What's the good news?
: The good news is doctor is dead.
: How's that good news?
: Oh sorry. That was the bad news. The good news is I have bad news.
: How is that good news?
: There is no good news.

In case you haven't noticed, I find anime abridged parodies to be very quotable.

i've been thrown back to 2012

Skylanders AU where they start off as toys instead of the other way round:
: You, my friend are responsible for delaying my attack on Kaos.
: YOU. ARE. A. TOOOYYY! YOU'RE NOT A REAL DRAGON, YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE. YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING!
: You are a sad, strange, little dragon and you have my pity. Farewell.
: Oh yeah? Well good riddance, ya looney!

: -bring gloves to ember-

: what these gloves?