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Anastupid Stoole and Christiansen Gruel have such stupid faces! Ana's perfectly sums up her IQ because she doesn't know what buttplugs are and Christian's conveys just how uncrasimastic (or uncharismatic) he is. The moment he enters, everyone in the room is pissed off at him. That frowny git!
They're dead inside with black oil inside their ivory-skin like the corpses they are.
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Stop looking at me like that! You look like you belong in a David Cage game.
P.S. I'm exaggerating for humour.
P.S.S. My brother's dog came in, so life's not all that bad. Look at wee Buddy.

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