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help me get a girlfriend
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#1 Posted: 16:59:34 12/01/2017 | Topic Creator
I like grils who play video games but they can't be fake. They must have at least a d in boobie size. They also can't be black or trans. U can't be too easy or too hard to get. I like tall grils but short grils are nice too. U also have to weigh under 200 kg. But I want somebody who can be themselves too. :)
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#2 Posted: 17:05:28 12/01/2017
PM me. I got the best chicks in the game. I can send you some ASAP for a reasonable fee.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#3 Posted: 17:46:39 12/01/2017
I have exactly what you're looking for.

This is the most reliable grill you could ever want.

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^ You all know it's true
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#4 Posted: 17:57:42 12/01/2017
make one in the sims
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#5 Posted: 18:03:47 12/01/2017
Here's what you do...

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Needz more eh-mo-shuns.
Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#6 Posted: 18:04:32 12/01/2017
use a sign
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#7 Posted: 19:08:52 12/01/2017
look in twitch
find one u like
tell her u love her
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#8 Posted: 19:15:20 12/01/2017
buy a sex doll
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#9 Posted: 19:16:43 12/01/2017

like this
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#10 Posted: 19:17:21 12/01/2017
Get some googly eyes and lipstick and apply them to your left hand.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#11 Posted: 19:28:33 12/01/2017 | Topic Creator
Thanks guys these are all great but I don't want to show love on the relationship. I just want as many girls as possible.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#12 Posted: 19:30:28 12/01/2017
Move to Stepford.
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#13 Posted: 19:44:35 12/01/2017
Quote: somePerson
Thanks guys these are all great but I don't want to show love on the relationship. I just want as many girls as possible.


Then apply the googly eyes and lipstick to your fingers and toes instead of just your left hand.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#14 Posted: 20:08:11 12/01/2017
buy more of them
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#15 Posted: 20:22:12 12/01/2017
be anime
Takadox360 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3035
#16 Posted: 20:27:46 12/01/2017
What don't be silly, girls can't play videogames.

Only boyz are allowed to play videogames smilie
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i am trash
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#17 Posted: 20:52:32 12/01/2017
become mormon
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#18 Posted: 20:55:10 12/01/2017
Dance to The Nutshack theme.

You'll get all the girls.
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Bruh
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#19 Posted: 03:35:56 14/01/2017
Reported for mild racism and hate speech
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#20 Posted: 04:32:01 14/01/2017
Quote: Windumup
Reported for mild racism and hate speech


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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
KeybasHedKey Ripto Gems: 1862
#21 Posted: 06:13:45 14/01/2017
I can be your girlfriend...

I´m just kidding.
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#22 Posted: 06:52:57 14/01/2017
Play the cow minigame on 1 2 Switch with a girl. You'll get her instantly.
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Bruh
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