darkSpyro

I throw a part of the tower and take the gem.

*im picturing a part of the eiffel tower just sailing through the sky to plonk me on the head now haha*

I jump on your back for a piggy back ride - im too heavy and you fall to the ground
I take the gem

I then steal the Gem with an Ultra Hand and give it to Deadpool, who will only give the gem up if somebody knows how to kill him.

#goodluck

I show him the film theory video "how to kill deadpool" and he gives me the gem

I then send Nabbit to take the gem who gives it to a maximum-security museum to be displayed.

The museum gets closed and I buy the gem off them

I sit with you at a picnic and while distracted i take the gem
though i remain at the picnic because it is lovely weather we're having

But then the Dark Lord from Miitopia arrives, steals your face, puts it on a DRAGON, and gives the gem to me.

Plot twist: im already a dragon
Now im a Hydra

I use one head to distract you while the other head takes the gem

The distracting head separates from the body and explodes in front of you

I take the gem to a roller coaster ride

I climb the coaster and grind-rail it in hot pursuit. I use Voodood's axe to grappling hook the car, and steal the gem.

I celebrate with funnel cake!

I'm in the cake, I take the gem.

Except my GULPER DRAGON eats the cake before you can escape. I get the gem. Don't ask for details.

I ask for the carfax and the fox gives me the gem

BEHOLD! MY STEAL-A-GEM-INATOR!!!

*plays commercial for a new medicine.*
Side effects include losing your gem.

But wait! There's more!

Purchase now and save 20% on shipping!

All it will cost you is the gem

...

I take it and leave

*sells them meds as drugs*

*gets gem on the way*

You get trippy on the meds

i then trip you

and take the gem

*trips on you*

*knocks you down*

*trippiness wears off*

*gets tf away*

:>

*Fly kicks the gem out of DS D's hand*
*Carves gem into dust, rolls it in a blunt and smokes it*

As you puff it, the smoke reforms into the gem

We have underestimated its power

I take the gem and seal it away behind those generic safes you find in heist movies where it can never harm us

Behold, I was in the safe the whole time!

...You're still in the safe with the gem

It remains safe

Doom, you didn't take the gem

~~but i just did :)))))))))))))))~~

But then I rose from the dead and stole the gem

I appear mysteriously and I steal the gem with my mind power.

You get a headache and you lose the gem

I take the gem and go shopping

With the power of telekinesis, I obtain the gem.
I got the gem!

Then I put it on the ground and walked away.

why does everyone leave the gem behind now?

> low-key takes it

I steal the gem from you and send it to Ultra Space.

I attack you with a dark pokemon, it's super effective

Gengar Guy has fainted

I take the gem

A max revive comes out of nowhere and revives me, and i take the gem and feed it to a suicidal whale, that has acidic spit all in its mouth which will dissolve you if you touch it. In case you're wondering, it's skin inside and out is acid resistant.

I feed the whale plastic - it dies and the plastic slices it open

I take the gem which is no longer covered in acids

> has Take Note
> writes "Gem from Doomdrao"
> gets Gem

:>

Jump on top of your Take Note device, which drops the gem.

My gem.

I steal the gem and feed it to this guy:

I give him a cake tainted with laxatives

He poops out the gem

....uhhh does anyone want that?

I then show you some Undertale fanart, and you die from the cringe. I proceed to take the gem and RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

lmfao what. "die from cringe."

*takes gem from you*

I dare you to show me fan art that would paralyze me.

I then steal the gem from you, give it to Toad, and he will only give it to anyone who can complete every single mario party minigame. In 1st place. Even the luck based ones. And yes, the control stick spinning ones too. All on the first try. Against all highest difficulty cpus. Mess up once, you die. If you cheat or hack, you die. Good luck finding a loophole.

Quote: Gengar Guy

I then steal the gem from you, give it to Toad, and he will only give it to anyone who can complete every single mario party minigame. In 1st place. Even the luck based ones. And yes, the control stick spinning ones too. All on the first try. Against all highest difficulty cpus. Mess up once, you die. If you cheat or hack, you die. Good luck finding a loophole.

I play as Luigi and do nothing. GG

I cant die from cringe - i like fanart

I high five Toad as a distraction for EmeraldZoroark to get the Gem - Toad don't care, he's got a buddy

Killjoy alert: I unplugged the game and won the gem.

I then plug it back in and steal the gem from you, and then I send it to the moon. And the only way to get it back is to complete Darker Side from Mario odyssey without getting hurt, collecting a single coin, or capturing anything. NO. EXCEPTIONS. And if you skip any part, a flying whale comes out of nowhere and blasts you with tons of gamma waves to give you skin cancer.

I reboot the thread:

The gem is on a pedestal next to me

I'm sitting next to the gem, and I take it and fly away, with my robo-flying abilities(I'm R2-D2)

You had to land to repower your supply

I take the gem

Yo, so this is crazy. I start playing Chinbu's Adventure, and then I see a whole bunch of gems, right?

Next thing you know, I see Doomdrao there with a gem, and he drops that gem thanks to a wolf mauling him. The wolf chases me, but the game's so crap that I literally only had to go on the nearest mini-ridge to stop the wolf from chasing me, and then I just.....took the gem.


wut

And then I hack the game and take the gem

The wolf mauled the wrong me - for I am a lady

I take the gem and just relax