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What Should I Get Jesus for His Birthday?
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#1 Posted: 22:44:43 23/12/2016 | Topic Creator
His birthday is on Sunday, and I don't want Pastor Kevin to burn me at the stake. Any ideas?
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat!
Canidae Blue Sparx Gems: 588
#2 Posted: 23:10:57 23/12/2016
Why I would suggest a hefty bag of good old fashioned charcoal. It is clearly the most superior for grilling.
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These violent delights have violent ends.
InsomDog Platinum Sparx Gems: 6974
#3 Posted: 23:48:00 23/12/2016
A nail gun.
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#4 Posted: 00:11:36 24/12/2016 | Topic Creator
What about a tap-'n-dye, and some WD40?
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat!
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#5 Posted: 00:14:48 24/12/2016
I heard he's ok with big dinners, no expensive gift needed. Just watch out for any guests that might spill the salt.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#6 Posted: 00:16:41 24/12/2016
A barbecue by Satan himself.
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Bruh
Alydol Ripto Gems: 1330
#7 Posted: 00:30:42 24/12/2016
Quote: Crash10
A barbecue by Satan himself.



Let's barbecue satan himself.
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#8 Posted: 02:16:53 24/12/2016
A crossbow
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#9 Posted: 07:45:46 24/12/2016
A JPEG of his dad.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#10 Posted: 07:59:50 24/12/2016
dignity
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#11 Posted: 10:15:05 24/12/2016
A Target 5$ gift card
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#12 Posted: 10:18:22 24/12/2016
A haircut. Goddamn.
Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#13 Posted: 12:47:06 24/12/2016
undertale
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#14 Posted: 16:10:18 24/12/2016 | Topic Creator
I was thinking that I could get him some makeup and get Luanne to give him a makeover. He must look hideous after being crucified and being 2000 years old!
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat!
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#15 Posted: 16:10:57 24/12/2016
bath bombs
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#16 Posted: 17:57:13 24/12/2016
Quote: Hank R Hill
I was thinking that I could get him some makeup and get Luanne to give him a makeover. He must look hideous after being crucified and being 2000 years old!


Hank would never talk badly of Jesus. Who are you and what did you do with Hank?
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#17 Posted: 03:03:16 25/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: CAV
Quote: Hank R Hill
I was thinking that I could get him some makeup and get Luanne to give him a makeover. He must look hideous after being crucified and being 2000 years old!


Hank would never talk badly of Jesus. Who are you and what did you do with Hank?


Oh, I love Jesus. I just want the best for my lord and savior.
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat!
SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#18 Posted: 07:08:07 25/12/2016
A deck of Dungeons and Dragons cards.
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#19 Posted: 19:19:21 26/12/2016
Quote: InsomDog
A nail gun.



Quote: 84skylanderdude
A Target 5$ gift card



just do these. he'll get a kick out of 'em for sure
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:19:52 26/12/2016 by cowpowa23
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#20 Posted: 19:44:32 26/12/2016
Personally, I've gotten tired of this Hank. Feels too out of character with some of his topics.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#21 Posted: 19:47:03 26/12/2016
get him a poster of the pink guy from filthy frank
SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#22 Posted: 07:02:22 27/12/2016
That will make anyone's day.
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#23 Posted: 12:17:56 27/12/2016
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Personally, I've gotten tired of this Hank. Feels too out of character with some of his topics.


If I'm being TBH, it was barely amusing to begin with and it's just been overused and trying too hard to be funny.
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#24 Posted: 08:05:47 31/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Personally, I've gotten tired of this Hank. Feels too out of character with some of his topics.


If I'm being TBH, it was barely amusing to begin with and it's just been overused and trying too hard to be funny.


I aged, I tell ya 'hwat!
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat!
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#25 Posted: 14:29:05 01/01/2017
Quote: InsomDog
A nail gun.


eh..

is it bad that i'm giggling right now?


dont even say go to hell to me cause i'm already there smilie
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