darkSpyro

i already have the s, s, and r

baby all i need is u

are you a piece of garlic bread because i want to stick you in my mouth and swallow

im not the best at flirting but one time a dude said "its high noon" and this tumbleweed came out of no where and i was instantly wet so maybe you guys should try that

will u go out with me
circle pls
yes no

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Hey baby! I got a wad o hundreds and some monster condoms. I'm ready to PLOW!

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are u tiny tim because ur drop dead gorgeous

Quote: TheFlyingSeal

im not the best at flirting but one time a dude said "its high noon" and this tumbleweed came out of no where and i was instantly wet so maybe you guys should try that

seal i hope you know im NEVER letting u forget this

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Quote: TheFlyingSeal

im not the best at flirting but one time a dude said "its high noon" and this tumbleweed came out of no where and i was instantly wet so maybe you guys should try that

seal i hope you know im NEVER letting u forget this

ive already dug myself in this hole im just making a lovely home in it at this point

gurl are you trash because i want to take you out

Gurl call me Metal Gear and I'll show you my Solid Snake

"Can I pick you up?"

Hey are you Pokemon Go? Because I would travel the world with you, and spend my money on you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Call me Jyn Esro, bacause i'll make sure you have plans tonight.

hey wanna have ****

Hi, I'm Alex MacRae, a social dynamics instructor.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

im highly turned on

Hallo thar ladeh you gots some nass bazonkas.

are you harambe? cause i wanna take you down

downtown

Are you a gorilla enclosure in Cincinnati? Because i wanna drop a kid in you

Your face is above average, I guess

Quote: Jaggedstar

are you harambe? cause i wanna take you down

downtown

Using memes is infinitely more revolting than saying things like My ass was filled with so much **** as a pickup line.

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Quote: Jaggedstar

are you harambe? cause i wanna take you down

downtown

Using memes is infinitely more revolting than saying things like My ass was filled with so much **** as a pickup line.

It's a joke, calm your farm

Gurl/boi do you have a trophy stand?
Because you won me over.


I'll show myself the door. Maybe it's a good thing I'm not into dating because it'd be all puns.

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Quote: Jaggedstar

are you harambe? cause i wanna take you down

downtown

Using memes is infinitely more revolting than saying things like My ass was filled with so much **** as a pickup line.

It's a joke, calm your farm

If memes are jokes, then they're the Happy Madison of jokes. This Harambe (Whatever it is... People sexualising a gorilla that was killed when a stupid kid went into the gorilla's territory in a zoo?) is the Jack & Jill of jokes.