darkSpyro

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Every episode of fairly oddparents:

green man and pink woman: timmy no

timbo turntable: tIMMY YES

*complete mayhem ensues*

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Every episode of fairly oddparents:

green man and pink woman: timmy no

timbo turntable: tIMMY YES

*complete mayhem ensues*

Or the variation:

flying midgets and tim: nah we don't want mayhem today

tommy's parents: WOW WE FEEL REALLY UNREASONABLE TODAY

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^WHAT?

Not even joking. The Ariana Grande song, Side to Side, is on the Kid's Choice Award ballot. I was watching a stream by a guy who annually votes in the KCA and he was just as shocked as you were.

big bang theory is there too.

but having an M rated game on the KCA is a big no no

With how often they repeat nominees and don't bother to add new ones to Favorite Video Game, I wouldn't be remotely surprised to hear Mario Kart Wii is still a nominee.

thanks to all these cat in the hat meme i feel like streaming the movie

i had dreams last night that were really uncanny. the first one had me going to a Jurassic park like place with my cousin and his wife waiting in line. nothing really happened but i just remember there being helicopters for the rich people. then i went to an unknown place to get food and when i came back to the car there were angry mexicans with machetes all of a sudden. my cousin who apparently pissed them off peddled off on a grand adventure where we went past many interesting cities that may or may not be real but the thing was the mexicans also had cars and they used overwatch weapons and characters to attack us. like i think they sent lucios soundwaves to shoot at us and then they sent tracer to run at us and i guess kill us but i woke up. then i had a dream where i was at a new school and it was just a normal day when all of a sudden there was a school shooting. i remember running and hiding most of the time which involved me going upstairs thinking that nobody would be that kill happy to walk upstairs. i only remember hearing one gunshot and it was pretty loud but most of the events happened in the cafeteria where i had to debt for to buy some snack.

Jigglypuff is the best character to play as in Smash Bros. If you win, You rub it in their face. If you lose, it's because Jigglypuff is low tier. Besides, you can just use your Down-B and the rest is history.

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Jigglypuff is the best character to play as in Smash Bros. If you win, You rub it in their face. If you lose, it's because Jigglypuff is low tier. Besides, you can just use your Down-B and the rest is history.

And when you miss with your Down-B, the rest of the match will end badly.

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Jigglypuff is the best character to play as in Smash Bros. If you win, You rub it in their face. If you lose, it's because Jigglypuff is low tier. Besides, you can just use your Down-B and the rest is history.

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I like eating cats.

Who always pays their taxes? (Not Batman!)

help i'm spending hundreds of dollars on doctor who stuff SOMEBODY STOP ME

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help i'm spending hundreds of dollars on doctor who stuff SOMEBODY STOP ME

Eat a chocolate bar every hour you don't think about buying it. Stop once you have diabetes.

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help i'm spending hundreds of dollars on doctor who stuff SOMEBODY STOP ME

Eat a chocolate bar every hour you don't think about buying it. Stop once you have diabetes.

how is that helpful

you either spend thousands of dollars on insulin and hospital visits or you spend a couple hundred dollars on doctor who stuff

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help i'm spending hundreds of dollars on doctor who stuff SOMEBODY STOP ME

Eat a chocolate bar every hour you don't think about buying it. Stop once you have diabetes.

how is that helpful

you either spend thousands of dollars on insulin and hospital visits or you spend a couple hundred dollars on doctor who stuff

Are you trying to suggest that Alydol's logic isn't valid? Pfft, what a ridiculous notion!

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help i'm spending hundreds of dollars on doctor who stuff SOMEBODY STOP ME

Eat a chocolate bar every hour you don't think about buying it. Stop once you have diabetes.

how is that helpful

you either spend thousands of dollars on insulin and hospital visits or you spend a couple hundred dollars on doctor who stuff

It.was.a.joke.

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Eat a chocolate bar every hour you don't think about buying it. Stop once you have diabetes.

how is that helpful

you either spend thousands of dollars on insulin and hospital visits or you spend a couple hundred dollars on doctor who stuff

It.was.a.joke.

the point of a joke is to be both logical and funny.

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Eat a chocolate bar every hour you don't think about buying it. Stop once you have diabetes.

how is that helpful

you either spend thousands of dollars on insulin and hospital visits or you spend a couple hundred dollars on doctor who stuff

It.was.a.joke.

A joke implies it's actually funny.

Anyway, I ended up spending $200 on a ton of Doctor Who stuff.

i had another dream where i went to a hotel and found an ill dog there. i also went on a boat trip but i realized how ****ty it was so i left.

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how is that helpful

you either spend thousands of dollars on insulin and hospital visits or you spend a couple hundred dollars on doctor who stuff

It.was.a.joke.

the point of a joke is to be both logical and funny.

Jokes don't have to be logical. A joke is a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter.

All this noise, drunk people fighting, people screaming and kids destroying everything they see kinda bothers me. Maybe I wasn't made for this time of the year. Living in another country with more pacific parties would be interesting. Don't want to complain much, but this mess around here kinda bothers me.

I guess Bifrost can relate to me on that, unless she lives in a more peaceful place.

Curved wood is my mortal enemy.

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I guess Bifrost can relate to me on that, unless she lives in a more peaceful place.

I got lucky this year somehow, though I bet Carnaval will reach my neighborhood soon enough. Usually we can hear funk parties at night but it's been quiet with most party blocks on the main streets.

Getting two new birds Thursday

another cat in the hat meme for everyone

Working on a Pilot and hope a TV Channel Executive will notice my work on YouTube...

Don't you hate it when you read a post on the Internet criticizing a certain behavioral pattern, and you realize that they're talking about something you do?

I can tell when my cat wants to play because he'll hide behind my laptop screen and then keep peeping over at me. If I don't notice him then, he'll keep getting in my way and getting right in front of my screen. It always works, cause I can never say no to those big eyes.

A little late in saying this but thanks Seiki for helping me finally find and get Snow Miku.

^ Oh nice, you got it. Looks great.

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For some reason, I vividly remember this one time my family was watching Animaniacs (which I've never seen on TV again), and someone in the show said "jerk", and then my mom or sister said it was bad for them to say that word in a kids' show or something.

Something something "finger Prince".

"Not Finger Prince, Finger Prints!"

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another cat in the hat meme for everyone

I like to think Cat in the Hat knows that JFK is about to be shot and pans to use the bat to protect him from the bullet.

zzzzz

did u guys know that if you look closely at doomfist's gauntlet on the numbani stage in overwatch it says GTA6??? that means we're getting half life 3 guys!!!

>Sees this on my recommended after listening to every other song on the soundtrack<
>Clicks on it expecting it to be some funky/epic tune like the rest of the scores<
>Listens for a few seconds, realizes that it's different than the others<
>Listens to the whole thing<
>Listens closely to the lyrics<
>Then some dang ninjas cutting onions appear<

Seriously, I like never cry, but Gosh, this one messed me up. But in a good way, if that makes any sense.

There's this ad on youtube for some phone company that has a guy jumping rope, and then it says "you can skip this ad in 5 hops." Then the guy stops jumping rope and it says "well, you can't really skip this ad," and tries to sell you whatever the **** it is they're selling. Yes, I totally feel like buying you service now that you've told me I can skip this ad and then went "haha, **** you, you can't, buy our thing"

ads are gaining sentience, and actively taunting people now

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There's this ad on youtube for some phone company that has a guy jumping rope, and then it says "you can skip this ad in 5 hops." Then the guy stops jumping rope and it says "well, you can't really skip this ad," and tries to sell you whatever the **** it is they're selling. Yes, I totally feel like buying you service now that you've told me I can skip this ad and then went "haha, **** you, you can't, buy our thing"

ads are gaining sentience, and actively taunting people now

More like marketing people have no grasp of what people want anymore and think they can be smug assholes about it

There are a LOT of ads nowadays that straight up insult people's intelligent, but not in the 'you'll be smart if you buy this product'. Straight up 'look at this guy that bought the product, he acts weird and stupid. That's what we want you to do'. Not even kidding, there was this cable ad about this crazy woman buying cable to shut her kids up and it's treated as a "sucessful simulation of the benefits of buying from us". Like what the **** if you treat me like trash I'm probably going to actively avoid your thing.

LEGO IDEA - TRUMP'S WALL
Comes with a Trump minifigure, two security guards, and then a ton of bricks so you can build your own wall however you want.
It would cost a small loan of 1 million dollars.

Also, we've got a LEGO movie, a LEGO Batman movie, and we're getting a LEGO Ninjago movie. What next? Imagine a LEGO Star Wars or Avengers movie.

But imagine if we got a LEGO SpongeBob Movie. Remember those LEGO SpongeBob sets that used to be a thing? Oh man. That would probably complete my life.

Uh, there's a sequel to The Lego Movie in the works, if that helps.

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Uh, there's a sequel to The Lego Movie in the works, if that helps.

Yeah, that's exciting.

But I REALLY want a LEGO Batman sequel. The first LEGO Movie was great, but the LEGO Batman Movie was freaking brilliant. If there was a LEGO Batman sequel, it could maybe incorporate the villain Professor Pyg. There was an easter egg for him in the film, where he appears on a billboard for a butcher's shop.

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

Bat Hound in Lego Batman 2 plz

Me: "Oh! It looks like this podcast I like has come out and tried to change their stance on the Pewdiepie that's gre-"

Host: "Felix maaaaaybe a Nazi and also so are his followers for laughing."

*Unsubscribes*

Peter Gabriel has some weird ass music videos

no one on fb has wished me happy birthday except my family wtf are all my friends just assholes?


also i want friends here blehhhhh

there's nothing near my new house, i might just move back next year if i have the money i dunno

i want friends help D:

i feel good today tho, havent been this not depressed in like six months