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An all-female remake of Lord of the Flies?
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#1 Posted: 08:48:17 31/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Ordinarily, I wouldn't really care like that recent Ghostbusters movies but this time, the shoe fits when an all-female remake of Lord of the Flies, of all things, is a bad... bad... bad... bad... bad idea.

http://www.avclub.com/theres-a...-wor-1798644768

I say it's a bad idea because Lord of the Flies has always been about the problems with patriarchy, male violence and toxic masculinity. What's next? An all-female remake of Fight Club?
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#2 Posted: 09:52:44 31/08/2017
this stupid gender equality thing is getting too much, and im a girl so thats saying something. we don't need all-female remakes of anything to prove any point plEASE
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#3 Posted: 12:00:17 31/08/2017
All-female casts are getting really old.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#4 Posted: 12:05:39 31/08/2017
Girls... I implore

MAKE. YOUR. OWN. ****!
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#5 Posted: 12:26:10 31/08/2017
Oh god dammit

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT LORD OF THE FLIES IS
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#6 Posted: 12:29:16 31/08/2017
This just in: Every classic book and movie ever is being remade with all female casts because of equality...or whatever.

I wouldn't give it too long until we get an all-female Shawshank Redemption, tbh.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#7 Posted: 12:54:12 31/08/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
This just in: Every classic book and movie ever is being remade with all female casts because of equality...or whatever.

I wouldn't give it too long until we get an all-female Shawshank Redemption, tbh.



All female Inglorious Bastards complete with female Hitler
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#8 Posted: 13:07:00 31/08/2017
AWW HELL NAW
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#9 Posted: 13:13:36 31/08/2017
Let's reboot DS and make all users women.
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#10 Posted: 13:41:57 31/08/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Let's reboot DS and make all users women.



Call it DarkCynder
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#11 Posted: 13:58:11 31/08/2017
I'm quite confused with how various franchise owners insist on nuking their sales this way.
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#12 Posted: 14:18:03 31/08/2017
it's still being written by men lol
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#13 Posted: 15:20:20 31/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Actually it's one man named William Golding and he said women are better than men because an all-men society would quickly fall apart just like the boys descending in violence and murder when left alone.

Toxic masculinity does make an ideal way of living, especially all men are expected to be violence, emotionally-dead and sexually-aggressive at all times. Provoking violence to be the alpha male only causes more problems than fixes any. Just look at what happened to Immortan Joe and how his actions only led to his downfall.

It not bad with Ghostbusters (or at least shouldn't be) because it's about nerds proving themselves among the suits on how to deal with ghosts. An all-female version of what is essentially about toxic masculinity will never work. That's like saying Orange is the New Black to a female-version of OZ because they're both set in prisons, which is a trite observation and a shallow comparison.
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#14 Posted: 15:52:16 31/08/2017
Never change.
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#15 Posted: 15:57:48 31/08/2017
I mean, I am absolutly fine with all female casts, there are pretty damn good books out there with all female casts, but the reason I'm dissapointed is not because it's an all female cast, it's because the people working on it are saying that men are just power-hungry, sexually agressive people. Which is not true(well, not all the time.)

Like I am all for equel rights, but this is kind of ridiculous
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#16 Posted: 16:15:13 31/08/2017
the ENTIRE POINT Of LOTF is toxic masculinity and asserted dominance through instinct and tyranny. It just doesn't work with women.


getting stranded on an island and killing all your friends is a MAN'S job
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#17 Posted: 16:28:42 31/08/2017
If there's no Piggy we riot
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Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#18 Posted: 16:35:32 31/08/2017
Quote: ZapNorris
the ENTIRE POINT Of LOTF is toxic masculinity and asserted dominance through instinct and tyranny. It just doesn't work with women.


getting stranded on an island and killing all your friends is a MAN'S job


but toxic masculinity dosnt exist
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#19 Posted: 16:38:27 31/08/2017
Quote: 84skylanderdude
If there's no Piggy we riot



Oh, dude didn't you hear? Piggy will be played by Melissa McCarthy
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#20 Posted: 16:56:56 31/08/2017
women tear other women down all the time — they just do it through psychological torture rather than physical like men often do.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#21 Posted: 16:57:26 31/08/2017
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: 84skylanderdude
If there's no Piggy we riot



Oh, dude didn't you hear? Piggy will be played by Melissa McCarthy



i heard amy schumer was being considered as well


also if there's no pig head on the stick we riot
Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#22 Posted: 22:02:44 31/08/2017
"women wouldn't act like men" is sexist, women can be just as cruel as men
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#23 Posted: 22:09:31 31/08/2017
If you really want to make a movie off of a classic book, make one off of a book that actually has female leads

such as

-1984
-To Kill A Mockingbird
-Pride and Prejudice
-Little Women
-Gone With the Wind

please dont change the gender for "muh representation" reasons. this doesn't sell well (see ghostbusters 2016)
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C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10928
#24 Posted: 23:51:37 31/08/2017
literally nobody wants this lol who thought this was a good idea
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#25 Posted: 02:11:50 01/09/2017
ya know, the trend of remaking old films with female leads kinda undermines the feminist ideology of women being independent and not having to rely on another person/thing to do what they want


¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#26 Posted: 14:13:54 03/09/2017
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I dunno why, but this actually makes me want to see the movie more.
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#27 Posted: 14:42:17 03/09/2017
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
"women wouldn't act like men" is sexist, women can be just as cruel as men


Same quantity, different method. If this wasn't progressive for the sake of progressive, I'd love to see an adaptation where it descends into bureaucracy hell since they all use blackmail over blackmail to get anything done, partnerships are so shallow your property might as well be collateral, and a single snide remark can get your stuff suspiciously set on fire
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#28 Posted: 17:01:16 03/09/2017
Quote: Samius
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I dunno why, but this actually makes me want to see the movie more.



they could film the thing inside of a walmart
ClassicSpyroLUV Yellow Sparx Gems: 1193
#29 Posted: 17:25:52 03/09/2017
Enough with all female remakes. They do it to seem progressive and inclusive but in reality the only way to really promote women in film is to take GOOD IPs made by women and cast GOOD female actors to play GOOD female characters. Not only that but when they shove women into traditionally male roles it just feels more like a young boy letting his sister play with his toys than women being given more/fairer representation.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#30 Posted: 16:39:53 06/09/2017
Quote: ClassicSpyroLUV
Enough with all female remakes. They do it to seem progressive and inclusive but in reality the only way to really promote women in film is to take GOOD IPs made by women and cast GOOD female actors to play GOOD female characters. Not only that but when they shove women into traditionally male roles it just feels more like a young boy letting his sister play with his toys than women being given more/fairer representation.



tttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssss

we need badass female characters and thats it
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Spyroboy Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13199
#31 Posted: 12:06:58 10/09/2017
Why not an all cats with top hats and monocles remake, that'd be dope as ****.
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#32 Posted: 13:00:58 10/09/2017
Quote: Spyroboy
Why not an all cats with top hats and monocles remake, that'd be dope as ****.


I can support this.
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#33 Posted: 13:23:55 10/09/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: Spyroboy
Why not an all cats with top hats and monocles remake, that'd be dope as ****.


I can support this.



I don't. Its to "Le random and fancy smilie" for me
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Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#34 Posted: 13:37:33 10/09/2017
Just cats, then?
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#35 Posted: 21:14:33 14/09/2017
I don't see this working.

One of the main characters has the nickname Piggy, can you seriously see any girl taking that nickname without a fight?
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