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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8924

#1 Posted: 19:57:17 10/02/2018 | Topic Creator

Valentine's Day is coming up and one of you lucky people may get the chance to be my valentine for the day!

How do you get this lucky? Just tell me about yourself, and why you wanna be my Valentine, why you think it should be you and I'll look through all of your auditions and I pick one!

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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814

#2 Posted: 21:25:42 10/02/2018

Why I wanna be your Valentine is because I don't want to be lonely on Valentine's Day, and because you're a nice, likeable guy. I'm 16, bi (I like guys slightly more romantically) and I like to have fun. I'm a nice, honest and friendly guy who does not wanna be lonely on the day of love. Why I should be the lucky guy is because I feel someone like me deserves someone like you.

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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.

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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#3 Posted: 21:38:50 10/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Too young, I apologize. Good luck though, you're a good kid. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814	#4 Posted: 22:18:27 10/02/2018 Okay, I hope someone will be my Valentine. --- Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.

emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5597	#5 Posted: 23:05:14 10/02/2018 You can’t spell Valentine without at least half of me. --- Soon.

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#6 Posted: 23:25:21 10/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: emeraldzoroark You can’t spell Valentine without at least half of me. No, go away. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5597	#7 Posted: 23:26:24 10/02/2018 Quote: HeyitsHotDog Quote: emeraldzoroark You can’t spell Valentine without at least half of me. No, go away. Honestly the best case scenario here --- Soon.

TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137	#8 Posted: 23:32:22 10/02/2018 I’m 18 and lonely as hell, but I’m also not gay so I don’t know why I posted here, nor why I’m gonna hit send after I type this all out.

Riolu-Blue-247 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8843	#9 Posted: 23:53:21 10/02/2018 Hallo, I would like to apply I am small and soft and good for cuddles I like making people smile and I wanna make you smile too! No one should be lonely any day, and if you are gonna feel lonely I wanna stop that! I promise I will not steal any organ or resemblance of a soul ^.^ <3 --- I just realised that I might not know what the hell is going on

Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498	#10 Posted: 00:06:59 11/02/2018 dont pick me i dont wanna be a sheep and conform --- Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8924

#11 Posted: 15:15:59 12/02/2018 | Topic Creator

Quote: TheToyNerd

I’m 18 and lonely as hell, but I’m also not gay so I don’t know why I posted here, nor why I’m gonna hit send after I type this all out.

"Not gay" Suuuuuuuuuuuure

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Hello, and good evening to you~ How're you on this fine day?

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Here's a little bit about me:
I am known by many names; Satan, Lucifer, Hades, Set, Zorc, Ganon, Sess, Busty White *****, etc.

In case you didn't know, I am a demon god multiverse singularity from the 696th (Formerly 666th) dimension created by The Great God Breadhead™ before the dawn of time alongside the other Primordials.
I helped Him create and shape the universe alongside my siblings before I eventually rebelled against Him and began a destructive path across the universe.

I have three (Formerly eight) dragon penises. Now when I say that I don't mean the genitalia of a dragon, but rather penises with dragon heads at the end that spew fire, ice, and electricity. (And, under certain circumstances, lava )
Although I take on many forms, as I am a shape-shifter, I typically use the appearance of either a giant blue pig monster with a trident, a giant purple demon with said dragon penises, or a red-headed white twink with a fine ass.

I enjoy long walks, playing video games, killing orphans, taking baths in liquid hot magma, destroying and/or conquering entire planets, solar systems, galaxies, universes, dimensions, realities, etc., etc.

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Why I want to be your Valentine:
I want to be your Valentine because I enjoy the company of twinks, as well as the fact that you appear to be an intriguing human who could produce many fine offspring.

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You should choose me because:
A ) I can literally give you whatever you want.
B ) I have a big dick.
C ) I'm a god, so I'm automatically more important than anybody here.
D ) Did I mention that I have a big dick? Because I have three of 'em.
E ) I can take whatever form you want if one isn't attractive to you.
F ) I can use magic, so I can put on really good magician acts.

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I happily await your response.

Wow, lotsa info. I appreciate your enthusiasm, and you got....unique credentials, but I'm going to have to decline.

Quote: Riolu-Blue-247

Hallo, I would like to apply
I am small and soft and good for cuddles
I like making people smile and I wanna make you smile too! No one should be lonely any day, and if you are gonna feel lonely I wanna stop that!
I promise I will not steal any organ or resemblance of a soul ^.^ <3

You like making people smile too? Well that's a similarity you have to me for sure. Not sure I'm gonna feel lonely on Valentines Day either, thinking about it. Solid points on ya but I feel as if you'd benefit someone else, who truly needs it

Quote: Lunarz

dont pick me i dont wanna be a sheep and conform

You got it, wasn't going to either way.

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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Shibaru Yellow Sparx Gems: 1133	#12 Posted: 15:40:35 12/02/2018 I am a bubbleton. 8) --- G3MINI, Biggest bubbleton on Mixer. Hi Lindsey. - Taylor Swift Asdra#7043 on Discord

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#13 Posted: 15:49:47 12/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: Shibaru I am a bubbleton. 8) Yes, but I don't know you all that well! --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366	#14 Posted: 16:38:02 12/02/2018 Uh idk, I'm here or something. --- I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#15 Posted: 16:46:10 12/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: kardonis Uh idk, I'm here or something. BUT WHY? --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366	#16 Posted: 01:23:31 13/02/2018 Quote: HeyitsHotDog Quote: kardonis Uh idk, I'm here or something. BUT WHY? I dunno --- I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl

Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13029	#17 Posted: 14:27:21 13/02/2018 be ya own damn valentine

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#18 Posted: 15:22:48 13/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: Carmelita Fox be ya own damn valentine I don't want to go blind. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#19 Posted: 21:46:25 13/02/2018 I've got a big flopping wang --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#20 Posted: 21:47:01 13/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: 84skylanderdude I've got a big flopping wang Go away, 84. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#21 Posted: 21:48:06 13/02/2018 :c --- --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498	#22 Posted: 22:20:25 13/02/2018 ive got an average flopping wang --- Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#23 Posted: 22:21:12 13/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: Lunarz ive got an average flopping wang Go away, Lunarz. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#24 Posted: 23:33:55 13/02/2018 I've got a micro flopping wang? --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#25 Posted: 23:36:26 13/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: 84skylanderdude I've got a micro flopping wang? GET THE HELL OUT NOW! --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498	#26 Posted: 23:37:13 13/02/2018 I've got no penis?????? --- Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#27 Posted: 23:39:22 13/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: Lunarz I've got no penis?????? You girl? --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Shibaru Yellow Sparx Gems: 1133	#28 Posted: 23:45:01 13/02/2018 I have one in my heart --- G3MINI, Biggest bubbleton on Mixer. Hi Lindsey. - Taylor Swift Asdra#7043 on Discord

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#29 Posted: 23:51:15 13/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: Shibaru I have one in my heart That's unnatural. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Shibaru Yellow Sparx Gems: 1133	#30 Posted: 23:59:28 13/02/2018 Quote: HeyitsHotDog Quote: Shibaru I have one in my heart That's unnatural. I prefer to call it cardiophilia --- G3MINI, Biggest bubbleton on Mixer. Hi Lindsey. - Taylor Swift Asdra#7043 on Discord

King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907	#31 Posted: 00:38:40 14/02/2018 Penises are so **ing weird Like "oh yeah, I have myself a freakin stretchy piece of skin that can spew out some weird cells with tails" Yeah, how **in sexy --- Rise and Shine Ursine

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#32 Posted: 00:44:50 14/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: King-Pen Krazy Penises are so **ing weird Like "oh yeah, I have myself a freakin stretchy piece of skin that can spew out some weird cells with tails" Yeah, how **in sexy I mean... --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#33 Posted: 00:58:46 14/02/2018 I've got a big floppy inverted wang of antimatter --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907	#34 Posted: 00:59:51 14/02/2018 Quote: 84skylanderdude I've got a big floppy inverted wang of antimatter So you have a penis flopping in a different dimension --- Rise and Shine Ursine

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#35 Posted: 01:02:04 14/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: 84skylanderdude I've got a big floppy inverted wang of antimatter GOTDAMMYT --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8924

#36 Posted: 01:29:02 14/02/2018 | Topic Creator

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Penises are so ****ing weird

Like "oh yeah, I have myself a freakin stretchy piece of skin that can spew out some weird cells with tails"

Yeah, how ****in sexy

idk that sounds pretty hot to me, ngl

Oh man ok, that made me laugh hard.

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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#37 Posted: 03:25:06 14/02/2018 Quote: HeyitsHotDog Quote: 84skylanderdude I've got a big floppy inverted wang of antimatter GOTDAMMYT It's immune to gravity, does that help --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8924

#38 Posted: 03:38:26 14/02/2018 | Topic Creator

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: 84skylanderdude
I've got a big floppy inverted wang of antimatter

GOTDAMMYT

It's immune to gravity, does that help

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#39 Posted: 04:03:07 14/02/2018 \| Topic Creator Quote: Sesshomaru75 mine would kill you But.....that's not wanted.....at all. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924	#40 Posted: 04:17:06 14/02/2018 \| Topic Creator O.O eep. clenches buttcheeks --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
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