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if we get smash/pokemon/animal crossing i will eat a lightcore hex

I’ll hold you to that, I’ll make it my signature so I don’t forget.

can do.

i watched the emoji movie because of this godforsaken site. you know i'm reliable.

wELL THEN!

I guess we know ONE of the announcments for today

GOD DAMN BOI IM HYPE

OH BOOOOYYYY

Mostly just interested in Pokken stuff at the moment. Since I literally just got my Switch I'm not planning on blowing too much money right now unless it's Kirby.

Though I tried the Octopath demo and I'm really enjoying it right now so that game is now on my radar.

looking at the subreddit, im seeing a lot of indie stuff being announced beforehand
maybe theyre getting all this stuff out of the way?

I also have all my lost hopes and dreams like a Rhythm Thief sequel and F-Zero game, but something I didn't think about that I would like is to see the Bioshock collection come to Switch. My life would be complete if I could play the whole trilogy on the go.

Less than an hour to go!

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I also have all my lost hopes and dreams like a Rhythm Thief sequel and F-Zero game, but something I didn't think about that I would like is to see the Bioshock collection come to Switch. My life would be complete if I could play the whole trilogy on the go.

i dont think an F-Zero game is too out of the question anymore, especially after the surprise metroid stuff at E3
i think something f-zero might be revealed then

also id buy the bioshock trilogy on switch too, how do we start this

I'm not gonna look at that list there, I'm gonna go in with a little surprise pizaz stuff

WARIO WARE opens the direct!

edit: Bowser's Inside Story remake, meh

well emerald's gonna be happy, new octopath stuff

Solaire amiibo. Wow.

PRAISE THE AMIIBO

OH MY GOD SO MUCH!! Luigi's Mansuon 3DS! OKAMI ON NINTENDO SWITCH!!! YEAAH!!

WALUIGI WITH A ROSE

i know at least several LPers currently having heart attacks

UNDERTALE ON SWITCH WHAT THE ****

sans undertale, crash, and south park. wow.

FRACTURED BUT WHOLE WHAT

FINALLY OCTOLINGS

(DLC, but hey they did enough free updates to support the game)

SPLATOON WYD

SMASH HOLY ****

alright KPK here's your 5 internet bucks

GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE **** SMASH SMASH SMASH

i'll eat that hex soon

SMASH
UNDERTALE!
SPLA2OON OCTOLING UPDATE!!!


THIS IS HYPE!!!!!!

Ok, very entertaining direct, though I tabbed out a few too many times and I need to actually go back to see that Smash trailer.

BUT PLAYABLE MARX ON KIRBY THO

20 bucks for the octoling dlc??? thats kinda pushing it

Warioware Gold-P cool stuff

Bowser's Inside Story Remake-OH MY GOD YES!!

Luigi's Mansion 3DS-ALSO YES

Kirby Star Allies-I screamed when they said Coo, Rick, and Kine were coming back, and I almost had a heart attack when they they said that Marx and Gooey would be playable

Mario Tennis Aces-I AM SO MAINING CHAIN CHOMP!!!

Captain Toad Treasure Tracker-Hey!!!

Splatoon 2 DLC-Damn, that's really cool, also C. Q. Cumber, lol

SMASH BROS SWITCH WHAT HOW IT'S A FREAKING DIRECT OH MY GOD I NEED IT NOW!!!!

i wonder how etika's reacting right now

somebody explain why the switch can't run a slightly upscaled 7 year old game at 60fps? embarrassing, at least it got crash and the solaire amiibo looks cute

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i wonder how etika's reacting right now

I'll guess yelling.
I want to know how ProtonJon and BrownMan are reacting, though they don't do discussion streams iirc. Waluigi is THEIR thing.

well i guess inklings confirmed for smash switch??

speaking of splatoon, i have mixed feelings on the octo expansion dlc. 20 dollars is a bit much for dlc for a 60 dollar game. also, the "agent 8" character is so edgy, it's slightly cringy. but cap'n cuttlefish is a nice touch and tbh i'll still get it.

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well i guess inklings confirmed for smash switch??

speaking of splatoon, i have mixed feelings on the octo expansion dlc. 20 dollars is a bit much for dlc for a 60 dollar game. also, the "agent 8" character is so edgy, it's slightly cringy. but cap'n cuttlefish is a nice touch and tbh i'll still get it.

20 dollars, for a new story expansion

***** they are basically giving that to us for free!

Well, I stand corrected on Smash. Though, now we'll be left to wonder if it's an expanded port or Smash 5.

Damn this was a really good direct.
-SSSSMMMAAAASSSSHHHH
-KKKIIIIRRRRRRBBBYYYYYY
-Bowser's Inside Story remake is neat, kind of surprised they didn't go with Partners in Time though.
-Luigi's Mansion remake is REALLY cool tbh. Looking forward to that.
-I couldn't stop laughing at the Solaire amiibo
-Octopath looks great
-Crash is cool I guess
-Captain Toad is cool too
-KIIIIIRRRBBBBYYYYYYYYYY
-yeah yeah Smash is awesome too but
-KKKKIIIIIIRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WAS WRONG
JULY 13TH IS WAY BETTER
I’M GETTING THE COLLECTORS EDITION JUST PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY SQUARE ENIX

I thought they were advertising Splatoon 1 for the switch and I was like “Why?”
Then the room got dark.
The Octo Expansion looks cool, but I’m not too confident about the story.

What’s a Partners in Time?

The story will depend on its length. If it's got a good amount of levels, and finally explains what's up with Off the Hook and why Cuttlefish ignored his own granddaughter's kidnapping to solve this case, then yeah it might just be worth the 20 bucks. Not so much if it's retreading levels like Ballad of the Champions.

This direct also painfully reminded me that I should've gotten Splatoon 2 with my Switch dangit

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okay so i'll eat the hex sometime this weekend

oh god i regret this

Quote: ZapNorris

okay so i'll eat the hex sometime this weekend

oh god i regret this

You actually don't have to do that, dude. Don't destroy your mouth for the meme

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okay so i'll eat the hex sometime this weekend

oh god i regret this

You actually don't have to do that, dude. Don't destroy your mouth for the meme

i was gonna just eat a piece of paper with hex on it lmaooo

but yeah no hex eating sorry

ok i’ll change the signature

Crash Bandicoot, Okami, and South Park?

I'm pleasantly surprised that SOUTH PARK is finally coming to a NINTENDO console after eighteen years. I'm really happy right now. And it showed scenes from the Casa Bonita download! We also see little Karen in her Vamp outfit. Adorable!

I shall get a Switch sometime this year, then. <3 I really want to play Fe.

Honestly, during the direct, I said

"Their just gonna end up porting FNAF to the switch at this rate"

I was surprised the Switch Smash game was announced last night. I was expecting an E3 announcement like with Smash 4.

Also, I can't believe it's been almost 4 years since Smash 4 had been released. It doesn't feel that long ago.

About time we got a Warioware game for the 3DS. I've been waiting since the 3DS's launch to get one.

im late because i think i went into shock after the last part and i just now woke up from it

anyways thoughts:

-that ****ing no more heroes gameplay... **** man
-its sad that it takes a piece of plastic to get me into a series but that amiibo really made me want to try the dark souls network test?? regardless, even if i dont get the game ill get the amiibo because it looks so stupid i love it
-crash??? on a nintendo platform?? ill buy it thanks
-that splatoon DLC singlehandedly got me excited for splatoon again
-i didnt think they'd do smash... but they did... inklings added and everything holy ****

im slightly disappointed with no FE16 news but the splatoon and smash stuff completely made up for it

REAL
ISOPOD
HOURS

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REAL
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HOURS

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