darkSpyro

Every generation gets generalized, "millennial" has just become the latest lazy buzzword. I don't let it bother me much, especially when they start talking about stuff like avocado toast.

every generation has its down sides and over generalizations. millennials are just a target b/c of an obnoxious minority that gets offended by every little thing and because we grew up with computers and therefore understand them better. on top this, it was their parents ( who were gen xers and even baby boomers) who kept them in a bubble, which led them to not really understand the world around them.

I'm pretty sure that every generation ever has and will be stereotyped in some way. It's so ancient, it was probably in the Middle Ages, too.

"I say Sir Lancelot, looketh upon these youths, evermore toiling away with their foolish games and not training to serveth under his noble majesty!"

"Tis a shame, for wheneth I was a young, I devoted my life to liberating the holy land. Such is this generation."

Medieval people did complain that the youngins' crossed their legs too much.

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Medieval people did complain that the youngins' crossed their legs too much.

"I say Sir Lancelot, looketh upon my weakling of a son, crossing his legs like the manner of a milk-maiden! However is he meant to serveth under his noble majesty and liberate the holy land if he cannot sit like that of a true man?"

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Medieval people did complain that the youngins' crossed their legs too much.

"I say Sir Lancelot, looketh upon my weakling of a son, crossing his legs like the manner of a milk-maiden! However is he meant to serveth under his noble majesty and liberate the holy land if he cannot sit like that of a true man?"

"Sir, get back in your DeLorean or phone booth or ship that gets punched a lot and g home".

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Medieval people did complain that the youngins' crossed their legs too much.

They liked to see people's things, I assume.

they just get mad bc we have technology they never did and we stand up against injustices that they just put up with/contributed to lol it happens with every generation i think

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they just get mad bc we have technology they never did and we stand up against injustices that they just put up with/contributed to lol it happens with every generation i think

We'll do it too someday, you can count on that.

damn kids gettin' on mah lawn with their rassin-frassin boomy-boxes

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they just get mad bc we have technology they never did and we stand up against injustices that they just put up with/contributed to lol it happens with every generation i think

We'll do it too someday, you can count on that.

i cant wait until im old and crusty and complain about them gosh darn kids and their teleportation devices and hologram brain computers

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Medieval people did complain that the youngins' crossed their legs too much.

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technology is bad, fire is evil, and thomas edison was a witch

oh **** ur right
guess we have no way to kill them now :/

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oh **** ur right
guess we have no way to kill them now :/

Kill them the old fashioned way

FEED EM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS!!!!

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****.....

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oh **** ur right
guess we have no way to kill them now :/

Kill them the old fashioned way

FEED EM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS!!!!

GUYS
WOODEN STAKES
THATLL WORK, RIGHT?

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****.....

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oh **** ur right
guess we have no way to kill them now :/

Kill them the old fashioned way

FEED EM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS!!!!

GUYS
WOODEN STAKES
THATLL WORK, RIGHT?

Nah, we gotta clean that up afterwards

BUT IF WE FEED THEM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS WE GOT NUTTIN TO CLEAN UP AFTERWADS

idk about you heathens but I burn my witches with black magic.

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Nah, we gotta clean that up afterwards

BUT IF WE FEED THEM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS WE GOT NUTTIN TO CLEAN UP AFTERWADS

dude i dont wanna have to clean up whale nut

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i thought wooden stakes only worked on vampires and manlets?

silver bullets then?

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Nah, we gotta clean that up afterwards

BUT IF WE FEED THEM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS WE GOT NUTTIN TO CLEAN UP AFTERWADS

dude i dont wanna have to clean up whale nut

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i thought wooden stakes only worked on vampires and manlets?

silver bullets then?

We don't gotta clean anything up afterwards

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Nah, you gotta actually find those things, then load them into a gun, aim, then fire

BUT IF WE FEED THEM TO THE SEA ELEPHAN-

guys, all this killing witches thing makes me feel really targeted.... :-(

Old bigots in power just love to throw younger generations under the bus while screwing over their futures and their lives. Yes, teenagers ARE stupid but when they ask not be killed by mentally ill people given easy access military weapons, I think the teeangers are more than reasonable.

When people say "Children are the future.", they mean "Children will be molded after ourselves." which was the norm until the invention of rock and roll... plus the leaving age was raised from 13 to 16-18 after World War II.

We will all grow old eventually and I know new generations will come up with weird new trends but I'd rather complain about Nazis, baby boomers and terrible shows like F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and Big Bang Theory than when kids asking not to die.

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Nah, we gotta clean that up afterwards

BUT IF WE FEED THEM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS WE GOT NUTTIN TO CLEAN UP AFTERWADS

dude i dont wanna have to clean up whale nut

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i thought wooden stakes only worked on vampires and manlets?

silver bullets then?

Those are for werewolves. Ya know the furry people.

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Nah, we gotta clean that up afterwards

BUT IF WE FEED THEM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS WE GOT NUTTIN TO CLEAN UP AFTERWADS

dude i dont wanna have to clean up whale nut

Quote: Sesshomaru75

i thought wooden stakes only worked on vampires and manlets?

silver bullets then?

Those are for werewolves. Ya know the furry people.

darn it, i'm going to be killed again, i'm one of those furry people...!

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dude i dont wanna have to clean up whale nut


silver bullets then?

Those are for werewolves. Ya know the furry people.

darn it, i'm going to be killed again, i'm one of those furry people...!

you're a werewolf?

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I'm pretty sure that every generation ever has and will be stereotyped in some way. It's so ancient, it was probably in the Middle Ages, too.

"I say Sir Lancelot, looketh upon these youths, evermore toiling away with their foolish games and not training to serveth under his noble majesty!"

"Tis a shame, for wheneth I was a young, I devoted my life to liberating the holy land. Such is this generation."

It was like that before even then. Look at caveman times,

"Ugg." (which, when rougly translated means "I just can't seem to communicate with my son. We can't do things like bonking each other on the head anymore; he wants to be locked up in his sub-cave with the skins drawn shut to block out the sky fire."). To which the other caveman would say,
"Ugg." (which, if my knowledge holds up means, "I agree, Thogg. Children these days don't know they're born. I suppose we were like that, before we had to sign on at the caveman dole and get ourselves caveman jobs, and before we knew it we were working in caveman cubicles, filing reports on stone and managing accounts with drawings on the wall. It's a phase, they'll grow out of it I'm sure."

Even the primordial ooze before them mocked their young. "You 0.6 second old parasites don't know what it is to be 2 seconds old! When I was your age, I didn't have to worry about multiplying and making humanity. Don't think it gets any easier; you'll start to ache when you've spread yourself a few billion times and combined to become one great engulfing creature which will be shaped into a future dominant species. Back in my day, we didn't even have a nerve system or any form of sentience. Oh no, my grandfather had to tell me off by hitting me in the head repeatedly because we couldn't talk in those days. Why, if the slipper weren't to be invented in a few million years, I'd tan your hide right now just for being so optimistic. Think you'll be more than a single-celled organism, do you? You'll be a parasite like me, and my father's father, and my father's father's father."

Thank. You.

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Nah, we gotta clean that up afterwards

BUT IF WE FEED THEM TO THE SEA ELEPHANTS WE GOT NUTTIN TO CLEAN UP AFTERWADS

dude i dont wanna have to clean up whale nut

Quote: Sesshomaru75

i thought wooden stakes only worked on vampires and manlets?

silver bullets then?

Those are for werewolves. Ya know the furry people.

finally i know how to defeat them

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silver bullets then?

i thought that was just for the loch ness monster and keemstar

****
what do u suggest