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I ate this chicken last night, guys... I didn't know what kind it was, but there was this sauce on it... it tasted good, but I might have eaten too much of it... I started feeling strange... like sick...

I started making typos and I couldn't see straight. I was doing weird things, and I felt, almost... idk, like... strange...

then my friend told me... uhh, Lindsey... that was white wine sauce on your chicken... sweetie... you're drunk...


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overall, I had a great night last night, yep.

was that your first time lol

You can get drunk off of wine sauce? Alright I'll keep that in note next time someone in the family tries to coerce me to drink or eat liquor candy because everyone's doing it.

Then it wasn't cooked properly. You shouldn't be getting that much alcohol out of a wine sauce, as the actual process of heating the sauce up burns off most if not all of the alcohol.

no, I've been drunk before, lol. never to the point I couldn't comprehend what I was doing, though, lol.

and I never will be.

Don't you hate it when you get drunk off of cake

Quote: LindseyWednesdy

no, I've been drunk before, lol. never to the point I couldn't comprehend what I was doing, though, lol.

and I never will be.

its okay my first time i fell and laughed for 10 minutes straight and tried to bite people

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: LindseyWednesdy

no, I've been drunk before, lol. never to the point I couldn't comprehend what I was doing, though, lol.

and I never will be.

its okay my first time i fell and laughed for 10 minutes straight and tried to bite people

lol, really? XD

I can't mention the time I was first drunk, because i'll be arreste for it... :-(

Quote: LindseyWednesdy

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: LindseyWednesdy

no, I've been drunk before, lol. never to the point I couldn't comprehend what I was doing, though, lol.

and I never will be.

its okay my first time i fell and laughed for 10 minutes straight and tried to bite people

lol, really?

I can't mention the time I was first drunk, because i'll be arreste for it... :-(

Lindsey, what, what are you doing with tha-

LINDSEY NO!

You didn't post while drunk so it doesn't count

Follow my example

Quote: King-Pen Krazy

Quote: LindseyWednesdy

Quote: Thunderdragon14

its okay my first time i fell and laughed for 10 minutes straight and tried to bite people

lol, really? XD

I can't mention the time I was first drunk, because i'll be arreste for it... :-(

Lindsey, what, what are you doing with tha-

LINDSEY NO!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT HAVE I DONE....??????

Hey, this story sounds kind of.... familiar... xD!

Quote: Shibaru

Hey, this story sounds kind of.... familiar... xD!

uh oh....

does it....?

I mean... I was the one who ate that chicken...

...wasn't I? XD

liar liar plants for hire

Quote: Big Green

liar liar plants for hire

who's lying...? not in my topic you don't...! D:

how did you get drunk off a 6th of a cup of wine

lmao, big green was right, btw, this did not happen.