darkSpyro

watching twilight and this movie is metal holy crap

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I was looking into manuka honey just now and apparently honey produces hydrogen peroxide? So weird

yeah ancient Egyptians used honey when the embalmed their dead, its one of the reasons why the bodies haven't really decomposed.

the worst thing about google is how it is customized to fit the user's views and opinions

*Watches Hazbin Hotel trailer*

Okay, this looks fine, sure, there are a few swear words, but I think I can handle this

*Looks up what the show is about and it's characters*

Ooooooh Noooooo

I was just in a McDonald's drive through and the guy said this

"Welcome to Wendy's oh **** wrong Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order"

could someone enlighten me to who are openly alt accounts here???
i know lindseywednesday is blacknight but that's about it

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could someone enlighten me to who are openly alt accounts here???
i know lindseywednesday is blacknight but that's about it

i had 2. they were both banned but it was fun

My sister wants to watch Infinity War with me at the weekend but I kinda don't feel like it's really for me since I haven't watched much of the MCU and I don't have a strong amount of interest in Marvel.

I wish I didn't know when people were online or offline. I'd rather not be informed that I'm being ignored.

i just now realized how.. bad TLJ was.

not gonna go into it but any excitement i had for solo/episode 9 is dead.

Can I even once go to a pub and not be treated like a freak of nature?

i wanna go to pizza thot

SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT
OR DIE
BECAUSE YOU KILL ME

3666 :0

Shopping for bikinis has been so annoying because this ugly high-waisted trend won't die

remember everyone, it's okay to talk about sex, dicks, pussies, rape, piss, boners, lolis, murder and hoes, but under no circumstances say "cumslut"

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remember everyone, it's okay to talk about sex, dicks, pussies, rape, piss, boners, lolis, murder and hoes, but under no circumstances say "cumslut"

eh, there has been post in the past that have been taken down for showing unknown liquids.

sess was your post about me

Just realized I should have used have instead if has but in too lazy to fix it. Can a mod do it for me

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@ me next time to make sure I see it then

I missed something...

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remember everyone, it's okay to talk about sex, dicks, pussies, rape, piss, boners, lolis, murder and hoes, but under no circumstances say "cumslut"

eh, there has been post in the past that have been taken down for showing unknown liquids.

Well posts and avatars. tl;dr Behave yourself and actually make sure your avatar/icon isn't actually showing those.

A YouTuber I like called out another YouTuber for saying what at the time was overreactive and incorrect information(It has since been proven this guy was right).

Well I found out today that the YouTuber that was called out made a video insulting the other Youtuber(on a personal level I might add) for making that video.

And a third YouTuber made a video calling them both out for the stupidity of it all. And apparently they've worked things out since.

I comment on it because of just how strange it is to me. I've never encountered such an incident. And to top it off the fans of these channels seem to be going at each other now.

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remember everyone, it's okay to talk about sex, dicks, pussies, rape, piss, boners, lolis, murder and hoes, but under no circumstances say "cumslut"

eh, there has been post in the past that have been taken down for showing unknown liquids.

oh yeah remember brightscales, she scrubbed bubbles on her face to make it look like cum and it got deleted.
throwing words around like pussy and dick as a joke is ok, but no one actually wants to see **** resembling it here.

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remember everyone, it's okay to talk about sex, dicks, pussies, rape, piss, boners, lolis, murder and hoes, but under no circumstances say "cumslut"

eh, there has been post in the past that have been taken down for showing unknown liquids.

brightscales

I think it was more so what the image contained, than what was said, going with what somePerson said.

I think I have officially gone insane

I thought I uncovered a conspiracy theory with Disney implanting fake reactions into the audio cut of Infinity War, but it turns out I just had a really ****ed up case of deja vu.

Goliath is in the new ant man. Oof

I'm a sophomore in college now wtf

My wifi router: *breathes*
My computer: oh **** time for the network settings to stop working altogether

I promised myself I would give the Teen Titans Go movie trailer a shot...

Holy **** does this look garbage. Eugh! The animation looks so basic, even for the show that it’s based on. Like, it took me a while to notice that I wasn’t watching the show at first. I hate to harp on it but I legitimately don’t know why this was a theatrical movie.

>white knight
>cums forth

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remember everyone, it's okay to talk about sex, dicks, pussies, rape, piss, boners, lolis, murder and hoes, but under no circumstances say "cumslut"

eh, there has been post in the past that have been taken down for showing unknown liquids.

brightscales

R.I.P. Ash

when the book review you posted has 14 views

wait mesu was banned for his picture?? i glanced at it and didn't notice anything about it?

edit - just read the leaving/returning thread. Surprised I missed that detail

Ok I have 100% completed Shovel Knight Treasure Trove (until King of Cards comes out) and it only took 85 hours.

Browsing dS with the new dark theme.

thank you based god dark

That feel when you tell someone the truth to begin with and they don't believe you, so you have to make up a lie that's more believable than the truth. And then you end up looking like both a coward and a terrible liar.

my chickens keep pacing outside my bedroom window and they keep trying to jump into it bc they want in
at least someone loves me

Night Mode is love, Night Mode is life. <3 <3 <3

Could we have other april fools things as modes too?

I mean, if Dark can't do that, I'd be fine with just this

lol I love how there's always a huge time gap in the Thoughts on Users topic after one of my posts

It's like I make people nervous or something

Godzilla 2014 will remain one of my favorite films ever

TEN: "we're trying to make an even darker Spyro game, maybe one where the stakes are high"
Also TEN: "haha Sparx is pointing out how guiding Spyro with riddles was dumb and calling his worst fear a psychodelic dragon"

Wait, night mode is back? Well, time to return to the dark side!

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TEN: "we're trying to make an even darker Spyro game, maybe one where the stakes are high"
Also TEN: "haha Sparx is pointing out how guiding Spyro with riddles was dumb and calling his worst fear a psychodelic dragon"

Completely valid point, and if Sparx wasn't played by Billy West then I think he would be completely insufferable.