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Alright, I have a confession, the truth is...
BlackNight12 Gold Sparx Gems: 2343
#1 Posted: 05:32:31 30/01/2018 | Topic Creator
... I was sexually harrassed.

Sexually harrassed by...

Spongebob.


I will be taking him to court and suing him for his millions. The first court date is April 1. I'm going to tell the world how disgusting and dirty that sponge really is.

You can support me by clicking this link...

https://static.pexels.com/phot...oto-399647.jpeg

The truth is...

the truth is...

the truth is...

the truth is...

the turth is...

i kinda liked it
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Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble! - Taylor Swift
Bryman04 Gold Sparx Gems: 2116
#2 Posted: 05:53:02 30/01/2018
I fully support this and hope you expose that yellow jerk!
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#3 Posted: 05:56:42 30/01/2018
Quote: Bryman04
I fully support this and hope you expose that yellow jerk!



your butt looks awfully like a certain yellow sponge
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KeybasHedKey Ripto Gems: 1862
#4 Posted: 06:54:17 30/01/2018
Nah I think you got harrased by a cat.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#5 Posted: 06:58:28 30/01/2018
Quote: KeybasHedKey
Nah I think you got harrased by a cat.



the cat didnt touch her, the cats the campaign manager
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#6 Posted: 10:50:28 30/01/2018
Not Spongebob, too! I was just starting to enjoy his new season too.
KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#7 Posted: 16:17:03 30/01/2018
Did he show you his sandy cheeks, or would you prefer if I call it his bikini bottoms?
Or worst, his pineapple!
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13029
#8 Posted: 16:36:49 30/01/2018
she kissed spongebob and she liked it
the taste of his coral blue number two semi-gloss lipstick
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#9 Posted: 16:41:05 30/01/2018
Quote: Carmelita Fox
she kissed spongebob and she liked it
the taste of his coral blue number two semi-gloss lipstick



damn, that was impressive
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12848
#10 Posted: 16:57:28 30/01/2018
Quote: Carmelita Fox
she kissed spongebob and she liked it
the taste of his coral blue number two semi-gloss lipstick


Actually, it's corral blue number-

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BlackNight12 Gold Sparx Gems: 2343
#11 Posted: 18:31:06 30/01/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bryman04
I fully support this and hope you expose that yellow jerk!


Thank you soooooooo much! boo hoo hoo

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Quote: KeybasHedKey
Nah I think you got harrased by a cat.



Quote: Lunarz
Quote: KeybasHedKey
Nah I think you got harrased by a cat.



the cat didnt touch her, the cats the campaign manager


Yes, the cat will be promoting my case against sponge*****! boo hoo hoo

Quote: KrystalLBX
Did he show you his sandy cheeks, or would you prefer if I call it his bikini bottoms?
Or worst, his pineapple!


WHY.... I DON'T EVEN...!

Quote: Carmelita Fox
she kissed spongebob and she liked it
the taste of his coral blue number two semi-gloss lipstick


^This is freaking top notch gold right here. Guestbook'd.

Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Quote: Carmelita Fox
she kissed spongebob and she liked it
the taste of his coral blue number two semi-gloss lipstick


Actually, it's corral blue number-

[User Posted Image]


MORE. PURE. GOLD.

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Thank you everyone for your wonderful, beautiful, amazing, overwhelming support.

Since I have come forward, more people have come forward as well to join me in my lawsuit.

More of Spongebob's victims include...

Sandy Cheeks
Mrs. Puff
Squidward Tentacles
dark52

... and Kim Jong Un.

THANK. YOU. ALL. SOOOOOOOOOOOO. MUCH!~
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Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble! - Taylor Swift
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