darkSpyro

i know how this site works, inside and out. i'm just saying what's true

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oh god i used that image against the sf91

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I hope Monster Hunter World comes to Nintendo Switch.

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i know how this site works, inside and out. i'm just saying what's true

how exactly does it work, zap?

it's steam powered innit?

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i know how this site works, inside and out. i'm just saying what's true

"I'm an older user so everything I say is the undisputed truth!"

More time online =/= More authority

What's gotten into recently? Really hoping this is long-running joke.

The inner machinations of Zap's mind are an enigma. Just look at him and that big thumb head.

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The inner machinations of Zap's mind are an enigma. Just look at him and that big thumb head.

Thumb head?

Everyone! Zap, in his infinite wisdom, has proclaimed himself as the one true God of this forum, so it must be true because he's never wrong about anything!

hey guys, please remember the rules and don't overstep them.

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i know how this site works, inside and out. i'm just saying what's true

how exactly does it work, zap?

Someone makes something and then everyone copies it, this goes on for several days until everyone gets bored

Low-key tho what has even happened to Zap

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Low-key tho what has even happened to Zap

Zap found Trump's plan to dominate the world and was assainated by the Vice Presidents Homophobic powered ray, now Trump controls this account

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Low-key tho what has even happened to Zap

Zap found Trump's plan to dominate the world and was assainated by the Vice Presidents Homophobic powered ray, now Trump controls this account

The most likely explanation

if i see your ****ing vivillon one more time i will astral project into the screen and rip it's wings off

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if i see your ****ing vivillon one more time i will astral project into the screen and rip it's wings off

but which kind of vivillion

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if i see your ****ing vivillon one more time i will astral project into the screen and rip it's wings off

but which kind of vivillion

the *****ass kind

People still calling Them's Fightin' Herds a pony game are the next 'spyro doesn't work in future skylanders games' pet peeve

there are no ponies in the goddamn game
there are big horses,which are not ponies
even the goddamn horse character is a) a unicorn and b )the second oldest character

the ost on that game is pretty good. might pick it up once i get a better computer.

(i never even knew what a longma was until this)

"Are you really gonna make me do this in such a fragile state."

Listen, I'm pretty sure you're damn snowflake didn't save you from a hitman.

So how about you go ahead, and pick up your freakin phone, which you set on a student's desk for, **** all.

You're supposed to be a grown-up, hell, I know babies that are more grown-up than you are acting right now, so pick up your damn phone, and stop ****in complaining about your snowflake that was broken on ACCIDENT!

What a day to be a flat-earther

i never really cared for KSI/Deji but... apparently the paul bros want to fight them.

KSI literally just won a boxing match.

KICK THEIR OHIO WHITE BOY ASSES, I'M ROOTING FOR YOU KSI

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i never really cared for KSI/Deji but... apparently the paul bros want to fight them.

KSI literally just won a boxing match.

KICK THEIR OHIO WHITE BOY ASSES, I'M ROOTING FOR YOU KSI

KSI called them out, and now they want to retaliate

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i never really cared for KSI/Deji but... apparently the paul bros want to fight them.

KSI literally just won a boxing match.

KICK THEIR OHIO WHITE BOY ASSES, I'M ROOTING FOR YOU KSI

KSI called them out, and now they want to retaliate

well ksi is a major dick so he's just looking to beat up the most popular people, he just wants more publicity

today in "things that shouldn't work together but do anyway"

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i never really cared for KSI/Deji but... apparently the paul bros want to fight them.

KSI literally just won a boxing match.

KICK THEIR OHIO WHITE BOY ASSES, I'M ROOTING FOR YOU KSI

KSI called them out, and now they want to retaliate

well ksi is a major dick so he's just looking to beat up the most popular people, he just wants more publicity

i know that, i was just giving more light to the situation

honestly all i care about i seeing the pauls get their asses beat

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TRAILERS TODAY, OH MY LORD!!!??

totally didnt start up AVatar Mishap again for the hell of it

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totally didnt start up AVatar Mishap again for the hell of it

totally didn't just spend almost an hour procrastinating my homework because of it
(don't feel bad- it's not actually due tomorrow but still lol)

oh hey

Bruh, Spyro has nothing to do with my love for SSA. ****’s just good, fam!

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Bruh, Spyro has nothing to do with my love for SSA. ****’s just good, fam!

He's probably referring to the fact that a lot of people only bought it because Spyro was in it, only to realize later that it wasn't about Spyro at all. Of course, whether you stayed or not depends.

I’m more just referring to me who was a small child who liked the concept of little monsters that work in a videogame.

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oh hey

First game ya buy for Spyro, last game ya buy for Crash

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It’s a comfort game for me. Idk, it’s special to me, as gay as that sounds

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Also, I found the console version of SSA to be really boring, but that's just me. *shrug* 3DS version is fun though, albeit a little bit repetitive.

The console version was too hard for kids to beat. You start getting enemies who deal upwards of 100 damage in one hit, food has limited healing, and the highest HP out of all the characters is 680 (Stump Smash). And he was very hard to play as, in my opinion. So, you'll be down in four–six hits from a Magic Spell Punk or one of those knight things, very few characters have a self-healing, and food is rare. The turning point for me was around the Undead area of levels.

Not sure if 3DS was any better, though.

I like Trap Team because it’s Pokémon.

Well, you got me, I did only buy SSA for Spyro, but doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it.

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Well, you got me, I did only buy SSA for Spyro, but doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it.

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My brother and I bought the original for very specific characters: me for Whirlwind and Sonic Boom, him for Drobot and Camo. We were both super curious about Spyro and Cynder, though, and thought it would be a good Spyro game to start with. Boy, did that take a turn.

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oh hey

so true

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how is gateway to glimmer the superior title if glimmer is only one level and is irrelevant to the entire game beyond being the first level

the rest is all true tho

it's true, people argue a lot that gateway to glimmer is the "true" title