darkSpyro

If at first you don't succeed, make the witness' deaths look like an accident.

I just realized The Simpsons Movie is the biggest scam ever created by Fox. They can use it booth during movie reprises and Simpsons reprises. This is sick.

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tfw the one time you easily find your glasses is when you have contact lenses on, rendering them useless

I mean it would make sense, because then you can see more well

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tfw the one time you easily find your glasses is when you have contact lenses on, rendering them useless

I mean it would make sense, because then you can see more well

No! Stop making sense! This is Stuff And NONSENSE!!!! >:^(

i apologize for i have sinned

The animals of the political parties fit them so well. Donkeys are stubborn but pretend they aren't, so do Democrats. Donkeys are thought to be good but when that's all we have its havoc, so are Democrats. Elephants are poached for their ivory, Republicans are similar, they're poached for their beliefs and/or opinions. Elephants feel sadness when someone dies, so do Republicans, but donkeys/democrats not so much.

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The animals of the political parties fit them so well. Donkeys are stubborn but pretend they aren't, so do Democrats. Donkeys are thought to be good but when that's all we have its havoc, so are Democrats. Elephants are poached for their ivory, Republicans are similar, they're poached for their beliefs and/or opinions. Elephants feel sadness when someone dies, so do Republicans, but donkeys/democrats not so much.

Wow, those poor noble republicans being constantly, viciously attacked by those nasty democrats, we should make them and endangered species, because those evil democrats are so nasty.

Seriously, you're going to say that everyone who doesn't share you political opinion is so heartless that they don't care when someone dies? And how every single republican is such a noble creature, and every single democrat is a heartless asshole? Terrible people are still terrible, regardless of their political party, and you can't be saying how every republican is nice, and how every democrat is evil.

And how if there's democrats in charge, it's havoc? I don't know if you've noticed, but Obama has been in charge for 8 years, and the country hasn't devolved into a lawless ****hole.

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The animals of the political parties fit them so well. Donkeys are stubborn but pretend they aren't, so do Democrats. Donkeys are thought to be good but when that's all we have its havoc, so are Democrats. Elephants are poached for their ivory, Republicans are similar, they're poached for their beliefs and/or opinions. Elephants feel sadness when someone dies, so do Republicans, but donkeys/democrats not so much.

actually in historic terms, the donkey comes from Jackson's campaign, where his opponents called him a jackass.

while the elephant only comes from one of Thomas Nast's cartoons in which a donkey dressed up in lions clothes and scared all the zoo animals away. the elephant in said cartoon was labeled "the republican vote" and nast used it so much after that..that it kind of just became the mascot for the republican party.

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The animals of the political parties fit them so well. Donkeys are stubborn but pretend they aren't, so do Democrats. Donkeys are thought to be good but when that's all we have its havoc, so are Democrats. Elephants are poached for their ivory, Republicans are similar, they're poached for their beliefs and/or opinions. Elephants feel sadness when someone dies, so do Republicans, but donkeys/democrats not so much.

When you think of the word "stubborn", you think of something or someone that does not want to move or change. That's absolutely the definition of conservatism, a political ideology that remains a staple of Republicanism.

That last statement is also completely off base. If Democrats had no sympathy when someone dies, why do they continually try to fight for gun control, and raise the issue up whenever there's a mass shooting where several civilians died?

NOTE: I'm an independent.

And Jackson was a complete monster, so that fits him pretty well. I'm incredibly happy that a pathetic little w**** like him is getting removed from our currency. Even a hypocrite like Thomas Jefferson did more for the country than poor little Adams 2 did.

Edit: can't remember if this site's TOS makes you censor words that aren't auto censored, but just to be safe

Alydol your very character is a prime example of why your statement is bull****

I've never had any sort of encounter with anyone nearly as stubborn as you and you're very clearly republican

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The animals of the political parties fit them so well. Donkeys are stubborn but pretend they aren't, so do Democrats. Donkeys are thought to be good but when that's all we have its havoc, so are Democrats. Elephants are poached for their ivory, Republicans are similar, they're poached for their beliefs and/or opinions. Elephants feel sadness when someone dies, so do Republicans, but donkeys/democrats not so much.

HAHAHAHA OH WOW

IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS RIDICULOUS HOLY ****
IM DYING SQURTLE

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The animals of the political parties fit them so well. Donkeys are stubborn but pretend they aren't, so do Democrats. Donkeys are thought to be good but when that's all we have its havoc, so are Democrats. Elephants are poached for their ivory, Republicans are similar, they're poached for their beliefs and/or opinions. Elephants feel sadness when someone dies, so do Republicans, but donkeys/democrats not so much.

Yellow

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The animals of the political parties fit them so well. Donkeys are stubborn but pretend they aren't, so do Democrats. Donkeys are thought to be good but when that's all we have its havoc, so are Democrats. Elephants are poached for their ivory, Republicans are similar, they're poached for their beliefs and/or opinions. Elephants feel sadness when someone dies, so do Republicans, but donkeys/democrats not so much.

you truly are a judgmental person, how can you say that democrats don't feel sadness when someone dies?
i think you say **** so you get attention and of course it's gonna be negative attention

Yep, I am 100 % certain that I won't be composing a song that has this riff I just figured out in it. Too generic-sounding to be original. Actually I am sure that I've heard this riff before somewhere. Well to avoid future lawsuits, I'll just play it for my own amusement. So there you are...

That was my random thought of the day. Carry on being random, people...

Perfection is a myth. It is important to strive to be the very best you can possibly be, but perfection is a concept that cannot be obtained, as there is always room for improvement and room to grow. Those who spend all their lives chasing perfection can create great things, but never be satisfied with any of it because it isn't "perfect".

Perfection implies that there is nothing to fix. Everything is at the highest standard that can ever be reached before, now, and in the future. If an item is described as "perfect" at one point, but is later improved on as time goes on, it was never actually perfect.

When we describe things as perfect, we often exaggerate, since perfection is, as mentioned earlier, not obtainable. We get overly zealous when we describe things as perfect when they absolutely can be improved upon or fixed, and do not represent the greatest we can reach. The bar is always going to be set higher, and can always be reached eventually.

That said, Project Diva Future Tone is the closest thing to perfection mankind will ever achieve.

But there's Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, which is perfect.

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But there's Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, which is perfect.

BOUNCE PAD!

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But there's Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, which is perfect.

BOUNCE PAD!

-framerate slows down to a crawl-

Aw yes the new Kong figures are getting revealed

I'm trying to get all my friends into JoJo so I have people to talk about it with

(Other than Drawdler of course)

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But there's Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, which is perfect.

BOUNCE PAD!

-framerate slows down to a crawl-

[Knuckles quote]

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BOUNCE PAD!

-framerate slows down to a crawl-

[Knuckles quote]

Metal Sonic waddles awkwardly toward the giant metal door with a giant cartoon glove lock.

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I'm trying to get all my friends into JoJo so I have people to talk about it with

(Other than Drawdler of course)

Just show them Josuke's testicles. If they aren't immediately dying for context, they aren't true friends. If they are dying, you get away with legal indirect murder. Win-win.

Would you kindly provide a link for the best picture to use for this

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-framerate slows down to a crawl-

[Knuckles quote]

Metal Sonic waddles awkwardly toward the giant metal door with a giant cartoon glove lock.

[Shadow says edgy stuff about Sonic being weak because friends]

We need a Switch port of this gem.

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-framerate slows down to a crawl-

[Knuckles quote]

Metal Sonic waddles awkwardly toward the giant metal door with a giant cartoon glove lock.

-sky levels fails to load entirely-

Wait, guys do you remember the layout of the level? OH FU

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Just show them Josuke's testicles. If they aren't immediately dying for context, they aren't true friends. If they are dying, you get away with legal indirect murder. Win-win.

Would you kindly provide a link for the best picture to use for this

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You sly salamander

[Takes a look at local selling site]

[Finds Crash Bandicoot and Dr. Neo Cortex Skylanders figures being sold]

[Looks at price]

U$ 181,09

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

Tom Hanks has been offered the villain role for the live action Dumbo remake and it's fun watching Avatari have an existential crisis over this.

You didn't saw that.

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Reveal Spoiler

I'm starting to think that Drawdler has some sort of fetish for editing posts.

You didn't saw that.

I mean what?

[Unrelated to stuff above]

it's so dramatic when someone says "you know what you did" and cuts all contact with you
good luck bunny :c

I wached an episode of Fuller House on mute (with subtitles) and put classical music on. It was ten times more dramatic.

(Random ramble about retro game reviewers)

Tight nostalgia glasses never make a good review, just like having hate for the entire series but reviewing it anyway. Looking at you,IGN.

And who can forget this gem from IGN...
http://ie.ign.com/articles/200...s-of-sky-review

It hurts my very soul.

Don't forget the Sonic reviews where they always put a classic genwunner that can't bear the sight of anyone else but Tails and immediately detracts point because Amy or Knuckles do something. If they're not purposefully playing the game badly to make it look worse than it actually is.

Are we talking about the typical "IGN is biased against Sonic" trope?

I mean aren't most of the games they scored poorly genuinely not very good?

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Are we talking about the typical "IGN is biased against Sonic" trope?

I mean aren't most of the games they scored poorly genuinely not very good?

While not good, they gave VERY poor reasoning. People generally don't care for Lost World, but everyone got on its side after IGN decided that playing with a hand tied to their backs is the best way to showcase their review gameplay. It's one thing if they couldn't pull off the parkour, but simply walking or spindashing were clearly being botched on purpose to make it seem unresponsive.