darkSpyro

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(just post **** here lol)

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

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What the **** are you doing in my ****ing swamp you little Farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your castles, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your ****ing life. It's ****ing ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my green sausage fingers. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, Pinocchio.

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it's beautiful

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What the Shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Shreks, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in Donkeh warfare and I'm the top Shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces, you are nothing to me but a next target.You're ****ing shreked, kid. I can be anywhere anytime, and I can Shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extra sively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to Shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you maybe you would have held your shreking tongue, but you coudn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot, I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.

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Okay, enough with the damn shrek and "what did you just say" stuff.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different.

Have you ever wondered why we're here?
What's it all about? You've no idea
And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred
And darkness, death and fear
But you know it doesn't have to be
That I hate you, and you hate me
Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference
And we can live in harmony!
No, you don't know who I am
But maybe I could hold your hand
And together we can understand about love!
Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it! *giggles*
Love is a place, love is a thing. (4x)
And do you ever feel like life's unfair
Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!
But if you follow me
Maybe you'll see
That love is everywhere!
What is love, is it in the sky?
No, it's a feeling, deep inside
Because I'm hungry
No, you're lonely!
I can see it in your eyes
I don't understand
Don't worry! You will soon
Come and meet some of my friends; they know all about love
Come on, just over the rainbow!
Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky
Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind
Yes, but there's lots of chicken left
And I'd like to eat the chicken!
I'd also like to eat the chicken; let's do that instead
So here we are with all my friends
And they love you, all of them!
Yes we do!
It is true!
We love you!
And you love us too!
*laughs* I love you too, furry boy
*laughs* Harder!
Now we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do
Maybe we should look for our friend
Isn't that what friends do?
And we have finished the chicken picnic

[long pause]


To love each other is to care
To be kind!
And to share!
I love my friend so I give him a hug!
I made this for you, cause I love you so much!
I love my pet, cause he's a crab!
I love this tree and I love this stick and I love this mole
No no no, that's not how it's done
You must save your love for your special one
My special one?
Everyone has a special one!
Even me?
But I am lonely
Yes, it's true!
But do not worry
You're confused, but that's okay!
Let me put it another way
This is the story of Michael
The loneliest boy in town
*sings* This is the story of Michael
The ugliest boy in town
Ugly and weak
They called him a freak!
So he lived on his own, underground. [3x]
You see, everyone has a special one
Even Michael!
Your heart beats hard like a big love drum
Calling for your special one
So be patient! Cause just maybe
Your special one will come
He's made for her!
And she's made for him!
That's the way its always been!
And it's perfect!
And it's pure!
And it's protected with a ring!
That's the way that all love goes
Like a flower it grows and grows!
And it's forever
And forever
And now we all worship our king
Our king!
Huh?
Our king!
His name is Malcolm
Our king!
He is the king of love
Our king!
We must feed him
Our king!
We must feed him gravel
Our king!
Or he becomes angry
Our king!
Mmm, gravel!
Our king!
And this is your chance to start anew!
And all we're asking you to do
Is change your name
And clean your brain
And forget anything about you ever knew!
And your heart will find its home
And our love will never go!
Now wear this ring
And join the king!
And you will never be alone!

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Oh my god you actually did it. Thank you so much

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I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY

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beautiful

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Are you Sir Swag

Cause at the end of every videohe does, he says scrubscribe

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