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How does one seduce a toaster?
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#1 Posted: 04:35:09 12/05/2017 | Topic Creator
Ya know, a toaster. A machine that can toast bread. I'm asking for a friend...

I swear I'm asking for a friend!!!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#2 Posted: 04:35:55 12/05/2017
get in the tub with it
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9349
#3 Posted: 04:37:03 12/05/2017
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abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#4 Posted: 05:13:28 12/05/2017 | Topic Creator
^ That's a good toaster
O///O
Crystal Dragon Diamond Sparx Gems: 8850
#5 Posted: 05:58:55 12/05/2017
u stick things in it obvs
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#6 Posted: 07:33:28 12/05/2017
Topic made me think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kQDNLkT3c

Although the flower was actually very unsuccessful at seducing the toaster.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 07:35:04 12/05/2017 by Muffin Man
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#7 Posted: 09:11:51 12/05/2017
Offer them sexy buns to it.
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#8 Posted: 10:34:53 12/05/2017
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Sorry, I had to post it.
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#9 Posted: 11:29:12 12/05/2017
Uhhh

I don't know
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4397
#10 Posted: 14:29:12 12/05/2017
Ask if it wants to toast your muffin.
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#11 Posted: 16:56:41 12/05/2017
Say "all toasters toast toast". The toaster will then toast you entirely.
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KeybasHedKey Ripto Gems: 1862
#12 Posted: 19:16:51 12/05/2017
put some toast.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#13 Posted: 04:10:09 14/05/2017
Be bold.

Stick your toast right into it.

Just stuck it right on in there...
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Bryman04 Gold Sparx Gems: 2116
#14 Posted: 16:37:40 14/05/2017
These innuendos make my loaf stiff and hard.
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5842
#15 Posted: 18:36:21 14/05/2017
Quote: Drawdler
I just realised these innuendos are hilarious considering toasters make bread more hard and dry


That raises the question...how do you safely lubricate a toaster?
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#16 Posted: 19:35:47 14/05/2017
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Just an anagram of toaster but it's the best I got
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#17 Posted: 03:43:57 15/05/2017
put ur dick in it
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#18 Posted: 03:49:55 15/05/2017
Simple it talks smashing with a hammer
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#19 Posted: 15:07:21 15/05/2017
How to seduce a toaster:
1. Approach toaster.
2. Get real close to toaster.
3. Caress toaster's face.
4. Whisper in toaster's ears, "All toasters toast toast."
5. Insert bread into toaster and make toast.
Congratulations, you have seduced a toaster
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:08:21 15/05/2017 by Chompy-King257
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5589
#20 Posted: 21:18:45 15/05/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
How to seduce a toaster:
1. Approach toaster.
2. Get real close to toaster.
3. Caress toaster's face.
4. Whisper in toaster's ears, "All toasters toast toast."
5. Insert bread into toaster and make toast.
Congratulations, you have seduced a toaster


Does this method work with bagels?
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#21 Posted: 21:40:01 15/05/2017
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Quote: Chompy-King257
How to seduce a toaster:
1. Approach toaster.
2. Get real close to toaster.
3. Caress toaster's face.
4. Whisper in toaster's ears, "All toasters toast toast."
5. Insert bread into toaster and make toast.
Congratulations, you have seduced a toaster


Does this method work with bagels?


no only toasters
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5589
#22 Posted: 22:07:40 15/05/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Quote: Chompy-King257
How to seduce a toaster:
1. Approach toaster.
2. Get real close to toaster.
3. Caress toaster's face.
4. Whisper in toaster's ears, "All toasters toast toast."
5. Insert bread into toaster and make toast.
Congratulations, you have seduced a toaster


Does this method work with bagels?


no only toasters


I meant can you seduce the toaster with bagels instead of bread?
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Soon.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#23 Posted: 22:12:09 15/05/2017
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: emeraldzoroark


Does this method work with bagels?


no only toasters


I meant can you seduce the toaster with bagels instead of bread?


maybe
depends on the preference of the toaster
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Bryman04 Gold Sparx Gems: 2116
#24 Posted: 23:23:25 15/05/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Quote: Chompy-King257


no only toasters


I meant can you seduce the toaster with bagels instead of bread?


maybe
depends on the preference of the toaster


how does your toaster sexually identify?
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#25 Posted: 00:00:35 16/05/2017
Quote: Bryman04
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: emeraldzoroark


I meant can you seduce the toaster with bagels instead of bread?


maybe
depends on the preference of the toaster


how does your toaster sexually identify?


mine only takes bread
she's breadsexual
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:01:14 16/05/2017 by Chompy-King257
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#26 Posted: 00:12:38 09/06/2017
Have you tried toasting two top hamburger buns?
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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5589
#27 Posted: 00:49:38 10/06/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Quote: Chompy-King257


no only toasters


I meant can you seduce the toaster with bagels instead of bread?


maybe
depends on the preference of the toaster



ok i tried to use bagels instead of bread for the toaster. i go up close to whisper to it and, no joke, i hear burning. naturally i step away from it, but nothing happens. so no, you cannot seduce a toaster with bagels.
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Soon.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#28 Posted: 00:52:31 10/06/2017
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Quote: Chompy-King257
Quote: emeraldzoroark


I meant can you seduce the toaster with bagels instead of bread?


maybe
depends on the preference of the toaster



ok i tried to use bagels instead of bread for the toaster. i go up close to whisper to it and, no joke, i hear burning. naturally i step away from it, but nothing happens. so no, you cannot seduce a toaster with bagels.


see, i told you
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Wishblade Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#29 Posted: 03:21:53 10/06/2017
Plug it in, polish it, and tease it with an eggo.
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