darkSpyro

Your phone explodes!

For world peace

but what would be the point of medicine advancement if there's no war? :3

I wish to go forward 100 years, not aging one bit.

Ok, say goodbye to all your family and friends.

I wish I was 5.5 inches taller.

Granted, you are now 5.5 inches taller than a pencil.

I wish that I could write my story that I have planned.

Granted, but after finishing it anything you have it recorded in mysteriously disappears.


I wish the official Golden Queen figure had more game-accurate colors.

Wish granted, but the new version only gets 100 copies.

I wish that I could get the Nintendo Switch.

Granted, you get a switch from a broken NES.

I wish I still had my SNES.

Wish granted, but it's the broken one that you got the switch that you gave to me from.

I wish for the ability to fly.

Granted, but you didn't specify a safe size. Hopefully the kittens will do well without any parents.

I wish the Bayonetta amiibo arrived on my doorstep.

Granted! But the NFC tag doesn't work.

I wish I had ALL THE MONEY!

Wish granted, everyone steals it from you

I wish for all evil people to leave this planet.

Granted, but remember that kid that you laughed at, he thinks your evil


I wish I could kill people without ever getting in trouble or feeling the guilt

you would, but at some point somebody's gonna kill you.

i wish i had money.

Granted, you have $10000, right there in your bank account, in bright red text.

I wish to be 5.5 inches taller than my current height

Quote: emeraldzoroark

Ok, say goodbye to all your family and friends.

messed up, but eh, it was bound to happen

Quote: emeraldzoroark

Granted, you have $10000, right there in your bank account, in bright red text.

....how is that a bad corruption?

Anyway, your wish is granted, but then the wish recurs until your head reaches outer space and you die of suffocation.....and thus fall down and cause an unnatural earthquake.

Anyway, I wish to be a wizard.

Granted, but all you can do is turn invisible when no one is looking.

Also the bank account thing, red is commonly associated with debt. Should have been more clear, so I apologize for that.

I wish to be exactly 5.5 inches taller than my current height, and the wish won't constantly repeat until I die, or alter my height in any way before the wish.

Granted, but your height will change ten seconds AFTER the wish.

I wish for a Shiny Mew.

Granted, but it instantly corrupts whatever game it is in to render them unplayable.

I wish for a kite.

Granted, but your kite, is your least favourite colour! :0 THE HORROR

I wish Reality was shattered... Including me... and you.... and everybody died!

Granted, but people are not affected due to being invincible.

I wish I was a Yoshi.

Granted, but then Mario ditches you in a pit for an extra jump.

I wish I lived in the alternate universe where Trump lost.

Granted, but the president was somehow worse.

Also I don't really hate any colour in particular, so I'm gonna see if there's another curse out there for my kite.

Nothing to corrupt...

I wish I had a Shiny Mew which didn't corrupt any of my games in any way.

Granted, but it kills your family.

I wish for a kite.

(That was my wish for post 1423, I should have been more specific. My bad.

Granted but it doesn't work.


I wish to be an immortal.

Granted, but you outlive all of your friends and family. Also you still feel the effects of age.

I wish for a functioning kite.

Granted. You now live on the Moon.

I wish for many thing, most of them cannot be granted. But mostly for somebody to be creative with corrupting this wish.

granted, but i am not creative.

i wish for eyes on the back of my head

Granted, your neck twists 180 degrees around so technically it's the back.

I wish for infinite non-corruptable wishes.

Wish granted, but your breaking of the rules causes the multiverse to collapse on itself.

I wish I could eat my microwave food without burning my tongue.

Granted, but the food is still cold in the center because I'm being so original.

Ok, infinite non-corruptable wishes, that won't cause the multiverse to be destroyed.

Trust me, you'll end up corrupting yourself with self-beneficial wishes that would dispel doom onto others...intentionally

I wish streaming osu! via YouTube wouldn't give me so many goddamn copyright blocks.

granted, but there are 30 second unskibable adverts every 2 minutes

i could sing

Quote: Jaggedstar

granted, but there are 30 second unskibable

#whenTheCorruptionBecomesCorrupt

Your wish had a corrupted delivery though, so it never arrived. Technically, you can still sing, but it's the same sucky voice you had in the first place.

I wish I can....

Granted, but smart phones are fragile and you immediately drop your phone and it shatters.

I wish for endless bees

Granted, but they all of a sudden you develop an allergy (if you didn't already have one) and they all sting you.

I wish to live on Mars

No one else is there and you live out the rest of your (very limited) days in complete darkness with no food, atmosphere, or human interaction before dying completely forgotten.

I wish for endless weed

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Granted, but smart phones are fragile and you immediately drop your phone and it shatters.

Tf does this have to do with ****ing her right in the ****y?

Oh, and btw, you die not even right before your first dozen bags of it.

(well since DS D didnt post a wish,) 84skylander dude, you now have tons of dandelions in your yard. I dont know hwy everyone thinks theyre weeds since they arent even that ugly and you can even eat the leaves apparently

I wish for a better playstation controller..

Granted - you are given a wired PS1 controller

I wish to like vegetables

Granted, you're now married to a potato.

I wish for Dank Memes and Crushed Dreams.
(I swear, I won't make another post like this, but the rhyme was too good to ignore.)

Your memes are normie memes and your dreams are mashed, not crushed

I wish for this controller for my PS4:

Wish granted

The controller doesn't work

I wish the sonic fanbase actually appreciated sonic

The fan base appreciates him too much and tries to kill anyone who says he isn't the great fictional character of all time

I wish that my wishes never get corrupted

Wish granted But everything else becomes corrupt

I wish that everybody was smart enough to know basic knowledge

you are too tall to the point where the air is too thin for you to breathe and you become a very tall corpse that will fit in neither a coffin or incinerator

i wish i lived with drawdler

Granted - you don't have internet connection and hubs you buy can't find any

I wish for things to be good today

Granted, everything sucks for the rest of your life afterwards

I wish for a kite