darkSpyro

Since it's Valentine's Day I thought why not ask a romantic-ish themed question? What do you like looks and personality wise when it comes to potential SOs?

humanish face
may or may not have hair
smallish medium to large eyes

A heartbeat is an absolute must.

Sweet, soft and triple chocolatey.

dead at least a week

Drawdler is the only one for me <3

A good sense of humor, and a robust pair of eyes. Lol.

doesn't play Yu-Gi-Oh

Femme
Nerdy
Funny
Likes animals


Top 4 traits for any potential girlfriend for me

Swords, mostly.

Good sense of humor, supportive demeanor, and mostly importantly

anyone who can eat 300 hot dogs within a minute is a MUST

Someone that won't make me shave my beard off.

They just have to be nice. I don't really care what they look like as long as they're neat.

He has to be:
Kind
Bubbly
Funny
Honest
Respectful
Loves me for who I am

*insert specific details here that appeal specifically to me and me alone that everyone else looking at this topic will overlook because they don't care and just want to get to giving their own likes/wants in a person*

also preferably a cow. i like cow.

Always willing to ****.

Quote: Samius

Quote: Carmelita Fox

doesn't play Yu-Gi-Oh

****.

if this is a general consensus with all females then also ****

Gage.

Already found the perfect one

If only I looked at least somewhat attractive

Quote: Samius

Quote: Carmelita Fox

doesn't play Yu-Gi-Oh

****.

RAAARARAARRRRGH YOU *****

I'd also like it if they were half-cat and wore a maid costume.

Quote: Buchi

I'd also like it if they were half-cat and wore a maid costume.

An aperonian in a maid costume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

I'd also like it if they were half-cat and wore a maid costume.

An aperonian in a maid costume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That sounds more like half-ape, and trust me, I'm not that degenerate.

Hmm well
For physical traits, I like girls with long hair that are taller than me, idc about weight too much as long as they’re not so overweight it’s damaging their health. Don’t care about race or if they got acne (if I rejected someone over a few pimples I’d be a hypocrite).
Personality wise, I like girls that are kind and can make me laugh. I prefer if they’re a bit clingy cuz I’m clingy too. Some shared interests and similar opinions are also nice.

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

I'd also like it if they were half-cat and wore a maid costume.

An aperonian in a maid costume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That sounds more like half-ape, and trust me, I'm not that degenerate.

Behold, an aperonian

Idk, man. I'm socially awkward as heck, so if they can manage to hold conversations with me (which is annoyingly difficult because I never know what to say, hnngh) and don't mind me disappearing/not talking for periods of time, that'd be the best for me! The social aspect is a very important part of a potential functioning relationship for me because I'm so terrible at it. D': I don't wanna get into any relationships until I know for sure that it wouldn't be that one-sided; my worst fear in that regard is being unable to care for a partner as much as they'd care for me...
Whew, that got personal. Uh, I suppose a strong moral compass/sense of justice is important, too. I wouldn't want to be with someone whose actions I consistently disagree with. Appearance-wise...I guess, just have enough self-respect to care for yourself. I don't care what gender you are or what you look like otherwise. ...I think. I haven't really considered those types of things...

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

An aperonian in a maid costume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That sounds more like half-ape, and trust me, I'm not that degenerate.

Behold, an aperonian

Image isn't working. I doubt I'm missing much.

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

That sounds more like half-ape, and trust me, I'm not that degenerate.

Behold, an aperonian

Image isn't working. I doubt I'm missing much.

Fhvfhbj

There! I checked first this time!

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

Behold, an aperonian

Image isn't working. I doubt I'm missing much.

Fhvfhbj

There! I checked first this time!

DEAR GOD AND SANYA AND ALL THINGS HOLY WHAT IN THE NAME OF HIGH HEAVEN IS THIS UNGODLY ABOMINATION

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

Image isn't working. I doubt I'm missing much.

Fhvfhbj

There! I checked first this time!

DEAR GOD AND SANYA AND ALL THINGS HOLY WHAT IN THE NAME OF HIGH HEAVEN IS THIS UNGODLY ABOMINATION

Abomination? How rude, just because she doesn’t have an opening, being only half aperonian, doesn’t mean you can insult her. Trust me, you don’t want to get into a fight with her... ( •̀ ω•́)

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

Fhvfhbj

There! I checked first this time!

DEAR GOD AND SANYA AND ALL THINGS HOLY WHAT IN THE NAME OF HIGH HEAVEN IS THIS UNGODLY ABOMINATION

Abomination? How rude, just because she doesn’t have an opening, being only half aperonian, doesn’t mean you can insult her. Trust me, you don’t want to get into a fight with her... ( •̀ ω•́)

*gets Fliegerhammer*

IMMA SEND THAT ***** BACK TO HELL WHERE SHE BELONGS

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

DEAR GOD AND SANYA AND ALL THINGS HOLY WHAT IN THE NAME OF HIGH HEAVEN IS THIS UNGODLY ABOMINATION

Abomination? How rude, just because she doesn’t have an opening, being only half aperonian, doesn’t mean you can insult her. Trust me, you don’t want to get into a fight with her... ( •̀ ω•́)

*gets Fliegerhammer*

IMMA SEND THAT ***** BACK TO HELL WHERE SHE BELONGS

Good luck not freezing to death first.

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

Abomination? How rude, just because she doesn’t have an opening, being only half aperonian, doesn’t mean you can insult her. Trust me, you don’t want to get into a fight with her... ( •̀ ω•́)

*gets Fliegerhammer*

IMMA SEND THAT ***** BACK TO HELL WHERE SHE BELONGS

Good luck not freezing to death first.

Reveal Spoiler

She’s killed countless full aperonians and even immortals, I honestly wouldn’t try it.

Yeah, but...

FLIEGERHAMMER

And this gal is OC, right? 'Cause if so, I've got countless OCs that could kick her ass also.

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Shibaru

Quote: Buchi

*gets Fliegerhammer*

IMMA SEND THAT ***** BACK TO HELL WHERE SHE BELONGS

Good luck not freezing to death first.

Reveal Spoiler

She’s killed countless full aperonians and even immortals, I honestly wouldn’t try it.

Yeah, but...

FLIEGERHAMMER

And this gal is OC, right? 'Cause if so, I've got countless OCs that could kick her ass also.

Perhaps in the form she’s using in that picture, yeah, I could see that being a possibility, but unless your OCs are immune to her ice, especially when she transforms, I don’t know what to tell you other than “run”

One of my OCs literally is ice. As in, they have complete control over ice, and without them, ice wouldn't even exist.

So, if these two OCs were to coexist, mine could just cease her powers altogether, rendering her completely useless.

Quote: Buchi

One of my OCs literally is ice. As in, they have complete control over ice, and without them, ice wouldn't even exist.

So, if these two OCs were to coexist, mine could just cease her powers altogether, rendering her completely useless.

Interesting, and what of her flying ability? Or perhaps the fact that she’s friends with two immortals that can turn her own soul basically immortal at literally any time if she decided.

One of the characters in my omniverse has the power to simply remove others from existence, mortals and immortals alike. Pretty sure he'd come out top in any battle.

That certainly sounds like a terrifying power. Not to mention the way immortals work in my multiverse would mean you’d be erasing six innocent bystanders in the process.