darkSpyro

I made this thread to tell you guys about how I put empty cups back in the fridge.

I spit on the floor one time in kindergarten and got in trouble!!!!

I remember one time one of my older cousins was annoying me (as usual), so I threw a tree branch at him.

i used to be super aggressive when i was a kid and sometimes i smacked some of my male friends

One time in second grade or so one of my friends was making me really mad because she was on the swing and kept chanting about how I couldn't get her. I grabbed the chain of the swing and she fell to the ground and cried (although tbf she cried at everything). I ran away to try to avoid getting in trouble but naturally that failed. It was a huge deal at the time but funny to me now

I stole a small piece of chain from either an IKEA or Home Depo and I felt really guilty about it so I threw it away in a Burger King trash can

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i used to be super aggressive when i was a kid and sometimes i smacked some of my male friends

That's hot.

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In middle school, I kissed a girl on the cheek without her consent because I was kinda stupid at that time.

One time in elementary one of my friends was trying to make a point about how easily bent the silverware in the cafeteria was. He broke the top of a spoon off and was horrified. He thought he was going to get in trouble but left the broken spoon on the tray when he returned it.

One time in Kindergarten, I half ass punched a kid named Lance out of nowhere. I did it because I didn't like him for some reason. I got in trouble for it in spite of the fact that it was so half assed that he didn't give a ****. Only the teacher and whoever told on me really cared.

In like year 2 I told a kid to shut up cause he wouldn't stop talking about Power Rangers and he told on me to the teacher and got me in trouble. I mean it was pretty mild but I was a very quiet and well behaved kid so I was terrified at the time.

If I still counted as a child last year and/or a few weeks ago...
I threw a clipboard at someone last year which broke and cut him (I felt so satisfied at that moment he's a jerk) and I broke my friends glasses and somehow cut her face with my lunchbag a few weeks ago.

i went to the nurse in kindergarten without telling my teacher and i got in trouble!!!!!!!!

in preschool my friend and i were playing tag and he hurt himself and had to be taken to the nurse. i then kept shouting taunts as him as he was being escorted to the office while crying. i think i didn't realize that he was actually hurt.

Punched a hole in a wall. >.>

One time I flipped off one of my teachers when she was looking in my direction. And I got away with it!

I bathe my cat.

i stole my dad's car keys once for no reason other than he was looking for them and i wanted to prolong said search

i'm not sure what preteen me hoped to accomplish

• I would go around putting nails, sticking up behind peoples tires, so when they backed out, the tire would pop.
  


• I put plastic wrap on public toilets.
  


• One time this dude was in an outhouse, so I ran around it with duct tape and trapped him inside, then my buddy pushed it over.
  

One time in what I think was first or second grade, my classmates started beating up a kid nobody liked during recess. Figuring that it was a good opportunity to get even with him, I took over. He was crying like a baby and the kids that were watching got bored and walked away after a few minutes.

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One time in what I think was first or second grade, my classmates started beating up a kid nobody liked during recess. Figuring that it was a good opportunity to get even with him, I took over. He was crying like a baby and the kids that were watching got bored and walked away after a few minutes.

you never told me this one

My now passed in-law uncle had his head spit on from a story above by yours truly. Had me laughing in uncomfortable bliss that he never noticed.

Crawled under a very long ballroom table with friends and my sis and rearranged everyone's bags.

Antagonized my cats 24/7. I treat animals as my children now.