darkSpyro

Hi, my name is FBINUHDIDN427469 which stands for: Finally Being In No Underground Hole Dead In Death Nothing 427469.
I would like to launch my 100% legal business operation by introducing what exactly it is about.
As you can see, the Darkspyro website is deemed "Not secure" meaning you shouldn't put any personal information.
But some of us here live for strangers coming to our doors because of the internet, so if you are interested, YOU can be benefited from my business program. I don't have a website YET because of this "Not secure" generalization, but soon YOU (yes you not you as in you I mean you as in... you) will be free to tell people your information without websites telling you otherwise.
How do you pay? I dunno, why don't you ask me tomorrow.

$12.99 and you will get people protesting for a light spyro forum come right to your front door! (assuming you live somewhere with a door)
$399.99 and you will get the most amazing party you ever had, no people invited, nobody in the house, just you, the computer and anti-bullying PSA's. Perfect.
$1999.99 will get you a free holiday ticket to your backyard, gone are the days of having to 'open' the door or 'walk' and other overrated pieces of work. Now, get a buffed up version of Geffory the Giraffe (or whatever his name is) to do it for you.
So what are you waiting for? A download, your grandparents to get out of your house, a good Sonic game or someone that understands that the world is against you? Keep waiting, eventually you will be happy, no more waiting, only satisfaction.
$77777.77 will make you so lucky you don't have to 'wait' anymore.
This is real and not a scam.

Wow! I'm sold! How do I give you my credit card number and also my social security number? I want to give you as much money as possible!

If you try to sell me something one more time I will fill your house with teeth.

Quotes. Your profile is full of 'quotes', you are a very observant person, you've caught a lot of very 'humorous' people saying catchy one liners. For that you get a discount of $2. WHAT A BARGAIN YEAH I KNOW RIGHT I'M SO KIND!!!
Also apparently you had a very recent birthday. You get a discount of another $2 BECAUSE I AM SO KIND!!!
You might be an undercover agent working for groups like the SIH (Sighing In House) or MRE (Me Riding Elevator!)
Agents are cool so you get another discount of $2!!! OMG OMG SOMEONE GET ME A TISSUE I'M CRYING BECAUSE I AM SO NICE!!!!
So you want to pay eh.... GREAT!!! Let's get you started, of course you can't pay here because it's 'not secure' which is rigged but I need to be safe.
THIS IS STILL REAL THOUGH I'M NOT LYING I WOULDN'T LIE LIKE THIS TO ANYONE WOULD I????????????
I'm currently developing a website, check back in exactly 42 hours and the website link will be in this spot, also please excuse my rambling, I've gone a bit crazy since the 'incident'.
This is not a scam please do not forget to come back or I will cry.

Clank, you don't understand, I don't have a house, I live in the office because I am a hard working business man. Where do you get those teeth anyway?
wait... YOU ARE THE TOOTH FAIRY OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT NOWWWWWWWWW I WAS SO BLIND BEFORE BUT NOW I SEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
The tooth fairy uses technology, wow that's great.
Also the tooth fairy has to pay extra because she forgot to pay me when I lost my last 2 teeth, my mother used the excuse of "i was the tooth fairy actually' which is a SCAM! Not like my business though.

Are you a troll?

Quote: Clank

If you try to sell me something one more time I will fill your house with teeth.

brave of you to assume we have teeth

I'm not a troll I just got bored and thought of this random idea, and decided to put it in 'stuff and nonsense' because that's what this is. I was going to make this whole website thing as a joke but I can't really be bothered.

is this a pyramid scheme

It would be a pyramid scheme if I was actually making money, which I'm not because there is no way to pay for all of this stuff (yet). But what's worse than the scam of having to buy figures to unlock stuff in your game that you won't play after a while? These benefits would last a lot longer because once you pay, your life can't go back to normal.
There are no plans for the business of FBINUHDIDN427469 making money for now, so all of that stuff is just nice to look at.
And who knows? Toys r us is still around where I live so maybe I can find a real buffed up Geffory the Giraffe and sell it for lot's of money when it does shut down worldwide.
Also anyone could make a paid service called "light spyro forum" for $12.99, that would be a real scam.
As long as none of this is for sale than it can't be a scam anyway, it just looks like it is WIP forever.

Quote: Vespi

Quote: Clank

If you try to sell me something one more time I will fill your house with teeth.

brave of you to assume we have teeth

Don't worry, you will.

Quote: Clank

Quote: Vespi

Quote: Clank

If you try to sell me something one more time I will fill your house with teeth.

brave of you to assume we have teeth

Don't worry, you will.

god this is so ominous, thank you

Are we talking about teeth or... T.E.E.T.H?
T.E.E.T.H is a secret organization which specializes in stealing teeth for their own personal use.
Every letter in T.E.E.T.H has a special meaning.
Together - As a team, they will hunt down the teeth of any victim who is in a 2cm vicinity of the T.E.E.T.H agent.
Everyone - Everyone in the organization enjoys the spoils from any T.E.E.T.H agents even if they did nothing productive all day. They include everyone.
Eats - They eat the teeth, with their teeth, I won't describe anymore because it is quite disgusting.
Teeth - This is what the organization is for, teeth. That's why it's called T.E.E.T.H. Agents make sure everyone knows what they are getting into.
Hooray - PARTY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Everyone at T.E.E.T.H has the spirit animal of the PARTY PANDA! They can't stop partying, well they can but they forget how to stop.
To be honest, being a T.E.E.T.H agent is a pretty big deal, so if anyone here works for T.E.E.T.H, I'll have to shut down the business of FBINUHDIDN427469 and call the authorities.