darkSpyro

We've had ask threads, honest thoughts, and now "what series do you associate me with" threads, but no waifu thread for several months? What the **** happened?

Inspired by the various reboots Hollywood has spawned in the past few years, I present "post ur waifu: The Reboot", where each and every user here will share their waifu to get overly nostalgic and ***** about how 2010-2015 dS was so much greater, and why the waifus were also better back then.

Now with post ur waifu and ask threads, are we finally going to make darkSpyro great again? We are certainly getting closer!

So go ahead! Post your waifu!

No doubt in my mind

This is my Waifu, the Judgement of Carrion. She's a Space Hulk; an amalgam of Imperial ships, space debris and xeno craft fused by the magics of the Warp. Miraculously, the ship is still functional with great enough power supplies to keep emergency lights running throughout its hull, and when required warning signals. She is infested with the brood of the Great Devourer, which act as her antibodies during the Tyrannid's grand hunt for biomass. For safe carriage to their next target, the Judgement lures curious rogue traders and Imperial soldiers obligated to investigate secrets lost during the Age of Heresy, or further still. Note the outer Hull is pocked with Nurglitch rot, implying this craft has been quite close to a Chaos God's presence. It could well be that she was once a Death Guard or other Nurgle-affiliated warband's vessel, but now she looms in space to be boarded. Little do would-be adventurers know that most of her spoils have already been plundered, either by the Blood Ravens or past occupants.

Would that I could, I'd haul her back to port and maintain her weapons, clean her creaking iron bones and contain her diseases so I could coax the Lost & Damned to retrieve this lost strand and join my cause. One can dream, eh?

Damn, this is making me nostalgic already...

*sheds tear*

G-guys... I'll be back... Soon. For now, I must retreat to the folder...

For nostalgia...

Is this a joke topic? I don't want to make people think me eternal love for my waifu is a joke.

I didn't intend for it to be a joke topic, I just wanted to make a waifu topic because there hasn't been one yet, despite all the ask threads and new trends.

Take it seriously if you want, or make joke answers, that's up to you.

As for me, I wouldn't consider anyone my "waifu", I don't even like that term - it seems too satirical. Though there are a few fictional characters I find attractive, I'm not particularly obsessed over anyone.

Peach's wardrobe in SMO. No I don't care about her, just give me these adorable and stylish outfits

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Darnit, I hate when my 2DS can't load images. Ah well. I'm just going to assume Crash10 posted Cappy and ZapNorris posted Splat, it seems so much better that way.

megabyte is my ReBoot waifu

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Darnit, I hate when my 2DS can't load images. Ah well. I'm just going to assume Crash10 posted Cappy and ZapNorris posted Splat, it seems so much better that way.

Not at all.

@Crash10: Donkey Kong? He was the other one I thought of. You seem like you'd get on well together.

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33? Damn that's a lot.

Not at all too.

But yeah DK is a good option.

I know you like DK's hairy ass.

Anyway I can't be bothered to keep asking questions, so I'm just going to assume it's some hot fanart of DK twerking. I just think that seems like the sort of thing you're into.

Let us all marry the Xenomorphs in a dinner-orgy while Michael Fassbender has a monologue-gasm

A true male waifu:

GWENPOOL IS THE BEST WAIFU OF ALL TIME!

SHE IS MY GODDESS!

Completely off topic but that hand looks weird and small to me...

ANYWAY TIME TO POST PICTURES OF ENID AND RED ACTION

Gwen's hand?

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Gwen's hand?

Yeah. I may just be incredibly retarded but it just doesn’t look right to me

EDIT: Ok I am just retarded. Nevermind

Waifus are for pathetic losers.

^Nope, you're not, it's just really weird foreshortening. It's not weird because it's a real life angle, but the way the lines work makes you think she doesn't have half the arm. That smol line is there to break tangency but doesn't do a good job at it.

This is extra complex composition, tho, the kind every artist will occasionally screw up unless they pay 101% attention to make it work. Not that needed in one panel of a comic.

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Waifus are for pathetic losers.

Fire Emblem Fates is a good game. You should try it sometime.

AmbushFan, that's an odd way to spell Animal Crossing.

Yes I put Devola and Popola in the same square, fight me

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Quote: Carl04

Waifus are for pathetic losers.

Fire Emblem Fates is a good game. You should try it sometime.

Video games are good for you. Since you actually use your brain in those type of stuff. Final Fantasy 3 is about patience for one example, so it adds brainpower of patience.

There should totally be a FE X AC crossover where I can gather a group of the cutest, cuddliest animals I can find, then bring them into my room, so I can...



Please make this IS.

Quote: AmbushFan

There should totally be a FE X AC crossover where I can gather a group of the cutest, cuddliest animals I can find, then bring them into my room, so I can...

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Give them axes and knives then send them into cetrain death against an evil cult led by a 100-year-old blue-skinned guy, who will inevitably sacrifice them to the inherently evil dragon that he worships.

Please make this IS.

Yeah, sounds about right.

BTW, whenever I see waifu squares, they always remind me of Monopoly boards. It's entirely possible to make Monopoly boards with waifus instead of places too, though I'm not sure who'd want to actually play Monopoly with one.

I can never see a waifu square without thinking of Monopoly, honestly they just look so similar.

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I know you like DK's hairy ass.

Anyway I can't be bothered to keep asking questions, so I'm just going to assume it's some hot fanart of DK twerking. I just think that seems like the sort of thing you're into.

It's ****ing Madame Broode from ****ing Super Mario ****ing Odyssey your ****ing low-quality internet user

****ing

Don't ****ing swear on a kids' forum

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Don't ****ing swear on a kids' forum

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Madame Broode has a better design than most of the Broodals. There, I said it.

**** you your ****ing piece of **** or I'll ****ing say the ****ing N word

Hey, aren't you guys forgetting that we're on a kid's forum? Calm down...

You'd better SHUT THE **** UP or I'm gonna STICK THIS LANCE UP YOUR ****-HOLE. Do you understand, you MOTHER****ING SON OF A *****?

Here's also my Male Waifu square

Quote: AmbushFan

BTW, whenever I see waifu squares, they always remind me of Monopoly boards. It's entirely possible to make Monopoly boards with waifus instead of places too, though I'm not sure who'd want to actually play Monopoly with one.

I can never see a waifu square without thinking of Monopoly, honestly they just look so similar.

Brilliant.

I'm sure it would sell three times as well as any other of the games.

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Here's also my Male Waifu square

Guy in the middle looks like if Marvel cast an ordinary guy as Hawkeye instead of Jeremy Renner.

Center - Top Left - Clockwise:
Abigail - Stardew Valley
Corrin - Fire Emblem Fates
Mipha - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Midna - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Link - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Zinnia - Pokemon ORAS
Sebastian - Stardew Valley
Kousei - Your Lie in April
Lyon - Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Ephraim - Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Eirika - Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Sonya - Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
Leon - Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia

It always feels weird putting Bowser on these things, especially because I sort of passively RP as him while here lol.

I would look at her boobs any day

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megabyte is my ReBoot waifu

YOU STOLE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No doubt in my mind

This is the correct answer.

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Quote: AmbushFan

BTW, whenever I see waifu squares, they always remind me of Monopoly boards. It's entirely possible to make Monopoly boards with waifus instead of places too, though I'm not sure who'd want to actually play Monopoly with one.

I can never see a waifu square without thinking of Monopoly, honestly they just look so similar.

Brilliant.

I'm sure it would sell three times as well as any other of the games.

Depends who gets included. There's always going to be that one person who has some weird kinks and is unironically attracted to someone/something that others would percieve as disgusting, and I'm sure that others really wouldn't want that sort of thing on a Monopoly board.

But if we could all agree on what kind of Monopoly board to make, then yeah, honestly that would be kind of cool.

Just make sure we can all have our say on who can (or, in some cases, can't) be included, and we could actually make something like this... Actually nevermind, this is the internet, it's impossible to discuss anything without starting a ****storm.

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Quote: Carmelita Fox

megabyte is my ReBoot waifu

YOU STOLE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BACK OFF BRUH HE'S MINE

helix

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helix

Yes, brother! Hail Lord Helix! Together we will defeat Dome, and anarchy shall rise! Down with democracy!

...Wait, nevermind. Wrong Helix.

Lots of FE love