darkSpyro

So as everyone knows, I'm quite the rebels of trends. I'm sure you've all seen me be plenty rebellious against them. I've even got a protest movement and signs and everything for you all to hold.

But anyways! Here's a parody of the honest thoughts topic! You all have to put up false thoughts and feelings of me, the strongest lies you can, the opposite of what you honestly think about me! I'll take it all, go ahead... GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!

And uh, well, since the title says what it says guess I should keep to it, if you want give your false thoughts about anyone else too, if you want.

I love you so much please have sex with me

You're a stinky smell peepee and ur SOOOOO lame to talk to as well. The Braxian family is the worst Pokemon family becuz you like it.

Quote: Crash10

I love you so much please have sex with me

i have instant regrets now, they're taking shape into instant ramen noodles that taste as salty as my tears

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

You're a stinky smell peepee and ur SOOOOO lame to talk to as well. The Braxian family is the worst Pokemon family becuz you like it.

OH MAH GERD WELL I HATE YOU 2 AND ZOROARK IS WORST POKEMON, never speak to me again and you can keep your smelly hotdogs! ):<<<<<

Quote: Dark Lord

Quote: Crash10

I love you so much please have sex with me

i have instant regrets now, they're taking shape into instant ramen noodles that taste as salty as my tears

You better not talk like that about Min Min

You're hot, but not as hot as Megurine Luka. Sorry :(

i love you and absolutely have an opinion on you

Quote: Crash10

Quote: Dark Lord

Quote: Crash10

I love you so much please have sex with me

i have instant regrets now, they're taking shape into instant ramen noodles that taste as salty as my tears

You better not talk like that about Min Min

I'm not sure I want to know who Min Min is.

Quote: AmbushFan

You're hot, but not as hot as Megurine Luka. Sorry

Aw man, it's so hard to live up to Vocaloid standards, I'm sorry that I can't sing in a beautiful robotic voice. ;~;

Quote: cowpowa23

i love you and absolutely have an opinion on you

that is a beautiful and absolute heart wrenching very real, very honest opinion and it make me only love cows all the more, thanks

You're the greatest member ever to join.

Quote: Greeble

You're the greatest member ever to join.

OOOOH

I absolutely hate you and think youre the worst person ever

Quote: Dark Lord

Aw man, it's so hard to live up to Vocaloid standards, I'm sorry that I can't sing in a beautiful robotic voice. ;~;

Now just what the **** did you say about my waifu? Ever heard what a robot's voice sounds like? Very unrealistic, and my waifu can sing much better than that. Even in spite of this, you still insult her by comparing her to one. Really?

Great, just great. Ordinarily I'd be fine with this, if you didn't come off as so rude, as I would accept that you have inferior tastes and move on. Nope, you decided to go one step further and act like the rude little normie that you are. Now that's what I call true ignorance. And not just regular ignorace, ignorance of a higher existence, one dominated by beautiful anime girls with even more beautiful voices.

Granted, you likely didn't know about this higher existence, so hopefully you will not do this again. It is quite usual for people such as you to mindlessly insult waifus, unknowing of the consequences. Very well, I guess. Each to their own.

You will learn, I'm sure. Obviously you have made a mistake today, and hopefully never again. Unless you don't, in which case, know that I shall return to have my vengeance.

Urgh. Perhaps I'm not reading this right, it just seems so wrong that you would insult my waifu in this way, nonetheless I hope you can understand my message, and reread if it's not clear yet.

You're Jesus!

Oh my god being a trend rebel is SO cool! But someone with an avatar of a pokemon in a fedora MUST be cool and no Cringy or clueless at all!

Everyone here is sane.

Quote: AmbushFan

Quote: Dark Lord

Aw man, it's so hard to live up to Vocaloid standards, I'm sorry that I can't sing in a beautiful robotic voice. ;~;

Now just what the **** did you say about my waifu? Ever heard what a robot's voice sounds like? Very unrealistic, and my waifu can sing much better than that. Even in spite of this, you still insult her by comparing her to one. Really?

Great, just great. Ordinarily I'd be fine with this, if you didn't come off as so rude, as I would accept that you have inferior tastes and move on. Nope, you decided to go one step further and act like the rude little normie that you are. Now that's what I call true ignorance. And not just regular ignorace, ignorance of a higher existence, one dominated by beautiful anime girls with even more beautiful voices.

Granted, you likely didn't know about this higher existence, so hopefully you will not do this again. It is quite usual for people such as you to mindlessly insult waifus, unknowing of the consequences. Very well, I guess. Each to their own.

You will learn, I'm sure. Obviously you have made a mistake today, and hopefully never again. Unless you don't, in which case, know that I shall return to have my vengeance.

Urgh. Perhaps I'm not reading this right, it just seems so wrong that you would insult my waifu in this way, nonetheless I hope you can understand my message, and reread if it's not clear yet.

Well, I didn't mean to mean it as an insult! But as a compliment, though maaayyybeee the comparison to robots was a bad comparison thinking about it now.


Quote: Pokemon2

You're Jesus!

Yes, my son.

Quote: ClassicSpyroLUV

Oh my god being a trend rebel is SO cool! But someone with an avatar of a pokemon in a fedora MUST be cool and no Cringy or clueless at all!

Actually, it's no fedora, it's a witches hat for Halloween and all! Even though Halloween has passed, but I was trying to get the hat and face into the avatar because I tend to crop and resize my own, I also wanted to make sure the eye could be seen seeing as how small it was and making sure more was in the frame would've made the eye harder to see.

Being a rebel is pretty awesome isn't it? You get Han Solo and Luke Skywalker on your side! Who'd want to be with the Empire?

Quote: willspyro

Everyone here is sane.

i agree.

Quote: Riolu-Blue-247

I absolutely hate you and think youre the worst person ever

i absolutely love this.

Don't worry about it.

We're no strangers to love. You know the rules, and so do I.

you're so cool

Guess my post doesn't matter :/

Quote: Jaggedstar

you're so cool

you're even cooler... cooler than ice

Quote: Greeble

Guess my post doesn't matter :/

I completely forgot when I was looking through the topic, I had saw it late at night then but was too tired to make a response, next day when clicked the little dragon to read the newer posts started from the there, apologies for that.

Quote: Greeble

You're the greatest member ever to join.

sometimes i can't believe it myself that i'm here.

Quote: Dark Lord

Quote: Jaggedstar

you're so cool

you're even cooler... cooler than ice

Quote: Greeble

Guess my post doesn't matter :/

I completely forgot when I was looking through the topic, I had saw it late at night then but was too tired to make a response, next day when clicked the little dragon to read the newer posts started from the there, apologies for that.

Quote: Greeble

You're the greatest member ever to join.

sometimes i can't believe it myself that i'm here.

I get that feeling.

This statement is true.

Quote: emeraldzoroark

This statement is true.

^ This statement is false.