darkSpyro

alright, all I wanted to do was eat my pizza, but life doesn't work like that, before you eat your pizza, obviously, you have to make sure the police have been pre-called on your neighbors.

now, I ordered my pizza, and after I did, suddenly, I heard yelling an arguing outside of my apartment door. down the hall, rather. I hear a man yelling and cursing, and a woman sounding hysterical. I open my door, and I look down the hall, and she's sitting in front of another apartment door, and he's walking around looking pissed off. I hear some of the conversation and apparently they're waiting for the girl's mother or something (i'm assuming they are boyfriend and girlfriend). she wants him to call down, but he's like "i'm tired of your mother's ****, and i'm gonna kick her ass, and i'm gonna kick his ass."

soooooo, I close my door, this is not unusual here, so I leave it alone, but keep listening from inside my living room, just in case.

so, my pizza finally shows up! I open my door, and I grab the pizza, hand it to one of my friends, who then takes it to the table, all within this second the mother and her boyfriend (i'm assuming show up), I finish signing the receipt for the nice pizza man who brings me pizza almost every day, and he's on his way. my friend is serving us the pizza, not looking my direction, and suddenly, before I turn around to close the door. (BANG, WOOSH, PUNCH, AHHHH, HEEEELP!) my neighbors are in a full on brawl. the daughters boyfriend and the mother's boyfriend are in a fist fight to end all fist fights, and by the time the mother's bf beats the daughter's bf to the floor, i'm screaming at them to break it up, I run out my door and try to break them up, they're screaming all kind of curses, unfortunately i'm not wonder woman, so I can't pry them apart, the mother's bf is punching the other bf's head to the floor, my friend runs out into the hall, having realized I wasn't in the apartment, and the yelling was hypoing up, he starts yelling at them to break it up as well, trying to stop it, I run into the apartment, grab the phone, i'm yelling at them to stop before I call the police, and then the daughter and mother are begging me to call them and get an ambulance.

I proceed to call the police, they show up, break the whole thing up, I kind of just watched for a little while until it looked to be calmed down, I head back into my apartment with my friend, and me and my friends sit down and eat the now-less-than-hot pizza, and now i'm here today, thank you.


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honestly, I just wanted to eat my pizza, was that too much to ask, come on now, people....! T_T

seriously, though, that was probably the most exciting pizza delivery I ever had delivered, lol

holy **** man what's with the fist fights happening today

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holy **** man what's with the fist fights happening today

I know right? I literally just read your customer story right after I posted this, what the **** is happening? O_O

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Whoa.

Were they fighting the whole time until the police showed up? Geez. Hope the mum and daughter are okay. Hope you and your friends are alright too. I'd say the same for the men, but they really didn't have to resort to violence ... Still, I hope they aren't too badly hurt.
(Did the pizza guy see it too?)

Man, this is why I'm glad that we don't live in an apartement building.

yeah, the whole time, police showed up five minutes or so afterward, so it went for a little bit there, wow. after the first two minutes, most of it took place on the freaking floor.

I think the mother and daughter are fine from what I saw afterwards, besides the hysterics. yeah, me and my friends are also fine, thank goodness! the only one who got seriously beat down was the daughter's boyfriend I think (and he partially deserved it) but that was just waaaaaaaaaaaay farther than anything had to go. I don't know the whole thing but wow.

the pizza guy saw the beginning, right before the fist fight started, but he was gone before it turned into the big episode!

Wow reminds me of when I called the police

Never had to call the police in my life

If creepy **** finds my address that may change

Why do you need TV while eating pizza if you can just watch a fist fight right in front of you