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who wants to join my cult
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#1 Posted: 19:59:05 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
It's called the Cult Of Sonny.

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We worship Sonny because he is a pure and beautiful being.

To join, all you have to do is change your name, allow us to brainwash you, pledge all your trust and allegiance to Sonny and never speak to anyone you knew before. So, no biggie.

So, who wants to join.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#2 Posted: 20:00:26 10/08/2017
yeah sure why not, i didn't have anything better to do
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Dead
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#3 Posted: 20:24:19 10/08/2017
If it involes black magic, demons, etc., then count me in.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#4 Posted: 20:26:15 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: AmbushFan
If it involes black magic, demons, etc., then count me in.


It can be about whatever you want it to be about. Sonny is a magical being and can bring all your wishes to life if you worship him.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#5 Posted: 20:47:47 10/08/2017
Eh sure

I have nothing better to do
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Rise and Shine Ursine
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#6 Posted: 20:48:59 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Yes.
YES.
These sacrifi-
I mean, this new devotion with please the great Sonny.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#7 Posted: 20:51:11 10/08/2017
Wait what?
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Rise and Shine Ursine
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#8 Posted: 20:56:55 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Wait what?


Too late. You already joined. No refunds.
You already sold you soul - I mean, pledged your love for Sonny.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#9 Posted: 20:58:11 10/08/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Wait what?


Too late. You already joined. No refunds.
You already sold you soul - I mean, pledged your love for Sonny.



You forgot one thing


I HAVE NO SOUL

*Runs away*
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Rise and Shine Ursine
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#10 Posted: 21:01:41 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Wait what?


Too late. You already joined. No refunds.
You already sold you soul - I mean, pledged your love for Sonny.



You forgot one thing


I HAVE NO SOUL

*Runs away*


It's too late. You can't run away once your devoted your existence to Sonny. You will never be alone again.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#11 Posted: 21:03:17 10/08/2017
Too bad

I'm in a country you will never find me in
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Rise and Shine Ursine
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5597
#12 Posted: 21:17:08 10/08/2017
Joke's on you, this site already owns all of our souls.
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Soon.
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#13 Posted: 21:17:47 10/08/2017
This seems like it might be a bad idea, I'm not big on the idea of selling my soul.

I guess I'll just start my own demon-woshipping cult.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#14 Posted: 21:28:50 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
TOO LATE! ALL YOUR SOULS HAVE BEEN SOLD TO SONNY! PRAISE SONNY! ALL HAIL SONG!
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#15 Posted: 21:34:06 10/08/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
TOO LATE! ALL YOUR SOULS HAVE BEEN SOLD TO SONNY! PRAISE SONNY! ALL HAIL SONG!



I TOLD YOU

I HAS NO SOUL

And I am still on mystery country
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Rise and Shine Ursine
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#16 Posted: 21:39:53 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Sonny is all over the world. There is no escaping the Cult Of Sonny. We will find you.

And you already got brainwashed by us so you have to follow our orders.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#17 Posted: 21:41:59 10/08/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Sonny is all over the world. There is no escaping the Cult Of Sonny. We will find you.

And you already got brainwashed by us so you have to follow our orders.



haha no

I have a new brain now
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Rise and Shine Ursine
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#18 Posted: 21:52:23 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: Chompy-King257
Sonny is all over the world. There is no escaping the Cult Of Sonny. We will find you.

And you already got brainwashed by us so you have to follow our orders.



haha no

I have a new brain now


stop being a gary stu and accept that you're part of the cult
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#19 Posted: 21:56:29 10/08/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: Chompy-King257
Sonny is all over the world. There is no escaping the Cult Of Sonny. We will find you.

And you already got brainwashed by us so you have to follow our orders.



haha no

I have a new brain now


stop being a gary stu and accept that you're part of the cult


Nope

i don't want to die
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Rise and Shine Ursine
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#20 Posted: 22:33:24 10/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: King-Pen Krazy



haha no

I have a new brain now


stop being a gary stu and accept that you're part of the cult


Nope

i don't want to die


you're not gonna die. that's not want the Cult of Sonny is all about!
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#21 Posted: 15:38:48 11/08/2017
i don't think i can fit in the box to join smilie
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#22 Posted: 22:01:53 11/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
i don't think i can fit in the box to join smilie


the box is a portal to a dimension of infinite space. all can fit in.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#23 Posted: 12:50:20 15/08/2017
I WILL HONESTLY SELL MY SOUL TO THIS CAT
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#24 Posted: 19:30:36 15/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: Jaggedstar
I WILL HONESTLY SELL MY SOUL TO THIS CAT


Alrighty. You are now part of the Cult of Sonny.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4987
#25 Posted: 20:12:19 15/08/2017
If that cat has my soul, I think I could die happy.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
WolvenAnakha Blue Sparx Gems: 578
#26 Posted: 20:13:09 15/08/2017
Quote: Jaggedstar
I WILL HONESTLY SELL MY SOUL TO THIS CAT


You're aware you signed your soul away when you joined this website, correct? Read the Terms and Conditions, you'll find you don't have a soul to sell.
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I'll go home now.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#27 Posted: 20:26:41 15/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Sonny will take ALL of your love! This will please him greatly!
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#28 Posted: 00:40:41 16/08/2017 | Topic Creator
Fun fact: in case you didn't know, this is actually my cat. He is a very good boy so that's why we worship him.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#29 Posted: 02:13:26 16/08/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: Jaggedstar
I WILL HONESTLY SELL MY SOUL TO THIS CAT


Alrighty. You are now part of the Cult of Sonny.


my life is complete

Quote: WolvenAnakha
Quote: Jaggedstar
I WILL HONESTLY SELL MY SOUL TO THIS CAT


You're aware you signed your soul away when you joined this website, correct? Read the Terms and Conditions, you'll find you don't have a soul to sell.


they can never take my soul. i only give it to cats
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#30 Posted: 02:55:20 16/08/2017 | Topic Creator
These dedications are pleasing to Sonny. We must gather more!
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
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