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The questions I have for the Disney Timeline (Descendants)
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#1 Posted: 02:01:31 29/04/2017 | Topic Creator
Descendants, aka the "Look how many references to older Disney stuff" movie.

1. Who did Maleficent sleep with? (Possibly magic made child?)
2. Who did the Evil Queen from Snow White sleep with?
3. Who did Jafar sleep with? (And uh he got turned into a genie, which begs the question if a future "master" wished for something dirty. Oh and he appears to be human again so guess somebody was nice enough to release him from his power)
4. Who did Cruella De Vill sleep with?
5. Who did Dopey sleep with?!

Bonus questions (Warning contains VKs from the sequel that have been spoiled)
1. Who did
Ursula
sleep with?
2. Who did
Gaston
sleep with?
3. Who did
Captain Hook
sleep with?


Disney Descendants, aka the single parent festival.
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:02:48 29/04/2017 by Windumup
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#2 Posted: 02:12:32 29/04/2017
helix
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#3 Posted: 02:14:36 29/04/2017
helix
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#4 Posted: 02:15:26 29/04/2017
helix
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 10734
#5 Posted: 02:15:39 29/04/2017
helix
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Twinkies and 2hus
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#6 Posted: 02:16:07 29/04/2017
helix
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 10734
#7 Posted: 02:16:18 29/04/2017
helix
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Twinkies and 2hus
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#8 Posted: 02:16:26 29/04/2017
helix
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#9 Posted: 02:19:22 29/04/2017
helix
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#10 Posted: 02:19:31 29/04/2017
helix
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#11 Posted: 02:20:16 29/04/2017
helix
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 10734
#12 Posted: 02:20:40 29/04/2017
helix
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Twinkies and 2hus
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#13 Posted: 02:21:29 29/04/2017 | Topic Creator
serious though, any theories?
I say the mother of Dopey's son is SNOW WHITE!
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
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#14 Posted: 02:21:35 29/04/2017
helix
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#15 Posted: 02:22:24 29/04/2017
helix
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Twinkies and 2hus
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#16 Posted: 02:22:33 29/04/2017
helix
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#17 Posted: 02:22:49 29/04/2017
helix
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#18 Posted: 02:22:57 29/04/2017
helix
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 10734
#19 Posted: 02:23:01 29/04/2017
helix
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Twinkies and 2hus
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#20 Posted: 02:23:33 29/04/2017
helix
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#21 Posted: 02:23:43 29/04/2017
dome.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 10734
#22 Posted: 02:24:39 29/04/2017
helix
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Twinkies and 2hus
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#23 Posted: 02:26:18 29/04/2017
helix
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#24 Posted: 02:26:22 29/04/2017
helix
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#25 Posted: 02:26:28 29/04/2017 | Topic Creator
Helix
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
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#26 Posted: 02:27:22 29/04/2017
they had a big orgy ok
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#27 Posted: 02:27:24 29/04/2017
helix
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#28 Posted: 02:27:56 29/04/2017
windumup joined in

well we had a good run guys

i guess the only thing to figure out now is.....Who my dad is ;-;
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
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#29 Posted: 02:28:00 29/04/2017
Quote: Carmelita Fox
they had a big orgy ok



with helix
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5582
#30 Posted: 02:28:13 29/04/2017
root xd
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BREATHE AIR.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#31 Posted: 02:29:06 29/04/2017
Quote: Lunarz
windumup joined in

well we had a good run guys

i guess the only thing to figure out now is.....Who my dad is ;-;



quick, migrate the helix copypasta to another topic
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#32 Posted: 02:29:53 29/04/2017
Descendents is noncanonical btw
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#33 Posted: 02:32:48 29/04/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Descendents is noncanonical btw



helix is canonical
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#34 Posted: 02:40:04 29/04/2017
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Descendents is noncanonical btw



helix is canonical



Zap, say that again, and I will destroy you.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#35 Posted: 02:40:25 29/04/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Descendents is noncanonical btw



helix is canonical



Zap, say that again, and I will destroy you.


helix is canonical
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#36 Posted: 02:42:17 29/04/2017
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: ZapNorris



helix is canonical



Zap, say that again, and I will destroy you.


helix is canonical


It's ok if you say it, lunarz. *pats your back* You don't know better.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#37 Posted: 03:32:29 29/04/2017
Descendants ****s all over Disney canon to begin with and ends up with plot holes galore. Those questions will remain forever unanswered.

If you want to enjoy the franchise, you have to just assume any child who doesn't have both parents expressly stated or obvious ala Chad, Lonnie, Audrey, & Ben just doesn't have that other parent and that parent should just be forgotten about.
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 03:39:19 29/04/2017 by Seiki
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#38 Posted: 03:46:45 29/04/2017
midichlorians
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#39 Posted: 03:48:04 29/04/2017
Quote: Big Green
midichlorians



i thought you'd posted this in the drama topic and i was about to tell you to get the **** out
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#40 Posted: 04:09:28 29/04/2017
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Big Green
midichlorians



i thought you'd posted this in the drama topic and i was about to tell you to get the **** out


i think it would work there too
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#41 Posted: 04:21:53 29/04/2017
eagle
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#42 Posted: 05:04:22 29/04/2017
Quote: StriderSwag
eagle



eaglelix
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#43 Posted: 05:09:45 29/04/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: HeyitsHotDog



Zap, say that again, and I will destroy you.


helix is canonical


It's ok if you say it, lunarz. *pats your back* You don't know better.



helix is canonical
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