darkSpyro

If you could make one, very last post on this forum, as in this whole forum. On darkspyro.net... What would your last post be? And where would you post it?

How would go out? With that bang, or a bow and quiet step away? An image, a video, to remember you by, maybe a large wall of text telling of your experience here. Or possibly just that last joke to try and top off all of the jokes.

Also along with the circumstances is that it would be a post you cannot edit once made, so it will be your final and last post, your final text, image, video. However you intend to go out.

Also if it'd be too personal, you don't have to put it all up, just give us a general idea of what it would be about.


For those wondering, this is my very last post here... My very last words to my very last question to all of you how you will all be going...

Goodbye... Everyone.
ᴵ'ᵐ ᵏᶦᵈᵈᶦᶰᵍ, ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵐʸ ᶫᵃˢᵗ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦᶰᵉ ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ⋅


Edit: For those wondering, the situation could be any, from a ripto, to leaving, to something like if dark52 was going to close the site and told everyone "put your last post up". To clarify better, it's whatever you would think it would be realistically anyways.

i'd do a text wall, end it with NSFW furry art to seal my fate

I'd probably do something really stupid, and then post how I'm leaving with a lot of stupid quotes I like shoehorned in it.

Probably something emotional about how much I appreciated my time here and the people here. Even if I didn't got too close with that many people I still enjoy seeing people just talk and be themselves. I don't know how I stand with others but no matter what people's opinion is of me, I can guarantee that I'm happy I got to meet them and wish nothing for the best for them. I'd want to say so many things but wouldn't find the words for it. Just a bunch of Thank Yous. This account has been here since 2009. I was like 14 years old. I'm 22 now.

I have been pretty rough in the past and even now I understand I can make people roll their eyes. I can explain that. In the past I was a child and thought I was smart. As for now, well I just like to be this way. Is fun for me. My sense of humor isn't great and I can say some pretty embarrassing things. But I don't really mind sharing my weird behaviors and do my best to restrain myself as I know the forum has a -18 crowd.

i think this is the longest social site i'm in. it would've been club penguin if i logged in sometime this year but my account got banned for inactivity so rip.

but yeah, just a big message hoping to make people feel proud and happy of themselves. and if u know me u know i wouldn't lie in the post so those feel good messages aren't just buttered up. is what i honestly think.

Link (L): Gee, it sure is boring around here.
The King (K): My boy. This peace is what all warriors strive for.
L: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: Your majesty. Ganon [gænʌn] and his minions have seized the islands of Koridai [kɔɹɪdaɪ̯].
K: Hmm... How can we help?
G: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
L: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
G: There is no time; your sword is enough.
L: How about a kiss... For luck?
Zelda (Z): You've got to be kidding.
G: Squadila! [squa.dɪ.la] We're off!
L: Wow! What are all those heads?
G: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
L: I guess I better get going.
G: Here! ...Is the map. Where do you wish to go?
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Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
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Morshu: Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you a little... Mmm. Richer!
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Frozen women: Help! Ganon froze the fountain; I'm stuck!
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FW: Here, have some Water of Life.
L: (Gulp, gulp, gulp!)
FW: My, you're thirsty! Oh my goodness!
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Fisherman: Biggest crab I ever caught. Heh-heh!
L: It's a Goma!
Fisherman: Yeah, pretty good. Here!
L: Thanks!
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Fisherman: Keep going, boy. You're doing real well. Once you get rid of Ganon, we can get back to fishing.
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Fish Lady: Dairas [daɪras] came straight from the crater 'ill I boarded the vent. Used a skull for a latch and not one Dairas figured it out.
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Ipo: I am the reader Ipo [aɪ.poʊ]. If you bring me the book of Koridai, I will gladly read the secret verse.
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Fat (seductive) woman: You're not afraid of dragons. Are you?
L: (Gulp.) Of course not.
Fat woman: Then get my necklace back from Gleeok [gli.ɑk]. Okay? Pretty please?
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Old (yellow coat) man: It's [dɛθs] mighty dark with all the evil about. Keep this lantern full. It will light your way.
L: Thanks!
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Old man: Not many left, Link. There's Druick [druɪ̩k] 'round the side of Glutko [glʌt.goʊ]. Aye.
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G: Look! What has happened!
Ganon: In the darkest nightmare hour, when the moon nor sun has risen, I take Zelda in my power. I shall keep her in my prison.
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Ganon: Join me, Link! And I will make your face greatest in Koridai or else you will die!
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Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It burns!
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Fairy 1: You're doing great, Link!
Fairy 2: You're our hero.
F1: Here's a Life Heart.
F2: We know you can beat Ganon.
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F1: You're doing great, Link!
F2: You're our hero.
F1: Here's some Water of Life.
F2: Drink, Link!
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Old (ugly) witch: I may be old and ugly, but, I still know a few tricks! Bring some grapple-berries. I'll show you a good one.
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Old witch: Stir the berries in the tub. Let the juices soak the glove. Let Link fight and gather cower. For his glove's a glove of power.
L: Wow! Thanks!
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Fat woman: How sweet. (Kisses) Muah. My husband gave me this. He's an [abɒmɪnʌm][?] now. Here. It's not much, but, it will still carry water.
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Ice queen: Before you face the foul fiend Ganon, you must conquer Fortress Centrum [sɛn.trʌm]. Treasure of death is hidden. Bring it to me. Be gone.
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IQ: This shield, both sword and spear deflects, but, cannot stop the villainous curse. This crystal makes the shield reflect cursing the curser with twice the curse.
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G: Look! And see Goronu.
Goronu: Wake up, sleepy bones. I'm the living anti cut ner vial throats. Bwuh-ha-ha...
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Goronu: I may be hideous, but, after a year of being frozen, you will beg to join me.
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L: Hey, Zelda. Wake up!
Goronu [goroʊnu]: What? Link? You saved me!
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Goronu: You can't kill me! No, no, no...!
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G: See how Harliquin [harlɪkwɪn] capture Koridians?
Computer: You lose.
Koridian: (Sniffles)
Harliquin: Do you know what it means when lose your last ruby?! (Snort.) Now you will work for me! (Snort.) Take him away! (Snort.)
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Harliquin: I say your chances are a million to none, but, let's have fun! Anyway!
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Harliquin: Now you see me. Now you don't!
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Harliquin: Ah! Ah-ha... Lucky shot...
L: Golly!
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Astronomer: The stars are made of ice. Thus, the night is cold. Bring the crystal from Sairagon [sɛrɑgɔn] and I will prove the light of ice penetrate more than fire.
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Astronomer: Now, if we make a simple vacuum and spin the ice just so. There!
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G: Look! ...How Militron [mɪlɪtrɒn] makes his warriors.
Militron: Worthless Koridian. You must be hardened with fire! Go and kill!
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Militron: Feel the fire of war!
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Militron: Now, you must die!
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Militron: Oh my goodness! This is awful!
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Fat Girl: My hero! (Kiss) Won't you
L: Oh, God...
FG: ---please jump across that lil' old chasm---
L: Yuck...
FG: ---and cut my daddy's chains? Pretty please? Have a heart.
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Smith: Please, Link. Jump and cut these chains. The Arpagos [ɑrpagʌs] are driving me crazy.
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Smith: Thanks. Say, you have a Fire Diamond, don't you?
L: Sure!
Smith: Then let me fix your sword. Let's see how it works.
L: Wow!
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Beer guy: What are you're havin' partner? [pɑrt.ə]
L: I'm going to fight Glutko.
BG: Don't fight him; feed him! (Snort.) Feed him something spicy! Know what I mean?
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G: Through the eye of Glutko lies the shrine of Koridai.
Glutko: Awm-yee. I'm simply famished.
Koridian: No!
Glutko: Mmm. Tastes like a Daira [daɪra]! Perhaps just one more?
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Glutko: Good goodie! Mashed Link for the main course.
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Glutko: Wuh-oh!
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Ipo: Listen! Such is the power of the prince of darkness that he can kill with a single look. Attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless unless Link attacks with the sacred book.
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G: Consider Lupay [lupeɪ], the most of Ganon's minions.
Lupay: With this ruby, I replace your soul. You will obey.
Koridan: Ah-woo-ooh... Aw-woo-ooh.
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Lupay: I spy with my eye, someone who must die.
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Lupay: I will not die! Ah-woo...
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G: At last, you have the vision to find my house! Now, you will see the [sæn.kɹu.mis] that prevent your approach to Ganon. Go, with many blessings!
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Z: Uh. Why'd you do that?
L: I just saved you from Ganon!
Z: You did not!
G: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned. Come, look! Already Koridai is returing to harmony. The birds are singing. Is it beatiful?
L: Golly!
G: As it written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!
L: I guess that's worth a kiss? Huh?
Z: Ha!
L: I won!

A post-limit-long essay on how much darkSpyro has meant to me. I won't break my (almost) perfect reputation, even if it's my last post.

I'd give my last thoughts on the site, shout out to a few users, and then copy-paste the bee movie script on a ton of topics. Then I'd ask dark to end it all with a ripto, if he didn't ban me already for the copy-pasting.

If I was warned that my next comment would be my last, I would propose that a future Spyro game could have Spyro is an LGBT platformer mascot, ranging from implicit jokes like 'Sorry. I'm not into bad guys.' to having a male Cynder that has admires Spyro's strength, courage and compassion. Obviously it can't be sexual 'cus it would still be for kids but things like holding hands or saying you love someone should never be controversial regardless of gender. I like the idea of Spyro being gay in a proper game and I'm an avid Spyro fan. I want the series to be relevant outside this niche fanbase of ours. Obviously, it would need to be handled with care but that's why you hire professional writers.

Me proposing such an idea would anger a few (but not all) people in DarkSpyro, especially since everyone already knows my views and preferences. I'd rather go out on with a bang than a whimper.

mine would be

"i secretly hate all of you"

id finally release the Greeny x HIHD sex tape

"It's been a blast guys", then I play some epic finale/ending music like the Mario Galaxy1/2 credits track. Ya know, something very HIHD.

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

"It's been a blast guys", then I play some epic finale/ending music like the Mario Galaxy1/2 credits track. Ya know, something very HIHD.

wow rude just release the sex tape

Wall of text, finally speak my mind about some users here if I'm not ever seeing them again, but also say goodbye/tell friendos where to find me in the future.

Oh yeah, and kill someone's browser by putting too many pictures and videos. 'Bout time Dark looked into that for mobile.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

"It's been a blast guys", then I play some epic finale/ending music like the Mario Galaxy1/2 credits track. Ya know, something very HIHD.

wow rude just release the sex tape

that can be after, babe

"Avada Kedavra"

It'll probably be super cheesy and full of dumb, sappy **** about how much I loved my friends from here.

Wait, never mind my last statement - twas a joke and nothing more.

In actuality, I'd write a super long post saying my goodbyes and thank yous to everyone. I'd wish you all the best and then I'd end it with posting "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn.

After that, I'd request a Ripto from dark52 and it'd all be over.

First I would tell were friends can find me.

Then I would ****post so much I would be Ripto'd for the rest of time.

announcing your leave is pretty much a guarantee you'll come back eventually

i would post so much **** before i got ripto'd

i don't like saying goodbye so when the time comes for me to leave which will probably be soon, i'm going to ask dark to ripto my account.

If I had 100 % knowledge about my last message to this site, it would be short and simple. I would probably send a message like this:

"Thank you, the right thing is, or will be, done."

Yeah, that is about it.