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Have you ever been pregnant before?
Takadox360 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3035
#1 Posted: 15:51:26 02/02/2017 | Topic Creator
I was for 4 days and it was not fun at all.
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#2 Posted: 16:02:31 02/02/2017
last night i had a dream i was pregnant but then i got my period
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#3 Posted: 16:18:01 02/02/2017
Uhh... maybe. If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.? Because I have the starch masks.
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#4 Posted: 17:06:58 02/02/2017
Quote: Canidae
Uhh... maybe. If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.? Because I have the starch masks.



PREGANANENT?
Takadox360 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3035
#5 Posted: 17:42:24 02/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: Canidae
Uhh... maybe. If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.? Because I have the starch masks.



STOP.
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#6 Posted: 18:01:21 02/02/2017
Quote: Canidae
Uhh... maybe. If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.? Because I have the starch masks.


Can u get PREGANTE!?
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#7 Posted: 18:30:52 02/02/2017
Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?
Canidae Blue Sparx Gems: 588
#8 Posted: 18:52:58 02/02/2017
I really need to find out if I am gregnant. I will have to obtain a Luigi board from a witch or vegan, and then consult it to know for sure.
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#9 Posted: 18:55:55 02/02/2017
I'm fat does that count
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ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5582
#10 Posted: 19:03:02 02/02/2017
What are the deals with pergament ??
[User Posted Image]
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BREATHE AIR.
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#11 Posted: 20:31:31 02/02/2017
im pregnant right now
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#12 Posted: 20:33:55 02/02/2017
I had sex with an Italian girl last night... I think I got her Prego
Takadox360 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3035
#13 Posted: 20:36:46 02/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheToyNerd
I had sex with an Italian girl last night... I think I got her Prego



stop lying, nerds don't have sex
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#14 Posted: 20:38:14 02/02/2017
all the time
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#15 Posted: 21:00:26 02/02/2017
I'm pregnant right now, but I heard after you have it once you never get it again because your body builds up an immunity to it.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#16 Posted: 21:16:35 02/02/2017
Quote: Takadox360
Quote: TheToyNerd
I had sex with an Italian girl last night... I think I got her Prego



stop lying, nerds don't have sex



You'd be surprised at how many girls get hot and bothered by my amiibo collection.
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#17 Posted: 22:08:09 02/02/2017
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Takadox360
Quote: TheToyNerd
I had sex with an Italian girl last night... I think I got her Prego



stop lying, nerds don't have sex



You'd be surprised at how many girls get hot and bothered by my amiibo collection.


Oh yeah that Mega Yarn Yoshi calls all the girls.
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Bruh
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#18 Posted: 22:09:49 02/02/2017
Quote: Carmelita Fox
last night i had a dream i was pregnant but then i got my period


You can´t get periods on Pregnacy, that´s a problem, seek help.

sarcasm
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#19 Posted: 22:52:28 02/02/2017
Quote: KeybasHedKey
Quote: Carmelita Fox
last night i had a dream i was pregnant but then i got my period


You can´t get periods on Pregnacy, that´s a problem, seek help.

sarcasm



dont tell my dream self what to do
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#20 Posted: 22:52:43 02/02/2017
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
What are the deals with pergament ??
[User Posted Image]


Thanks for reminding me the one near my place closed a year or two ago.

I don't quite miss it.
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#21 Posted: 23:40:50 02/02/2017
oh. I thought this was a serious topic because I had a kid last year lmao
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#22 Posted: 00:41:35 03/02/2017
No, obviously
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
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#23 Posted: 00:43:59 03/02/2017
Quote: CAV
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
What are the deals with pergament ??
[User Posted Image]


Thanks for reminding me the one near my place closed a year or two ago.

I don't quite miss it.



shut the **** up pergament lives on
oh and we should totally visit its grave tomorrow at 7 am
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#24 Posted: 01:57:45 03/02/2017
I totally have.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#25 Posted: 02:14:38 03/02/2017
Yup

Where did you think Jr. came from?
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#26 Posted: 05:32:05 03/02/2017
eh? whats that sonny??

have i ever been pomegranate??

thats a fruit you ****tard! you cant be a fruit! well, at least your parents wont have to spend money on college.


*hobbles away with my walker*
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looks like ive got some things to do...
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#27 Posted: 05:52:49 03/02/2017
I'm pregnant every month.
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#28 Posted: 06:12:34 03/02/2017
not yet
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#29 Posted: 11:37:07 03/02/2017
i think once maybe :0
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#30 Posted: 11:49:51 03/02/2017
yeah, sure, prego in stomach right now

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#31 Posted: 11:56:40 03/02/2017
Quote: Dark Lord
yeah, sure, prego in stomach right now

[User Posted Image]



You stole my joke! I'm calling the Joke Police on you.
Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#32 Posted: 12:06:16 03/02/2017
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Dark Lord
yeah, sure, prego in stomach right now

[User Posted Image]



You stole my joke! I'm calling the Joke Police on you.



Forgive me, I'm just an Italian trying to take care of my spaghetti. Will you every forgive me? She needs the pot more than ever to keep her warm.
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#33 Posted: 12:12:46 03/02/2017
Quote: Dark Lord
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Dark Lord
yeah, sure, prego in stomach right now

[User Posted Image]



You stole my joke! I'm calling the Joke Police on you.



Forgive me, I'm just an Italian trying to take care of my spaghetti. Will you every forgive me? She needs the pot more than ever to keep her warm.



Ok, I'll let you off on a warning. But I'm keeping my eye on you!
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#34 Posted: 15:39:42 03/02/2017
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
Quote: CAV
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
What are the deals with pergament ??
[User Posted Image]


Thanks for reminding me the one near my place closed a year or two ago.

I don't quite miss it.



shut the **** up pergament lives on
oh and we should totally visit its grave tomorrow at 7 am



wtf is this some weird new york thing
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#35 Posted: 21:49:50 03/02/2017
Quote: Big Green
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
Quote: CAV


Thanks for reminding me the one near my place closed a year or two ago.

I don't quite miss it.



shut the **** up pergament lives on
oh and we should totally visit its grave tomorrow at 7 am



wtf is this some weird new york thing


I have no idea anymore I thought the one near me was the only one.
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#36 Posted: 01:30:10 04/02/2017


The video is golden
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#37 Posted: 02:30:57 04/02/2017
Is that the same as being constipated?
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#38 Posted: 03:58:34 04/02/2017
I couldn't get Peggy pregnant, then all of a sudden nine months after we gave up, Bobby was born. I remember being on a business trip nine months before. Must've been God.
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#39 Posted: 05:02:45 04/02/2017
Quote: Hank R Hill
I couldn't get Peggy pregnant, then all of a sudden nine months after we gave up, Bobby was born. I remember being on a business trip nine months before. Must've been God.


Unless it was the other guy.

Does he have horns?
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SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#40 Posted: 10:31:28 04/02/2017
This one time I got SUPER pregnant for like 3 weeks straight but eventually I threw up enough and got it out of my system.
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
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#41 Posted: 17:29:26 05/02/2017
yh with a food baby
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#42 Posted: 18:01:12 05/02/2017
Quote: Greeble
Quote: Hank R Hill
I couldn't get Peggy pregnant, then all of a sudden nine months after we gave up, Bobby was born. I remember being on a business trip nine months before. Must've been God.


Unless it was the other guy.

Does he have horns?


How dare you say that about Hank?! Bwahaaa!
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#43 Posted: 09:03:49 10/02/2017
Quote: Crash10
I'm fat does that count


I'd say so, I've been on faternity leave for several weeks now.
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Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#44 Posted: 03:01:25 11/02/2017
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: Crash10
I'm fat does that count


I'd say so, I've been on faternity leave for several weeks now.



Will it be a Muffin Boy? Or a Muffin Girl?
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#45 Posted: 06:58:57 11/02/2017
Quote: Dark Lord
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: Crash10
I'm fat does that count


I'd say so, I've been on faternity leave for several weeks now.



Will it be a Muffin Boy? Or a Muffin Girl?


My fat doesn't really identify with either of those genders.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#46 Posted: 08:12:00 11/02/2017
Quote: Dark Lord
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: Crash10
I'm fat does that count


I'd say so, I've been on faternity leave for several weeks now.



Will it be a Muffin Boy? Or a Muffin Girl?



Did you just assume it's gender.
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