darkSpyro

I this is The Branch restaurant and bar, how can I help you today?

Hello. Yes. I will have the milksteak boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans... raw.

Quote: Canidae

Hello. Yes. I will have the milksteak boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans... raw.

And a drink?

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service!

Quote: Alydol

Quote: Canidae

Hello. Yes. I will have the milksteak boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans... raw.

And a drink?

I'll take some wine in a can please! I'd prefer not to have anything that will restrict my violent hand gestures when I speak.

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Quote: Canidae

Hello. Yes. I will have the milksteak boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans... raw.

And a drink?

I'll take some wine in a can please! I'd prefer not to have anything that will restrict my violent hand gestures when I speak.

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service!

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: Canidae

Quote: Alydol

And a drink?

I'll take some wine in a can please! I'd prefer not to have anything that will restrict my violent hand gestures when I speak.

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service!

Well it just so happens that I am well versed in bird law, and know for a fact that you can't do that. I am a paying customer, and I demand satisfaction!

Quote: Canidae

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: Canidae

I'll take some wine in a can please! I'd prefer not to have anything that will restrict my violent hand gestures when I speak.

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service!

Well it just so happens that I am well versed in bird law, and know for a fact that you can't do that. I am a paying customer, and I demand satisfaction!

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service! You can still be a paying, satisfied, customer at the new Starbucks we're opening here!

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: Canidae

Quote: mega spyro

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service!

Well it just so happens that I am well versed in bird law, and know for a fact that you can't do that. I am a paying customer, and I demand satisfaction!

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service! You can still be a paying, satisfied, customer at the new Starbucks we're opening here!

... Filibuster! Okay fine. If you could serve me a fine glass of moist lukewarm milk, I will leave without causing a scene. Your move.

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: Canidae

Quote: mega spyro

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service!

Well it just so happens that I am well versed in bird law, and know for a fact that you can't do that. I am a paying customer, and I demand satisfaction!

Sorry! We're closing this place down to open a new Starbucks service! You can still be a paying, satisfied, customer at the new Starbucks we're opening here!

I'm sorry, The Branch can't close to open a new Starbucks to have a bunch of stereotypical white girls come in. We need the number of them to decrease.

yes. you can.

Hi yes I'd like to buy this store

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Hi yes I'd like to buy this store

Are you an experienced restaurant owner?If so, how many have you owned? Why do you want The Branch rather than a Starbucks? Do you know everything on the menu? Have you or a loved one ever had an eating disorder? Are you pro-eating disorder?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO DONT TOUCH THAT

I like chocolate milk.

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I like chocolate milk.

Your in luck, we have chocolate cows.