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the greatest story ever told
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 05:53:35 12/02/2017 | Topic Creator
No matta what tha **** da thug was bustin, Chain Erection always prided his dirty ass at bein tha dopest at dat ****. Despite his crazy-ass mutha****in impressive game, though, tha two chainsaw swordz he regularly wielded tended ta scare most playas away fo' realz. As a result, Chain Erection was often lonely. But dat all chizzled tha dizzle da thug witnessed a crew of lil' dwarves gettin picked on by a evil gang of ninja rats fo' realz. Afta fightin off tha rats, tha dwarves looked at Chain Erection as they hero, n' followed his ass everywhere da thug went. While Chain Erection appreciated tha company, he knew dat his schmoooove ass could not protect dem forever, so da ruffneck decided ta teach dem all he knew so dat they could one dizzle protect theyselves. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Sometime later, Masta Eon heard rumors bout dwarves from a lil' small-ass hood whoz ass had successfully defended theyselves against a big-ass army of ninja rats props ta tha teachingz of a pimped out masta n' shiznit yo. Dude knew at once dat he needed ta find Chain Erection n' make his ass a Sensei.


i cried
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#2 Posted: 06:13:49 12/02/2017
zap, please call 911 next time you're having a stroke instead of flailing across the keyboard
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#3 Posted: 06:18:33 12/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: mega spyro
zap, please call 911 next time you're having a stroke instead of flailing across the keyboard



but

chain erection
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#4 Posted: 06:33:54 12/02/2017
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: mega spyro
zap, please call 911 next time you're having a stroke instead of flailing across the keyboard



but

chain erection



zap, your post reads like disembodied dicks descended from the ceiling and performed rhythmic gymnastics on the keyboard
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SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#5 Posted: 09:44:07 12/02/2017
Quote: mega spyro
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: mega spyro
zap, please call 911 next time you're having a stroke instead of flailing across the keyboard



but

chain erection



zap, your post reads like disembodied dicks descended from the ceiling and performed rhythmic gymnastics on the keyboard



Why specifically dicks?
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#6 Posted: 14:24:58 12/02/2017
Quote: SuperSpyroFan55
Quote: mega spyro
Quote: ZapNorris



but

chain erection



zap, your post reads like disembodied dicks descended from the ceiling and performed rhythmic gymnastics on the keyboard



Why specifically dicks?



LOL DICKS R FOONY I AM TROO COMEDY

ZAP 4 TROO COMEDY MAN 2 TOUSAND SEVEN TEN
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#7 Posted: 15:18:15 12/02/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
LOL DICKS R FOONY I AM TROO COMEDY

ZAP 4 TROO COMEDY MAN 2 TOUSAND SEVEN TEN



This post, this single post, needs to be printed and taped to a wall in a museum somewhere.
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#8 Posted: 15:44:54 12/02/2017
Quote: SuperSpyroFan55
Quote: mega spyro
Quote: ZapNorris



but

chain erection



zap, your post reads like disembodied dicks descended from the ceiling and performed rhythmic gymnastics on the keyboard



Why specifically dicks?



because "chain erection" = dicks are so funny lel xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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