When referring to a dS user, in world, their real name is being used, not their username.
The plot is being improvised and will be in chapters.
Celebrity cameos will be random and I only have 3 planned so far, but there will be more.
The story may or may not have product placement
The writing might be a bit shoddy, at least at first.
and now it begins!
Narrator: Twas the morning of Thanksgiving and HIHD just woke up from a wonderful night of sleep. He looked at his dogs with a grin of his face and said
HIHD: Gosh golly, girls! Today is Thanksgiving and my friends are coming! I hope their excited to see me as I am to see them!
*At the home of Drawdler and 84*
Drawdler: Oh, 84, don't forget we're going to HIHD's house for Thanksgiving. Sorry, I should have asked if you wanted to go.
84:...........Y'know, I think it's about time we broke up.
*Back at HIHD'S*
Narrator: HIHD ran down the stairs, tripping on the 5 step from the top, falling all the way down, Guy's got a big house, and it's a lotta stairs. Didn't have a good time. When he landed, he got got back up with a happy smile and a few broken teeth.
HIHD; Alrighty! Time to cook! Let's go to the kitchen!
Narrator: What? He said he's going to the kitchen, I'm not needed here.
*HIHD grabs his needed ingredients and puts them on the table. Suddenly, he gets a phone call.*
Mystery Caller: Hey, HIHD! Just wanted to say Happy Thanksving and I look forward working with you again!
HIHD: *gasp* American Comedian and Co-creator of Legendary sitcom Seinfeld, Larry David! Thank you, Larry! I wish you a great Thanksgiving and I would love to work with you again!
Larry David: Oh, so I wish you a happy Thanksgiving and you wish we a great one? You tryin' to one up me? Can't you just say the same thing to me and be done with it? Is it a competition to you or something? What's with you and your optimism? That's one of the reasons I hate people.
HIHD; I'm sorry, I can say Happy Thanksgiving if you want!
Larry David: Ah, don't worry about it. Already happened, can't change it. I'll, uh, I'll talk to you soon.
*They say good bye and Larry disconnects the call. He then gets back in to bed with the Seinfeld cast.*
HIHD: Wow, I can't wait to see if any more celebs make an appearance today.
*All of a sudden, the door bell rings*
HIHD's Chihuahua: EHP EHP EHP EHP EHP EHP EHP
HIHD'S Lab: Raugh! Raugh raugh!
HIHD: Huh? At this hour? I wonder who it could be!
*HIHD opens the door and it was all of his friends (the dS crew). It was an awkward arrival, because HIHD was still is his morning wear, which was a sweater of a certain kind. The dS crew reaction with a mixture of surprise, shock, embarrassment and slight arousal.
HIHD: Uh, hey guys! Didn't expect you all to come so early!
Drawdler: Why are you wearing that?
HIHD: I, uh, it, uh, it's not like for some weird reason, I promise. I just like the breeze.
84: See? He gets it! It's not weird at all!
HIHD: Well, ok, y'all can come in and make your selves home! I got plenty to do!
HIHD: Gosh golly, girls! Today is Thanksgiving and my friends are coming! I hope their excited to see me as I am to see them!
*At the home of Drawdler and 84*
Drawdler: Oh, 84, don't forget we're going to HIHD's house for Thanksgiving. Sorry, I should have asked if you wanted to go.
84:...........Y'know, I think it's about time we broke up.
*Back at HIHD'S*
Narrator: HIHD ran down the stairs, tripping on the 5 step from the top, falling all the way down, Guy's got a big house, and it's a lotta stairs. Didn't have a good time. When he landed, he got got back up with a happy smile and a few broken teeth.
HIHD; Alrighty! Time to cook! Let's go to the kitchen!
Narrator: What? He said he's going to the kitchen, I'm not needed here.
*HIHD grabs his needed ingredients and puts them on the table. Suddenly, he gets a phone call.*
Mystery Caller: Hey, HIHD! Just wanted to say Happy Thanksving and I look forward working with you again!
HIHD: *gasp* American Comedian and Co-creator of Legendary sitcom Seinfeld, Larry David! Thank you, Larry! I wish you a great Thanksgiving and I would love to work with you again!
Larry David: Oh, so I wish you a happy Thanksgiving and you wish we a great one? You tryin' to one up me? Can't you just say the same thing to me and be done with it? Is it a competition to you or something? What's with you and your optimism? That's one of the reasons I hate people.
HIHD; I'm sorry, I can say Happy Thanksgiving if you want!
Larry David: Ah, don't worry about it. Already happened, can't change it. I'll, uh, I'll talk to you soon.
*They say good bye and Larry disconnects the call. He then gets back in to bed with the Seinfeld cast.*
HIHD: Wow, I can't wait to see if any more celebs make an appearance today.
*All of a sudden, the door bell rings*
HIHD's Chihuahua: EHP EHP EHP EHP EHP EHP EHP
HIHD'S Lab: Raugh! Raugh raugh!
HIHD: Huh? At this hour? I wonder who it could be!
*HIHD opens the door and it was all of his friends (the dS crew). It was an awkward arrival, because HIHD was still is his morning wear, which was a sweater of a certain kind. The dS crew reaction with a mixture of surprise, shock, embarrassment and slight arousal.
HIHD: Uh, hey guys! Didn't expect you all to come so early!
Drawdler: Why are you wearing that?
HIHD: I, uh, it, uh, it's not like for some weird reason, I promise. I just like the breeze.
84: See? He gets it! It's not weird at all!
HIHD: Well, ok, y'all can come in and make your selves home! I got plenty to do!

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I like the hyperbolic reactions and one-liners. Now I need to conduct a scientific process to determine which of “my” quotes is most suitable as a signature...
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