darkSpyro

have you ever wanted to gently rub your junk against a rice crispy treat

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have you ever wanted to gently rub your junk against a rice crispy treat

i want to every day

Did you guys know that if you dip Salisbury steak in pudding it tastes exactly like roasted chipmunk?

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have you ever wanted to gently rub your junk against a rice crispy treat

How does this make you feel, Zap?

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I know this is gonna seem insanly weird

But I don't exactly get periods

Like, I know what they are but, I don't know why they happen
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This isn't the only reason I've never gotten laid

The other reason is that I'm not old enough to get laid

Congratulations.

I think you win the "Most Random Random thought" award.

Reveal Spoiler

Though I'm with you.....on both. I never got that class.

Man, the American sex-ed system sucks. ;p

In my defense, I stopped going to public school in 6th grade.

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I know this is gonna seem insanly weird

But I don't exactly get periods

Like, I know what they are but, I don't know why they happen
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This isn't the only reason I've never gotten laid

The other reason is that I'm not old enough to get laid

I think I get more than you do, so I'll explain my best.

The uterus has a lining, and every month it is regenerated (as long as there isn't a fertilized egg/fetus in there, though mistakes do happen). For the regeneration to happen, first the original lining has to come out, and that's why women get blood leaking in their pants for roughly a week.

Because it's hormone regulated, sometimes stuff gets messed up and periods skip, or are much heavier than they should be. Birth control pills use those same hormones, so they're also useful for regulating period or making sure the period doesn't happen during a specific time.

I hope this is easy to understand and doesn't gross you out. Body parts do that sometimes.

dS is the pinnacle of sex education

Even though I've been having them for about 14 years now, I still wake up in the middle of night once a month and think "What the hell did women do to deserve this? Is this some kind of punishment for not wanting kids?"

And they told me spending hours on the internet wouldn't teach me anything.

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Even though I've been having them for about 14 years now, I still wake up in the middle of night once a month and think "What the hell did women do to deserve this? Is this some kind of punishment for not wanting kids?"

i could have sworn there was something in Genesis about God cursing women for eating the forbidden fruit, by telling eve that all women will bleed on a monthly basis. however, i can only find the verse where God punishes women with painful child bearing.

i hope that post makes sense

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Even though I've been having them for about 14 years now, I still wake up in the middle of night once a month and think "What the hell did women do to deserve this? Is this some kind of punishment for not wanting kids?"

I believe, it technically could be possible for the body to reabsorb the lining instead of spitting it out. But also evolution isn't always the most efficient.

If you think that's bad, there's a species of frog whose method of self-defense is breaking its own bones and stabbing them through its skin to create claws.

So basically, I do this thing were I will read the first paragraph of a movie I want to see I wikipedia

I kind of screwed myself with this one

MASSIVE DEADPOOL 2 SPOILERS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING

Spoilers are case by case for me. I don't care about Solo spoilers so finding out that (MASSIVE SOLO SPOILER)

Only made me more excited.

Where as Deadpool 2 I would have rather waited to see for myself that (MASSIVE DEADPOOL 2 SPOILER)



That....wasn't really the point of your post so sorry I guess.


Side note, what does "Soy" mean? Bunch of people complaining about Solo are using the word. Do I want to know?

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I know this is gonna seem insanly weird

But I don't exactly get periods

Like, I know what they are but, I don't know why they happen
-------------

This isn't the only reason I've never gotten laid

The other reason is that I'm not old enough to get laid

I dont blame you since I sometimes wonder why I have to put up with it too. Although I feel kind of bad since one positive from my physical problems with mine is that I only get it once every two months and I experience like no side effects except for mild period pain. :/

Also people talking about not being old enough to get laid or having the talk and stuff in school makes me feel old jesus christ. I wonder if I had that talk fairly young though since I had it at 11/year6... I hear a lot of people have it later?

@Bolt wtf when did that happen? I don't remember hearing about the change in our schools. Although where I live my gen always performed poorly on the nap plan tests, especially the one when I was in high school. What made it so bad for our gen, and why is the new gen any better other than the fact that they have ipads since like reception?

i think she gets off on failiure

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I know this is gonna seem insanly weird

But I don't exactly get periods

Like, I know what they are but, I don't know why they happen
-------------

This isn't the only reason I've never gotten laid

The other reason is that I'm not old enough to get laid

I dont blame you since I sometimes wonder why I have to put up with it too. Although I feel kind of bad since one positive from my physical problems with mine is that I only get it once every two months and I experience like no side effects except for mild period pain. :/

Also people talking about not being old enough to get laid or having the talk and stuff in school makes me feel old jesus christ. I wonder if I had that talk fairly young though since I had it at 11/year6... I hear a lot of people have it later?

I'm 17 and have never officially had the talk.

Sunburns, oh goodie! That is the price you have to pay when you share skin type with Nosferatu.

so I posted a game idea on Reddit which was set in New Jersey and people are literally downvoting it because of that jc

im not gonna rest until i know that the off colors are ok

*literally 3 new songs from Octopath are revealed*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

chris chan has lost it

switching tabs between darkspyro and a page w/ a white screen

I went to a four and a half hour awards show last night

it was 6-10:30

I ended up heading to bed at 11:30


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fenneko scares me.

I like Donald Glover as a actor and I really enjoy his music, but I think I'm like the only person ever who really didn't like This Is America.
He's pulling the typical "exploit social issues for clout" celebrity move without doing anything to benefit the people that he acts like he cares about.

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I like Donald Glover as a actor and I really enjoy his music, but I think I'm like the only person ever who really didn't like This Is America.
He's pulling the typical "exploit social issues for clout" celebrity move without doing anything to benefit the people that he acts like he cares about.

Yeah, I've been thinking this as well.

i personally liked TIA because i did a mashup with it that's becoming pretty popular on soundcloud

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I like Donald Glover as a actor and I really enjoy his music, but I think I'm like the only person ever who really didn't like This Is America.
He's pulling the typical "exploit social issues for clout" celebrity move without doing anything to benefit the people that he acts like he cares about.

its alright

wow i can't believe they're doing another bridal banner

Ever since I heard about this, I've wanted an edit of this

Can someone please do an edit of the Mario Tennis Aces boxart except it says this instead


"Mario Anal Sex Aces"

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Ever since I heard about this, I've wanted an edit of this

Can someone please do an edit of the Mario Tennis Aces boxart except it says this instead


"Mario Anal Sex Aces"

i am a simple man. i see an opportunity to **** up cover art, i take it

11 years, I see. Time well spent I guess.

sometimes i go to the last page of s&n and classic spyro boards to read the posts..

Well, that’s another hour in the Octopath demo I don’t regret.

oh **** we're getting a stakataka gx in august

Now I know what to do whenever I enter an abandonded house

Yell out "PE***!!" to see if anything reacts

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Now I know what to do whenever I enter an abandonded house

Yell out "PE***!!" to see if anything reacts

yo what's the scoop


penis

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Now I know what to do whenever I enter an abandonded house

Yell out "PE***!!" to see if anything reacts

yo what's the scoop


penis

"Hey bro, I don't think this place is very safe. There's like, 10 knives on the wa-"

"PENIIISSS!!!"

That was the most amazing tragic romance movie I’ve seen ever.

does edgeworth....just...sleep in his prosecutors clothes??

new Hanzo is better than every do in the game

if someone buys me the leather bound version of "animal farm & 1984" id be their very best friend tbch


goddamn it i need to get off of vintagebooks before i buy up the whole store.


i want to collect old books btw, not that anyone cares. >.>

Last time I counted, I had at least 6 copies of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I don't know why.

The idiom getting played like a fiddle comes to my mind. Well, it is not my problem but it produces great entertainment for me. I'm not playing but sure as hell I am enjoying the music.

This is one of the greatest vids ever

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Ah, Animal Farm is one of my favourite books ~

But man, if I had the money I'd def be buying old books too.
I have an original print of The Plague Dogs from 1977 at least ;;

there’s this really good copy of The Great Gatbsy that I also want. It’s signed, but it’s expensive. ;;