darkSpyro

I don't NEED a post stretch goal in order to see the emoji movie because im going to see it anyways so take that!!!!!! #daboutallthehaters

gonna b the best movie of the year so hyped

post what your favorite character is mines patrick stewart as the poop emoji

July 28th 2017

A day that will live infamy

You see, nobody knows what exactly happened this day, but it is said that one phrase could've been used to describe the entire day

Cringe

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So the main character has parents? How? How do emojis reproduce? Literally none of them have any form of genitals. Do they reproduce asexually? But if they did, why would they have parents? I'm highly disappointed with the Emoji Movie lore.

At least it doesn't have as many questions as Cars. How do cars reproduce? Was there a cars Hitler? The WWII car seems to imply that there was a cars holocaust where jew cars were persecuted. Does that mean there was a car Hitler and car religions? Was there a car Jesus? Why do cars still have doors, steering wheels, etc if there are no humans to drive them? Were there ever any humans? Were cars the result of evolution? Did evolution just skip over humans?

Theory: The Emoji Movie and Cars movies take place in the same universe.

This means we will eventually get a crossover movie showing the detailed lore of the universe that explains how cars and emojis once lived together and how everyone is a descendent of the original car-emojis that lived millenia ago, then at the end it's revealed it was just an advertisement for a new car that allows you to post emoji memes to the internet whilst driving.

Evidence: None.

Someone should count how many product placements the emoji movie has. From what I hear it's quite a bit.

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Someone should count how many product placements the emoji movie has. From what I hear it's quite a bit.

here's what i know-

Facebook
Twitter
Youtube
Twitch
Instagram
Dropbox
Just Dance App
Candy Crush
Crackle (obscure sony video app)
WeChat

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Quote: mega spyro

So the main character has parents? How? How do emojis reproduce? Literally none of them have any form of genitals. Do they reproduce asexually? But if they did, why would they have parents? I'm highly disappointed with the Emoji Movie lore.

At least it doesn't have as many questions as Cars. How do cars reproduce? Was there a cars Hitler? The WWII car seems to imply that there was a cars holocaust where jew cars were persecuted. Does that mean there was a car Hitler and car religions? Was there a car Jesus? Why do cars still have doors, steering wheels, etc if there are no humans to drive them? Were there ever any humans? Were cars the result of evolution? Did evolution just skip over humans?

Isn't there a car pope in the newest movie? That means the cars believe there was a car Jesus, and they probably have other religions too.

Quote: TrapShadowFan

Was there a cars Hitler? The WWII car seems to imply that there was a cars holocaust where jew cars were persecuted. Does that mean there was a car Hitler and car religions?

Of course there were car Nazis. Professor Z in Cars 2 is voiced by Thomas Krestchmann who pretty much always seems to portray Nazis. <.<

so the review might happen today actually

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I don't even

Worst Just Dance 2017 dance ever!

July 28th was the day all hell broke loose.