darkSpyro

A few years back, during my third year of university, a few guys I shared the house with and I were nearing the end of our funds, exams were coming up and we were starving, so we went around the city and saw what we thought was a wedding going on at one of the churches, so we'd figured we crash it and snag some food. So there we are eating food, wondering why people weren't cheerful and happy about the wedding. It wasn't until shortly after we realized it wasn't a wedding we had crashed, but someone's funeral. It happens, I guess.

-Cracked by brothers head open
-Almost made same brother lose two fingers

Love you, bro.

ruined a friendship

I pushed my brother off me after he pounced on me as a joke a little too hard. He spun round and caught his eyebrow on the corner of the windowsill. It sliced it open and there was blood everywhere. He had to go to hospital to have his eyebrow glued back together :/

Caused some rifts in relationships. That's how I learned that morality's just a big guessing game.

Quote: Spyroboy

A few years back, during my third year of university, a few guys I shared the house with and I were nearing the end of our funds, exams were coming up and we were starving, so we went around the city and saw what we thought was a wedding going on at one of the churches, so we'd figured we crash it and snag some food. So there we are eating food, wondering why people weren't cheerful and happy about the wedding. It wasn't until shortly after we realized it wasn't a wedding we had crashed, but someone's funeral. It happens, I guess.

I'm laughing so hard at this, this is sitcom material

- Accidentally stole a drink from a store once. Got it from a cooler and was walking around with it. Had it in my hand the whole time, and ended up forgetting it was there. Walked right out of the store with it and didn't realize it wasn't paid for until we were back in the car.
- Accidentally dropped a large bottle of hot sauce on someone's foot and they could barely walk for awhile.
- Accidentally killed a gerbil when I was 4. I was playing with it and somehow ended up falling down and landing on it. I cried so much after that, and I still feel bad about it to this day.

- Stole a York peppermint from a candy display when I was 5
- Ran around with scissors and accidentally jabbed my sister when I was 6

Scratched my sister across the hand when I snatched a pine cone from her when I was really little.

I stepped on my friends dog.

Failed to sell a man propane.

Suffocated a kitten when I was 6 or 7.