darkSpyro

Ah the old romantic-comedy genre, that dominated the box office in the late-90s to early-2010s.

So sweet, it's actually sickening. As in eating too many sweets, leading to long and painful trip to the toilet, screaming in horrifying pain as you empty your bowels violently like trying to drop an iron maiden.

While you may still get one or two every now and then, romantic-comedies were everywhere but they were as romantic as a decayed bathroom and as funny as Children of Men. It is a vile genre that overuses bright colours, smiley people (who are payed to be in fancy places while you paying your own money to see them having a great time) and upbeat songs that cover just how rotten it all is into the inside like your favourite anime girl (or your polygamist wife) that's really dead and full of slimy maggots.

Sounds appropriate for wannabe-edgelords.

Ok... I'm gonna level with you, dude. Stop with these pointless posts about nothing. No one cares about this. What even is this? What are you referencing here? Where is the context to ANYTHING YOU ARE SAYING HERE!?!!?

MAKE SENSE!

Boy am I thankful for RequestPolicy blocking most of these pictures. You're starting to walk a fine line towards NSFW with those.

They give edgelords another reason to hate humanity. Too much happiness for them.

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Ok... I'm gonna level with you, dude. Stop with these pointless posts about nothing. No one cares about this. What even is this? What are you referencing here? Where is the context to ANYTHING YOU ARE SAYING HERE!?!!?

MAKE SENSE!

uhh

idk if this thread is meant to be taken seriously

but honestly, I can't tell...

I'm sorry, I lost any respect for whatever this point was supposed to be when you tried to compare romantic-comedies to constipation.

guys he's obviously a troll. please don't take him seriously

What?

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guys he's obviously a troll. please don't take him seriously

Wait a minute... what if Bimle and StevemacQ are the same person? They both make politically charged topics that make no sense.

steven macaroni and cheese suzie queue and his degenerate antics again l m a o~

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guys he's obviously a troll. please don't take him seriously

Wait a minute... what if Bimle and StevemacQ are the same person? They both make politically charged topics that make no sense.

You might be right about that...

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so many good romantic comedies
i loved the sonic x shadow arc

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Quote: parisruelz12

guys he's obviously a troll. please don't take him seriously

Wait a minute... what if Bimle and StevemacQ are the same person? They both make politically charged topics that make no sense.

Nah, StevemacQ is a sadistic guy who hates 2016.

i just realized that one of my favorite movies is a romantic comedy.


i guess im edgy now?

As a edge-expert. I can tell you that I don't think romantic comedies make edge lords. In fact I think films among the lines of suicide squad can probably make more edge-lords. Just imo.

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As a edge-expert. I can tell you that I don't think romantic comedies make edge lords. In fact I think films among the lines of suicide squad can probably make more edge-lords. Just imo.

i think steven is confusing your average mid 20's female for an edgelord.

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Quote: Trix Master 100

As a edge-expert. I can tell you that I don't think romantic comedies make edge lords. In fact I think films among the lines of suicide squad can probably make more edge-lords. Just imo.

i think steven is confusing your average mid 20's female for an edgelord.

hey if they sharpen their nails enough those cat fights could get pretty edgy. ^.^b

I actually like three of the six of those films. I guess this makes me as edgy as a triangle.

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The thing that bothers me the most here is the poster for The Break-Up. Putting duct tape in the middle implies they put it there trying to fix the relationship or that the movie is about trying to fix it, why

Thank you for pointing that out. I've owned the dvd for years, and I can't believe I haven't noticed the duct tape before.

Maybe the duct tape was there before they broke up because the bed and the whole house had cracked in half during an earthquake.

*walks in*

umm..

well i..

eh...

huh?

ya know this just well it sorta..

*leaves*

i only like romance movies if they're artsy

...I was trying to be funny this time... T_T

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...I was trying to be funny this time... T_T

The thing with you is that we can't tell when you are and aren't trying to be funny

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...I was trying to be funny this time... T_T

The thing with you is that we can't tell when you are and aren't trying to be funny

I promise I'll try harder. Maybe I should even state whether or not I'm being funny in case I don't feel confident in what I write.

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Quote: SoulFly

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...I was trying to be funny this time... T_T

The thing with you is that we can't tell when you are and aren't trying to be funny

I promise I'll try harder. Maybe I should even state whether or not I'm being funny in case I don't feel confident in what I write.

If you're trying hard to be funny then maybe you need to rethink your attitude/posts so you don't need to try hard. <.<

if anyone thought that this post was serious, i dont know what to tell you

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if anyone thought that this post was serious, i dont know what to tell you

I didn't think it was serious.


yay me \o/

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if anyone thought that this post was serious, i dont know what to tell you

is pretty hard to tell when someone is joking or not over the internet
cut them some slack

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is pretty hard to tell when someone is joking or not over the internet
cut them some slack

dude.

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So sweet, it's actually sickening. As in eating too many sweets, leading to long and painful trip to the toilet, screaming in horrifying pain as you empty your bowels violently like trying to drop an iron maiden.

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The thing that bothers me the most here is the poster for The Break-Up. Putting duct tape in the middle implies they put it there trying to fix the relationship or that the movie is about trying to fix it, why

It's probably meant to be used as a dividing line to separate the room into his half and her half to help divide them.