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Granted. It is made of Tungsten.

I wish for a wish that is undeniably bad.

Granted, you just used that wish, so nothing happened.

I wish for a non tungsten kite

Wish Granted, it's made of metal

No wish? Ok.

I wish for a normal kite.

Wish granted

But Jesse doesn't want to live with you

I wish the world was peaceful

hey that's a bull**** catch that would never happen >:[

Granted but then we're not militarily prepared for when the aliens come and they absolutely decimate us

I wish for there to be no catch in the next person's wish

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hey that's a bull**** catch that would never happen >:[

Granted but then we're not militarily prepared for when the aliens come and they absolutely decimate us

I wish for there to be no catch in the next person's wish

Told you I was the third wheel

Wish granted, but now you two share the mind of one body

I wish that Overwatch was balanced and fun

it's unbalanced and boring.

i wish i could play spyro rn

Granted - it's the pirated copy and you lose all your data

I wish I lived in a big castle

Granted. The castle is too big to get lost in it, you can not get out & the lighting is rubbish so it's very dark.

I wish I had more hours of freedom.

Granted - you have nothing to do during these hours

I wish I knew everything

Quote: Doomdrao

Granted - you have nothing to do during these hours

I wish I knew everything

Granted

You find out the world is ending sooner than everybody thinks

I wish uhm

I actually don't know to be honest

Granted - the wish assumed your wish was "I wish i actually dont know"

You dont know anything anymore

I wish my water was cold

Granted- it's ice

I wish I had a cup of ice

Granted, it's too big for this world and floods everything, sincc it's close enough to the sun to melt.

I wish for a new hat.

Granted, but you get attacked by giant spiders whenever you wear it.

I wish I could eat a cup of ice right now

Granted, but it only exists for an instant after the first bite.

I wish to see my favorite ships become canon.

Granted, your favourite ships (such as the Titanic) get hit with a cannon.

I wish for a curse resistant hat that looks cool.

Granted - it feels cool too - oh it's cold, very cold!
YOUR HAT IS A BLOCK OF ICE

I wish for movies that don't suck

Granted, they aren't good either.

I wish for a hat that looked cool but wouldn't freeze my head.

Granted, but it freezes your whole body, not just your head.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch

Granted - it's broken and you're better off buying one yourself

I wish for a good salad

Granted, but it's ridiculously expensive.

I wish to bring one character to life.

Granted: Godzilla.

I wish I had a functional Nintendo Switch that works, won't spontaneously combust, explode or anything like that.

Granted, you have the Switch itself, but not the Joycons.

I wish for a curse resistant hat.

Granted, but now there's a Loan Shark out to break your legs.

I wish I had a functional Nintendo Switch that works, won't spontaneously combust, explode or anything like that, and the joycons for it, which also won't do what the switch would do.

#goodluck

Granted, you have no electricity anymore.

I wish for a curse resistant shark-proof hat.

Granted - everything else around you is cursed

I wish for my dehydrated body to not be dehydrated anymore

You drown.

I wish Minecraft underwater gameplay was NOT FREAKING BORING OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Wish granted, but everything else about the game is

I wish Rabbids actually existed(I know I'm weird)

Granted, Rabbits go extinct.

I wish for accurate weather prediction.

Granted, but it's always storming every day.

I wish that I didn't have to take classes completely unrelated to my major.

Granted. You now have majors in the overall subjects that were covered in the classes unrelated to your previous major.

I wish to ban Irma please.

Granted but you also got banned in the process

I wish i didnt have stomach pains

Granted, your stomach disappears.

I wish I was an inch taller.

Granted but everything around you gets a foot taller.

I wish i had a dragon.

Wished granted, but it steps on you.

I wish Darkstalker was real, and he could understand us and vica-versa.

Wish granted, but you're then rekt by his mortal enemy.

I wish for tennis balls :3

Granted - they're huge and out to get you

I wish for EXTRA ARMS

Granted, everyone gets more arms except you.


I wish to travel the world.

In that kind of logic, i'm technically a religious god - neat

Granted - you cannot stop travelling, you don't get to sleep or eat well as you must keep on travelling, your feet hurt but you cannot stop travelling, you grow tired but you keep on travelling....

to where? does not matter

just as long as you keep

on

travelling

...
I wish for nice smelling wax in a tub

You get it-- but it's huge and you're now trapped within.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted. You get a clock.


I wish for a fluffy and cuddly pet.

granted but it's a gremlin

i wish for a lot of peanut butter

granted - but its poorly made and you're forced to consume it all

I wish for painkillers that worked

Granted, but they kill more than just the pain.

I wish for 10 dollars.

Granted, they're New Taiwan dollars - you now have 34 cents

I wish for a tasty pie that I can share with everyone in this thread

Granted, but there are so many people in this thread we each get a crumb.

I wish to be the best at my craft, ever.