darkSpyro

I was rifting rotten egg breaths for a good chunk of the day but all it took was a small glass of baking soda mixed in with water to help. I'm still burping away but as long as I don't eat for a while, I might be great.

be careful

I have an update tonight. The baking soda stopped the egg breath temporarily and it got bad again. I though having an orange and flat 7-Up would help but they only made things worse.

I was stuck between wanting to crap and vomit. It was until my parents got home, I begged my dad to go up to granny's house for more baking soda. The second round did the trick as it got me vomiting out a good of the Supervalu-branded Bran Flakes.

Until tonight, it was Hell. I couldn't do much work or go to mass due the constant rotten egg burps and sitting and lying down would build up so much of that awful taste in my mouth.

I'm so happy it's all over now. I'll take light breakfast in the morning, go easy on the chocolate and whenever I'm finished with university after May, I'm joining the gym again to keep my digestive system flowing and shrink this fat stomach of mine.

drink the entire baking soda straight up or youre a pussy

Make sure nothing blows up and you'll be fine.

wow, what a story steve.

true drink bleach with baking soda that usually works

lunarz kill yourself you little *****

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Let's not tell people to go kill themselves, okay?

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lunarz kill yourself you little *****

Aw man this was so much funnier when I read it the first time and thought Lunarz was talking to StevemacQ