darkSpyro

Title.

*My cat is ticklish behind the ears.
*My cat's bed is a wooden crate full of old blankets
*Some of my cat's beans are pink and some of them are black
*My cat sleeps for the majority of the day
*If I ever have my phone or the TV on, my cat will sit/lay down in front of it and just stare at the screen dead still as long as it's on
*My cat looks like he's wearing white socks
*He snores kinda of loudly when he sleeps
*He's chubby
*I have about 50+ nicknames for him, which include but are not limited to: Fat head, Fatman, Buddha, El Guapo, Meat head, and Baby Thug (my personal favorite one)

Mine's dead...

She has Pica.

even people who don't like spiders like Hagrid's name

Vlad's full name is "Vladmir Putin Donald (last name)"

When Samantha was a smol chicken, she would get into people's breasts for warmth. She would also stand on your shoulder

When we got Ruby, we thought he was a girl. When we found out he was a guy, my mom was like "screw it we're keeping the name" so his name is ruby and he's this huge loving boy

Murray is a 100 percent certified extra thicc boi

My kitty is secrely a raccoon - when she puffs up her tail she looks exactly like one, and she's waaay too dexterous with her paws. She also has three beds(the crate, a box with blankets, and a sofa spot) because her favorite alone play is jumping like a madman around her room.

My doggo is crazy afraid of me, no idea why. She always bows when I get close when she's aiming for the roomates' faces to lick, and if I scold her or do something as small as flicking her nose/backside to behave, she runs away or relieves herself on accident. I frequently do excercises with her to make her cope with submissive behavior but it's really just me, maybe because my voice is higher pitched than the others.

My Chihuahua is the babiest of Rubys and Rubyiest of Babies. When in bed, she needs to be touching me. She is insane for me as well. I can be gone for 20 minutes and when I come back its her literally leaping at me with happiness.


Daisy, on the other hand, doesn't leap because she's a big ol' Labrador. She's wondefully sweet and I love her so much, same goea for Ruby.

Dogs are so amazing, legit God's greatest gift to us.

My cat likes to eat really fast and then throw it all up later

my cat is a king
he will run up trees and chase insects like a kitten but sleeps for 18 hours a day like the old cat he is (he's only 11 tbf)
my fish are named Homer and Marge. Marge is the bigger one
my dog is scared of my cat
my hamster is named Kenny after the South Park character
Kenny likes to chew the bars of his cage all night every goddamn night

Quote: Drawdler

Quote:

When we got Ruby, we thought he was a girl. When we found out he was a guy, my mom was like "screw it we're keeping the name" so his name is ruby and he's this huge loving boy

Ruby... Rhod??

sure.

My old rabbit for some reason likes to move his litter box to the center of his cage and then put all his toys in it, and then **** in the corners of his cage. This is a recent development and he was not like this for the majority of his life

My young one loves being petted on his head and cheeks, and also eats everything. He ate a giant hole in the front of his litter box and somehow has been reaching out of his cage and chewing on the windowsill. Also he wants to **** my sister's hand

Quote: Chompy-King257

Title.

*My cat is ticklish behind the ears.
*My cat's bed is a wooden crate full of old blankets
*Some of my cat's beans are pink and some of them are black
*My cat sleeps for the majority of the day
*If I ever have my phone or the TV on, my cat will sit/lay down in front of it and just stare at the screen dead still as long as it's on
*My cat looks like he's wearing white socks
*He snores kinda of loudly when he sleeps
*He's chubby
*I have about 50+ nicknames for him, which include but are not limited to: Fat head, Fatman, Buddha, El Guapo, Meat head, and Baby Thug (my personal favorite one)

A wild Alydol appeared

"I know you can do it fat head!"

Alydol used eat.

It was not very effective.

Buddha was paralyzed.

Meat head used bite.

It wasn't very effective...

Alydol flinched and couldn't move.

El Guapo used bite.

Alydol flinched and couldn't move.

Chompy-King257 threw a pokeball.

Alydol was caught.

Fatman patted himself on the back.

Alydol's data was added to the pokedex.

Alydol

Parrot Pokémon
Flying Grass

Would you like to name this Pokémon?

No.

What? Baby Thug is evolving?

Fat Head has become a lynx.

oldest cat: precious bby

youngest cat: satan