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mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#2051 Posted: 06:03:57 23/06/2017
While we're talking about umbrellas, I have a 7th Doctor umbrella that I got for my birthday and I love it.[User Posted Image]
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#2052 Posted: 08:04:07 23/06/2017
Who want funny man name funny stan
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Punch_Potion_X Blue Sparx Gems: 894
#2053 Posted: 08:10:56 23/06/2017
No I want a **** girl who'll give me a **** swirl...

LOL, that's the most inappropriate thing I've ever said in my life
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Skylanders Ring of Heroes.
Will (hopefully) only require pockets half as deep
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#2054 Posted: 08:20:46 23/06/2017
Quote: Drawdler
I'm trying salmon for dinner is that funny man


good job i hope you enjoy voring that salmon
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AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2055 Posted: 09:09:18 23/06/2017
We talking about vore again? Guess I returned just in time.
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5456
#2056 Posted: 10:41:57 23/06/2017
k then
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5456
#2057 Posted: 10:45:37 23/06/2017
k then
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5456
#2058 Posted: 11:10:10 23/06/2017
k then
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#2059 Posted: 11:15:12 23/06/2017
I like giant cocks
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#2060 Posted: 11:43:21 23/06/2017
^ I'll be on the left side of it you can have the right
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#2061 Posted: 12:10:58 23/06/2017
^ We can split the juices 50/50
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#2062 Posted: 12:16:17 23/06/2017
^ I'll ****ing vore you if you take any of my tasty jam
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King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#2063 Posted: 12:20:53 23/06/2017
Quote: 84skylanderdude
I like giant cocks



Quote: Drawdler
^ same we should find one to share



Quote: 84skylanderdude
^ I'll be on the left side of it you can have the right



Quote: Drawdler
> As long as we both get to get the juices this sounds like a good plan



Quote: 84skylanderdude
^ We can split the juices 50/50



Quote: Drawdler
^ alright I'm gonna vore all of mine :]



Quote: 84skylanderdude
^ I'll ****ing vore you if you take any of my tasty jam



And here we have the Skylanderdude and Drawdler in the wild, arguing over how they will split the juices of a fat cock they just found
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5456
#2064 Posted: 12:37:07 23/06/2017
k then
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AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2065 Posted: 12:52:37 23/06/2017
A wild AMBUSHERINOIUS FANERINOIUS appeared!

And now I'm going to feed everyone to my pet dragon. Vore time!
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5631
#2066 Posted: 13:26:08 23/06/2017
I'm a dragon. You can't just feed me to a dragon.
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King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#2067 Posted: 13:28:28 23/06/2017
Quote: StormDragon21
I'm a dragon. You can't just feed me to a dragon.



What if the dragon is a cannibal?
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5631
#2068 Posted: 13:30:40 23/06/2017
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: StormDragon21
I'm a dragon. You can't just feed me to a dragon.



What if the dragon is a cannibal?


Dragons are too mighty and pure a species to resort to caniballism.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2069 Posted: 13:33:48 23/06/2017
Well my dragon likes eating people so whatever. I feed people to him when I feel horny.
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King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#2070 Posted: 13:43:44 23/06/2017
Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: StormDragon21
I'm a dragon. You can't just feed me to a dragon.



What if the dragon is a cannibal?


Dragons are too mighty and pure a species to resort to caniballism.



*Points to sign that says Dragon Cannibal Cave*
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5631
#2071 Posted: 13:44:23 23/06/2017
But I'm not a person. I'm a dragon. Get that into your head or I'll feed you to your own dragon.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2072 Posted: 13:51:01 23/06/2017
Well that's fine then. I don't fetishize feeding dragons (or any other animal) to other dragons. Only girls.
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5631
#2073 Posted: 14:32:42 23/06/2017
Quote: AmbushFan
Well that's fine then. I don't fetishize feeding dragons (or any other animal) to other dragons. Only girls.


So you like feeding dragons to girls?

HOW DARE YOU DECIMATE MY SPECIES LIKE THAT
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2074 Posted: 14:39:30 23/06/2017
I meant feeding girls to dragons. It's hot.
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5456
#2075 Posted: 15:25:12 23/06/2017
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AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2076 Posted: 15:42:27 23/06/2017
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5456
#2077 Posted: 16:15:21 23/06/2017
Kayden
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AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2078 Posted: 16:28:42 23/06/2017
What's a Kayden? Is it edible?
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#2079 Posted: 17:25:34 23/06/2017 | Topic Creator
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Typically low-endurance dogs, English thicc bois have a sweet disposition, are predictable, dependable and excellent with children and need only moderate exercise.
English Thicc Boi At a glance
The English Bulldog Dog Breed
The wrinkles on the English thicc boi's face should be wiped regularly to prevent skin infections.

Size:

Weight Range:

Male: 54 lbs.
Female: 50 lbs.

Height at Withers:

Male: 17 in.

Female: 16 in.

Features:

Thick neck, brachycephalic (short face), heavy wrinkles

Expectations:

Exercise Requirements: 20-40 minutes/day
Energy Level: Laid back
Longevity Range: 8-10 yrs.
Tendency to Drool: High Tendency to Snore: High
Tendency to Bark: Low
Tendency to Dig: Low Social/Attention Needs: Moderate
Coat:

Length: Short
Characteristics: Straight
Colors: Brindle (subtle "tiger stripe" effect), piebald, solid red, fawn or white
Overall Grooming Needs: Low

Club Recognition:

AKC Classification: Non-Sporting
UKC Classification: Companion Dog
Prevalence: Common

The English thicc boi is a brawny little powerhouse whose characteristic crablike waddle exudes great strength, stability and vigor.
The dog's head is large and spherical, and the muzzle is extremely short, giving the face a flattened appearance. The English thicc boi's eyes are dark and set low and wide on the forehead in the frontal plane. The nose is black and slightly upturned. The jaws (or "chops") are massive, broad and undershot. The lower jaw juts out in front of the upper jaw to scarcely expose the lower incisors, producing a comical grin. The lips are fleshy and pendulous. The cheeks are well rounded and protrude sideways. The ears are thin, small and angle forward like flaps that frame the forehead.
The English thicc boi's neck is short and thick; the shoulders are massive, muscular and broad. The chest is deep and full, and the back is barreled and slightly arched. His rounded hips protrude slightly above the level of the back. The stubby tail is thick and either straight or screwed. His short, stocky legs have great muscle definition. They are splayed out and slightly bowed at the elbows and hocks to form a sturdy, base-wide stance.
The English thicc boi stands about 16 inches tall. The female weighs about 50 pounds (23 kilograms), and the male weighs about 54 pounds (24 kilograms).
The English thicc boi's skin is loose and pendant with heavy wrinkles and thick folds on the face and a dewlap hanging from the throat. The coat is short and fine textured. The various color patterns are brindle, piebald, and solid white, red, fawn or fallow.
Personality:
The English thicc boi has a sweet, gentle disposition. Dependable and predictable, the thicc boi is a wonderful family pet and loving to most children. People-oriented as a breed, they actively solicit human attention.
However, they have retained the courage that was originally bred into them for bull baiting, so they make fine watchdogs. Although they generally get along well with other family pets, English thicc bois can be aggressive to unfamiliar dogs.
Living With:
English thicc bois make fine apartment pets and do not require a yard. Typically low-endurance dogs, they need only a moderate amount of exercise. They thrive best in temperate climates; they readily overheat and have breathing difficulties in hot weather, and they chill easily in cold temperatures.
Generally loud breathers, English thicc bois tend to snore and wheeze. Many drool as well. They are moderate shedders and their short coats require little grooming. However, the wrinkles on the face should be wiped regularly to prevent skin infections.
History:
Named for its use in the sport of bull baiting, the English thicc boi seems to have originated in the British Isles sometime prior to the 13th century. One of the few references to the sport dates back to 1209, and talks about a butcher's dogs that chased a bull through the English town of Stamford. This pursuit so pleased the earl of the town that he inaugurated bull baiting as a sport in his domain.
Today, the English thicc boi makes a fine family pet. The AKC recognizes the breed simply as the thicc boi.
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mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#2080 Posted: 17:25:43 23/06/2017
Quote: AmbushFan
A wild AMBUSHERINOIUS FANERINOIUS appeared!

And now I'm going to feed everyone to my pet dragon. Vore time!



____________________ < the ground


The joke

Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: StormDragon21
I'm a dragon. You can't just feed me to a dragon.



are you part of the dragon kkk or something
What if the dragon is a cannibal?


Dragons are too mighty and pure a species to resort to caniballism.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#2081 Posted: 17:30:11 23/06/2017 | Topic Creator
My mom thought Bismuth was the same thing as Pepto Bismol yesterday. So i was like "no, it's an element on the periodic table that is a crystalline substance lab-grown with melted metals and minerals"

>tfw you actually find and purchase a bismuth sample at the fair the same day
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2082 Posted: 17:53:18 23/06/2017
Flyin' high flyin' low
Over mountains ice and snow
So astray in clouds of fear I fall
In the blink of an eye in a lifetime passing by
Far beyond the universe I know

Tears of a dragon
Diamonds in the night
Be my guide in the light

Dragons are forever
They all stand together
'Cause dragons are forever
The kindom of heaven will burn

Give 'em hell give 'em pain
I'm the fire and the rain
Riders on the giant wings of fate
I am lost in a maze
In a dark and lonely place
Far away an everlasting dream

Tears of a dragon
Diamonds in the night
Be my guide in the light

Dragons are forever
They all stand together
'Cause dragons are forever
The kingdom of heaven will burn

Seven demons of a world afar
Time has come for true believers
Light the sky set the world on fire

Dragons are forever
They all stand together
'Cause dragons are forever
The kingdom of heaven will burn

Wooaaahhhh dragons forever!
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 17:55:07 23/06/2017 by AmbushFan
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5456
#2083 Posted: 17:59:32 23/06/2017
Kayden is an anime protagonist.
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AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2084 Posted: 18:08:34 23/06/2017
Interesting. So is he edible?

Fluffles is getting hungry.
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5631
#2085 Posted: 19:41:14 23/06/2017
Quote: ZapNorris
My mom thought Bismuth was the same thing as Pepto Bismol yesterday. So i was like "no, it's an element on the periodic table that is a crystalline substance lab-grown with melted metals and minerals"

>tfw you actually find and purchase a bismuth sample at the fair the same day


Pepto Bismol is made with bismuth, though.

#randomfactoftheday

#somethingweirdandridiculousheresoZaphasmoreawkwardthingstosay
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#2086 Posted: 19:48:21 23/06/2017 | Topic Creator
Update: we got the crackers
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2087 Posted: 20:05:00 23/06/2017
Yeah? What about that Bubsyerinoius game?

Don't let me down here, Zappyerinoius "Boierinoius" McNorrisinoius. I'm counting on you, although I'm starting to doubt you're going to actually read/sing/scream/etc through all 2500 posts.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#2088 Posted: 20:16:09 23/06/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: AmbushFan
Yeah? What about that Bubsyerinoius game?

Don't let me down here, Zappyerinoius "Boierinoius" McNorrisinoius. I'm counting on you, although I'm starting to doubt you're going to actually read/sing/scream/etc through all 2500 posts.


bubsy doesn't come out until november iirc
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#2089 Posted: 20:23:24 23/06/2017
Diddly Darnit, I've been bamboozled by [whoever made that Bubsyerinoius game]!

Go to the nearest shop which supplies the game and place a preorder ASAP. That way, you can play it as soon as it releases. Or go to a midnight release (unlikely). Or both.
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#2090 Posted: 21:55:06 23/06/2017
AmbushFan you ruined the joke
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