darkSpyro

doesn't bring all the boys to the yard

Well, I'm a boy, and I'm currently in your yard

Do you have milkshake poptarts?

did you check your backyard, because sometimes they show up there instead?

who u

Quote: Crystal Dragon

who u

willikers

You've got to be careful about how many boys your milkshakes bring to the yard. There was one time where a particular milkshake was so good, that it brought too many boys to the yard. While this was a good sign to begin with, as attendance numbers rocketed by 1000% in the first hour, more boys continued to arrive in a stampede, trampling others that weren't on their way to the yard, whooping at howling as they swarmed toward their bounty. It was a massacre. The boys, fervent in their crusade, pounded the roads into dust, brought highways crashing down with their immense collective weight, smashing down buildings in seconds so the other boys could travel faster to the yard. Eventually the national guard was brought in, but they were quickly overwhelmed by the boys, their brute force and colossal numbers being too much for even the tactics and resources of the armies of the world. Soon the boys arrived, fighting amongst themselves to claim their prize. To this day, the boys are still fighting, never taking time to lick their wounds or leave in search of other milkshakes. But that is the way of the boys and their milkshake.

So what if your milkshake didn't bring all of the boys? You're not a video game publisher!

^this was... a deep message

nice try but

Yes it does

Now that Kelis song is stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thank you for that. Well at least it is a nice pop song which can be actually listened to rather than to high-horse about it in social media which is the main aim of modern top pop songs.

Well my name is "All the Boys" and I'm in your backyard soooooo....