darkSpyro

because the other one got purged

I was at target, and they had this Bill Cipher plush i thought was like 10 bucks. I check the price and it's 29.99. Dream ends with me throwing the damn thing in somebody's cart

I had a dream where I essentially tried to delete the Internet history of the entire universe but I failed and broke reality. So I had to try and fix it even though I didn't know how so I ended up constantly dieing and being born in different places in the universe. But I wake up when I get to the centre of the universe :c

I had a dream that i was swimming in champagne, and then i woke up with a hangover :'(

The other day I dreamed Skylanders Academy was leaked like Orange is the New Black and I was furiously mashing the screnshot button for hours :I My dreams are weird and don't make up their mind if they want to be mundane or crazy.

I went to this huge hospital place and they had statues of Godzilla in the lobby. Then I was suddenly in a restaurant with my mom and my best friend, and I had a delicious-looking steak in front of me. But I was crying because it was the steak was so sugary I couldn't eat it (I'm actually a type 1 diabetic irl so I guess that's why), so I went into the bathroom and I cried some more but when I came back my best friend ate the steak and ordered me something else, which was like a huge chunk of pineapple with a bunch of sliced tomatoes on it. I ate it all, but then my friend said "wot in tarnation" and I woke up.

I had a dream I had to escape a cult to get home and work on an english assignment. Apparently failing the assignment created more panic than being trapped by a cult, as I woke up still thinking I needed to do it. Plot twist: I haven't been in school for over a year now.

I had one where there was a Pokémon Direct and everyone thought they were gonna reveal the next Pokémon games, but they ended up just revealing some gen 4 spinoff game. This did however fuel the idea of the next Pokémon games being D/P remakes.

My house was invaded by red centipede-like things that killed you if they latched on to you for too long. I saw them on my friend's back and suddenly we were all in full panic mode trying to get them off.

Everyone spoke sillese, a language that is a mix between Hungarian and Japanese, but I could only speak French (I don't even know any french). So that was for a day in my dream.

The club I'm in for school plays had its first meeting that year. While we waited, we grabbed these lone sodas and Red Bulls. We all got in trouble for stealing the drinks so everyone had to go down and talk about it. I even took a Coke from a friend there. Meanwhile, my relationship with a random girl from real life was blossoming. It really felt like we were in love. We held hands, traded jokey insults and I even picked her up at one point and gave her a big ol kiss. I was so mad when I woke up, dudes...

My dreams are so weird and disjointed. There was even a "stage fright" joke with someone peeing in the restroom while also talking to someone else. But, that last part. That was so magical!

I was desperately trying to get the role of young Princess Leia in an upcoming Star Wars film. Apparently the best method to achieve this was to stalk Mark Hamill at the mall.

How do you people actually remember your dreams? Because I sure as hell can't. XP

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How do you people actually remember your dreams? Because I sure as hell can't. XP

Write it down as soon as you wake up so you can remember it better. I was the same way till I started doing it.

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How do you people actually remember your dreams? Because I sure as hell can't. XP

Write it down as soon as you wake up so you can remember it better. I was the same way till I started doing it.

But waking up for me is like coming out from under anesthesia. I don't remember how I even fell asleep in the first place. XD

I dreamed Blaster-Tron had a sword and came to out school during health class and murdered our teacher.

We killed him with cookies filled with pills

This was in 2014, and I still remember it.

I dreamed I was Mitsuha, and touched her bewbs.

I had a dream that ZapNorris threatened to kill me because he got overly defensive about his mom on Mother's Day. Someone said something pretty nasty about her, but Zap kinda went overboard and several users tried to calm him down. It ended when he typed in "I'll kill every single last one of you! I will avenge my mom's dignity." before I signed off slightly terrified for my life

Then I woke up (in the dream) and was pissed that Zap hadn't been Ripto'd so I was in the middle of typing an angry post to the mods before my alarm woke me up.

Also, I just remembered a small dream I had about The Drunken Peasants making cameos in The Walking Dead.

i was Clint from Lazy Game Reviews and my elderly next door neighbor kept inviting me to an orgy between a couple of young girls and his other elderly friend, i was very disturbed and i made a vlog about it.

i had this dream that i woke up with a HUGE, BLUE AFRO and my mom didnt even notice the large afro but at school i was like a superstar then we just all showed up at this canyon and there was this pokemon battle and i had this onix and i think i like barely won


although bug types are my favorite

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^ This is officially how I imagine you now

fit: funky
afro: blue
onix: out


i am forcibly removed from the fitness gym

I also had a dream where I was in the point of view of two guys jumping across a lake like jesus from something.

Then at the end, one of the guys was pulled into the water

That one dream when Camilla was a an Spider/Human Hybrid it was weird and creepy. I should stop playing Fire Emblem Fates for a while it's giving me weird dreams like the one with Silas dying and i was shocked to see him die.

I had a dream where me and my gran visited every country in Europe but my gran offended every country so she got arrested everywhere so I had to go back to England on my own. When I got to England I found out that my family had moved to japan. I finally found a flight that first stops at Rome then to Osaka, I figured that's the best I could get. The plane I got on looked like a green steam-engine and exploded almost as soon as we took off. I somehow survived and walked back inside as if nothing happened. I convinced an employee to take me in their personal plane that also happened to look like a green steam-engine but they ditched me in Malta where I found another green steam-engine and used it to fly to Osaka which looked suspiciously like Tokyo. Either way I met with my mum at the Eiffel Tower and woke up.

Wait.....why am I suddenly at the edge of a crater?

I dreamed I was playing a Sonic game that the plot revolved around betting mixed with Unleashed's plot. I remember something ended horribly wrong during a bet involving Dark Gaia or something.

I also dreamed Bifrost was swearing in Portuguese in her posts for some reason.

I don't even swear too hard in portuguese, it just sounds dirty compared to nice english swears

Either way, today I dreamed that the bus driver started arguing with me even if he magically appeared almost an hour before schedule and I missed an appointment with a teacher. Then a few seconds later I was talking to the teacher anyway???
And for some reason, when I went to browse the forums, MurgoUrth was banned. Absolutely no rhyme or reason, I don't think anyone was even talking about it, but the YK thread was just a sea of avatar-less posts.

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I don't even swear too hard in portuguese, it just sounds dirty compared to nice english swears

I like to mix booth sometimes. Everything goes well with "****ing".

i had a dream i was trying to get into seaworld but they wouldnt let me in

i had a dream where i got a switch from target. i wish

I was looking out the window of this really top building down on the farm which in real life is across from my house. There was this dog running around in the fields and he was sliding around on his giant back paws he had and he kept slamming into the fence and then doing it again. I was laughing until the dog flipped over the fence and into the street, but then he just went back into the field to keep on sliding.

some guy trapped me in some kind of nightmare world of his own creation and there were meaty tentacles following me around constantly

I became a mad scientist and cloned this one kid I went to middle school with. I made the first human clone, who was exactly like the kid but he had paper-white hair instead of the original's blonde/brown.

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I became a millionaire selling pineapples and oranges. And I used the money to. Uh. Get people with pretty hands to be available to me. Yeah. ...

The pineapples grew on trees though which is totally inaccurate. Did you know pineapples actually grow on bushes?

but damn pineapple lore is weird

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Did you also know? Pineapples used to be a sign of wealth.

no wonder spongebob made so much money for nick

at least the first three seasons did

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I became a millionaire selling pineapples and oranges. And I used the money to. Uh. Get people with pretty hands to be available to me. Yeah. ...

The pineapples grew on trees though which is totally inaccurate. Did you know pineapples actually grow on bushes?

but damn pineapple lore is weird

drawdler in one clip

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Quote: Drawdler

I became a millionaire selling pineapples and oranges. And I used the money to. Uh. Get people with pretty hands to be available to me. Yeah. ...

The pineapples grew on trees though which is totally inaccurate. Did you know pineapples actually grow on bushes?

but damn pineapple lore is weird

drawdler in one clip

my parents explicitly remember animaniacs and pinky & the brain. might sit down and watch those sometime.

also RIP prince still