darkSpyro

The Mustard Empire, as well as its emperor, is back. We are numerous and powerful and will not stand for the secession of the Ketchup Kingdom. Show your support of Mustard Power by posting in this thread. Dissenters will be kidnapped and then incinerated with the rest of our garbage.

Emperor_Mustard explain this pic with you standing beside Emperor_Ketchup...




huh?

You mean Senator_Ketchup? He likes to claim he is an Emperor and I tolerate it because he has served me very well over the years. He won the Burger Wars as my general and is very respectful towards me.

If he was your Senator he'd be standing on the opposite side. I do believe it's quite apparent that you two have merged and to be honest with ya that's good cause ketchup and mustard on a hot dog is really really good.

See...

Okay, you got me. We have merged and I am just used to being the only Emperor. Colonel Cheese is another close friend. I may just promote him to general if he keeps up his good work crushing the growing rebellion. If he becomes another emperor, the hot dog will be even better.

Your Mustard Empire may be strong....


BUT NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE MEME EMPIRE!!!

The Mustard Empire is stronger and has more domain than your pathetic meme empire. Even people who don't spend much time online are influenced. We have been around for at least four thousand years and have influence in North and South America, Europe, Asia, and even Africa (and beyond) on Earth and every planet in the known universe. Mustard is more powerful than memes and also more delicious. As internet memes live and die, MUSTARD LIVES FOREVER! Mustard is the path to greatness! As long as there is mustard, there is potential for greatness, especially when paired with ketchup and put on a hotdog and/or a cheeseburger! Even people who spend little time on the internet are blessed by mustard. MUSTARD BLESS MUSTARD!

hmm

nah, gonna have to throw my support behind Chancellor_Mayo. he does well with being paired up to a lot more things than mustard imo.

that said, i will watch your progress and your path to conquest with boundless curiosity, allegiances aside.

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The Mustard Empire is stronger and has more domain than your pathetic meme empire. Even people who don't spend much time online are influenced. We have been around for at least four thousand years and have influence in North and South America, Europe, Asia, and even Africa (and beyond) on Earth and every planet in the known universe. Mustard is more powerful than memes and also more delicious. As internet memes live and die, MUSTARD LIVES FOREVER! Mustard is the path to greatness! As long as there is mustard, there is potential for greatness, especially when paired with ketchup and put on a hotdog and/or a cheeseburger! Even people who spend little time on the internet are blessed by mustard. MUSTARD BLESS MUSTARD!

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Mayo isn't thinking of betraying me, too, is he? Mayo is pretty good in moderation, but it doesn't add as much to a dish as mustard does. Is Governor_Mayo demanding more than the galaxy hyper-cluster he already controls? I sure hope not, for he is treated even better than most condomentites. He has a septillion planets under his control, which is more than any other governor.

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Mayo isn't thinking of betraying me, too, is he? Mayo is pretty good in moderation, but it doesn't add as much to a dish as mustard does. Is Governor_Mayo demanding more than the galaxy hyper-cluster he already controls? I sure hope not, for he is treated even better than most condomentites. He has a septillion planets under his control, which is more than any other governor.

*runs in*

Emperor_Mustard, I found evidence that Emperor_Mayo has joined forces with you and Emperor_Ketchup. Take a look at this pic:


Yay! ^.^

My memory has been faulty recently, for the Mustard Empire has gotten so large that I have had to divide my power to maintain government stability. First, I promoted Ketchup, my best friend, then I promoted Mayo, another close friend. They both have been extremely helpful over the years. I already told you about the burger wars and Emperor_Ketchup. Mayo was the director of the Mustardly Food Administration, the most important of all of our administrations. It ensures that all foods sold in the Mustard Empire are of sufficient quality. It ensures that foods that are practically universally hated or poisoned cannot be served. He had good taste, so I promoted him to governor and eventually to Emperor.

Your wealthy foreign relative, Grey Poupon, has been causing havoc among the upper class. Here's video evidence:





What are your plans to keep this guy in line?

My grey cousin is a great guy and everyone wants to hang out with him, but sometimes he drinks too much wine and causes scenes like that. I will need to prevent him from getting drunk somehow. I think I will give him a body guard to ensure he doesn't cause scenes like that again. Thanks for bringing this to my attention!